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Funny story: Democrats Find Key To Winning Christian Vote

Democrats Find Key To Winning Christian Vote

After years of struggling to get the evangelical vote, the Democratic party have finally worked out a way to reach out to those crazy Christian voters. Their election strategy is to subtly use the idea of the "rapture" and the second coming of Jesus...

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Funny story: I feel like a man. I voted.

I feel like a man. I voted.

"I feel like a man," said my 19 year old nephew after casting his ballot the other day. He'd waited on line three times to vote, each time having to leave for class or some other obligation. Finally he waited an hour and a half and did it. He voted on each initiative, and chose among 13 presidential candidates, then spoke to me cogently about his choices. That little boy is now a man...

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Funny story: Undecided Will Be Put on Buses and Driven off Cliffs!

Undecided Will Be Put on Buses and Driven off Cliffs!

After twenty-one months of the most grueling political marathon in Presidential campaign history, pollsters report that there are still a significant number of potential voters who identify as undecided. Neither party can believe that after millions...

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Funny story: People reporting ATMs casting votes for McCain instead of dispensing cash

People reporting ATMs casting votes for McCain instead of dispensing cash

Seattle, Washington - ATM customers across the country are reporting banking errors to their branch managers, complaining that every time they withdraw cash at the automated teller machine, they get a prerecorded message thanking them for casting the...

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Funny story: New Voting Technology This Fall From Homeland Insecurity

New Voting Technology This Fall From Homeland Insecurity

Philadelphia PA-- Voters going to polling stations next month may be in for some surprises. Homeland Insecurity has installed electronic touch pads equipped with the latest in nanotechnology and computer software. Many voters may wish to bring an a...

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Funny story: McCain Changes Name to McCane in Bid for Elderly Voter Support

McCain Changes Name to McCane in Bid for Elderly Voter Support

Sun City, Arizona - In a desperate bid to prop up his ailing presidential campaign, Senator John McCain has changed his name to McCane. The name change follows a similar one by the Obama camp to remove Hussein as his middle name. According to Ral...

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Funny story: Homelessness Starts At Home

Homelessness Starts At Home

Barack Obama's newest challenge has left him wondering what to do with the nearly 70% of Californians residing in Los Angeles. With all but one swing voting group in his pocket, Barack is going after the one constituency that has eluded every presid...

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Funny story: League of Women Voters Forces McCain and Obama Into 'Mock Duel' Before First Presidential Debate

League of Women Voters Forces McCain and Obama Into 'Mock Duel' Before First Presidential Debate

The impartial League of Women Voters has been in discussion with both the GOP and Dem campaign managers and for the first time is making a political statement. "We at The League of Women Voters are intervening in this divisive Presidential campaign i...

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Funny story: GoVernment says dOn'T votE

GoVernment says dOn'T votE

Very angry prOtestors appeared ouTsidE the MajestiC cApItol buIldiNg TODAY in washington dc to protest against rising oil prices. obserVers called the Odd event '...a specTacle of public pridE...' another went as far as to say '...My son Could be...

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Funny story: American Public decide not to vote for new President

American Public decide not to vote for new President

In a shock move, many millions of Americans have decided not to vote for a new president. Mr Um Bongo, from Minnesota said: 'We voted last time, look what we got. I don't know anyone who voted for the President, and we were still stuck with him. N...

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Funny story: Controversy Over Felons' Right to Vote Dwarfed by Bigger Question

Controversy Over Felons' Right to Vote Dwarfed by Bigger Question

Some states allow imprisoned felons to vote, others only parolees, some only probationnaires and then there are those that make you pay your full debt to society. In two states, Kentucky and Virginia, you are never allowed to vote again, but a bi...

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Funny story: Republican Platform Calls for Fetal Right to Vote

Republican Platform Calls for Fetal Right to Vote

In a brilliant political maneuver, the GOP has found a clever way to empower one of their largest constituencies and gain more votes. Fetuses prefer the Party of No Choice 10 to 1. Ultra-sound studies from the labs of mad scientist Dr James Dobso...

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Funny story: Voter asks Gordon Brown for his money back

Voter asks Gordon Brown for his money back

Henry Crankshaft, a Labour voter from Westhoughton near Manchester, shocked the British world of politics when he knocked on the door of number 10 Downing Street earlier this morning seeking a refund.

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Funny story: The Worst 10 Eurovision Songs

The Worst 10 Eurovision Songs

The results of the BBC's Worst 10 Eurovision Songs vote was announced today, and here is the list. * 'La la la la la', by Sweden's The Bjeardies. * 'Oompa Oompa, Ra Ra Ra', by Switzerland's Christine Dior. * 'Death To Turkish Cyprus', by Greece's Bubble and Squeaks. * 'Why Are We In A European Contest?', by Israel's The Mother-In-Laws. * 'Heil Heidi Heidi', by Germany's The Goosest...

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Funny story: Voters to blame for Labour's poor election performance

Voters to blame for Labour's poor election performance

It has been revealed that the main reason for Labour faring so badly in the recent local elections was because so many people voted for candidates other than Labour.

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Funny story: Zimbabwe Election Results in Full

Zimbabwe Election Results in Full

Robert Mugabe, the charismatic, statesmanlike and incredibly mad leader of Zimbabwe has spoken out against people speaking out against him regarding the alleged delay in posting the election results held in the country quite a while ago now.

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Funny story: Environmentally friendly ballots will disappear within four days of use

Environmentally friendly ballots will disappear within four days of use

Researchers at the Iowa University of Science and Corn are working to develop environmentally friendly ballots, which can literally disappear within four days of use, and expect them to be available in time for the November presidential elections.

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