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Funny story: Spoofer brings revenge attack by accidentally naming famous Conflicker writer

Spoofer brings revenge attack by accidentally naming famous Conflicker writer

TheSpoof.com was hit by a devastating Denial of Service Attack today, in response to a story that accidentally named the creator of the Conflicker virus. Earlier this week, occasional contributor Jon Hollander suggested that the virus, also known...

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Funny story: Microsoft Offer Bounty for Virus Writer

Microsoft Offer Bounty for Virus Writer

A reward of $250,000 has been offered by Microsoft to find out who was behind the Downadup/Cornficker virus. Since it started circulating in October 2008, the virus has infected millions of PCs worldwide, including, hospital computers and even Roy...

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Funny story: New computer virus worse than aftermath of an Amy Winehouse session

New computer virus worse than aftermath of an Amy Winehouse session

A new computer virus has been discovered which is potentially more lethal than a night out with Amy Winehouse. The new virus, called "Atchoo" actually infects computers with winter flu, leaving them sneezing profusely, with blocked disk drives and...

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Funny story: Websites withdraw 'Smileys' and 'Emoticons' after Miley Smiley Virus scare

Websites withdraw 'Smileys' and 'Emoticons' after Miley Smiley Virus scare

Admin staff at social networking sites have been forced to withdraw 'Smileys' and 'Emoticons' from chat rooms and discussion boards in a desperate bid to halt the spread of a potentially dangerous virus. Smiley's are tiny animated characters that...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Smiley Virus

Miley Cyrus Smiley Virus

Chat rooms and forums across the World Wide Web were on high alert this evening after a leading internet security firm issued a 'Code red' warning after a Smiley was found dead on an as yet unnamed social networking forum post originating in Dublin,...

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Funny story: Bulimic WVV Epidemic

Bulimic WVV Epidemic

With the festive season well under way, it has transpired that bulimics are deliberately infecting themselves with the norovirus, otherwise known as the Winter Vomiting Virus. This incredibly aggressive virus begins with mild cold symptoms before...

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Funny story: Ginga Virus - Goes Global

Ginga Virus - Goes Global

The Ginga Virus (Viraerusticus) which causes hair to turn red is rampant. The normal 4.765% proportion of the population who are redheaded has spiralled to a known 70% plus. Exact figures could be higher as many do not admit to using hair dye. A...

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Funny story: A guide to computer viruses

A guide to computer viruses

Fern Britten Virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB. Jonathan Ross Virus: Not much use but still manages to get money out of your computer BT Virus: Every three minutes tells you what great service you are getting. Virgin Virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the BT virus. Politically Correct Viru...

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Funny story: Computer Catches Herpes Virus

Computer Catches Herpes Virus

Pahokee, Florida (IPP) - Scientists in Pahokee, Florida report that for the first time a human herpes simplex virus has transmutated and afflicted itself upon a computer.

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Funny story: White House Releases Election Campaining Virus

White House Releases Election Campaining Virus

I.T Expert "Jim Walker", a 22-year old resident of Washington D.C reports, "This morning when I woke up, I found a virus in my heavily-protected computer! Before the virus could do any damage, though, my anti-virus cleaned it. I tried...

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Funny story: Computer Virus Result of Corrupt Republican Search

Computer Virus Result of Corrupt Republican Search

Washington (IP) - Computer users have complained to Congress that when they enter "list of corrupt republicans" into a search engine that their computers are automatically sent a virus which wipes out their hard drive.

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Funny story: British Man Victim Of "Triple E" Weapon

British Man Victim Of "Triple E" Weapon

A British man is in hospital in Edinburgh after contracting a deadly US military virus whilst on holiday in the US earlier this year. The man, from Scotland, is thought to have become infected with the "Triple E" bug when he was bitten by a mosqui...

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Funny story: Digital mongooses invade internet

Digital mongooses invade internet

A large number of computer generated mongooses and merecats have been spread as a virus through emails. These are now making their homes in computers worldwide. Their burrows have now infested every major network in the world, and they have begun to...

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Funny story: West Nile Virus Traced to East Coast Studio

West Nile Virus Traced to East Coast Studio

The fragile truce that had been established between P Diddy's East Coast Bad Boy Entertainment and Snoop Dogg's West Coast Death Row Records is in danger of collapsing. At a sit-down in Hastings, Nebraska, chosen for its neutral location, me...

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Funny story: Computer cracks Da Vinci Code; refuses to reveal secret

Computer cracks Da Vinci Code; refuses to reveal secret

Rome, Italy - Computer analyst, Slavisa Pesci, claims to have broken the Da Vinci Code using highly sophisticated computer program software, which he designed especially for a supercomputer located in the moistened catacombs deep under Vatican City.

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Funny story: Rhyming Computer Virus, Worm, Bug Thing Causes Devastation, Is This the End for Civilisation?

Rhyming Computer Virus, Worm, Bug Thing Causes Devastation, Is This the End for Civilisation?

A virus is causing havoc on the net,...

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Funny story: Asian Bird Flu has Deadly "Gene"

Asian Bird Flu has Deadly "Gene"

US Researchers have reportedly discovered what makes the Bird Flu influenza virus so deadly -- they have a gene that may make them especially destructive to cells.

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