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Funny story: Animal Rights Group Takes Issue With Lady Gaga Beating Her Meat

Animal Rights Group Takes Issue With Lady Gaga Beating Her Meat

Animal rights activists are up in arms over a statement Lady Gaga made in reference to dead animals. Gaga said, "Dead Animals Make Great Coats". This statement, no matter how true, has people all upset, especially animal rights people. One me...

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Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E 7th July 2012 - with comments

Nottingham News for W/E 7th July 2012 - with comments

Monday 2nd July 2012 Topic: NHS waiting time - QMC - City Hospital "Waiting times at Nottingham hospitals up by 82%" Source: Nottingham Post Extract: THE number of patients waiting longer than four hours in Nottingham's only accident and emergency unit has almost doubled in the past year. Figures show that 10,831 patients were kept waiting for more than four hours in 2011-12 - a ris...

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Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E: 30th June 2012

Nottingham News for W/E: 30th June 2012

Sunday 24th June 2012 Topic: Crime - Murder "Nottingham man appears in court over stabbing death" Source: BBC News Extract A 21-year-old Nottingham man has appeared before city magistrates charged with murder. Marcin Cwiakalo, of Osborne Street, Radford, was remanded in custody and is due to appear at Nottingham Crown Court on 25 June. He is accused of fatally stabbing Mark Blade...

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Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E: 23rd June 2012

Nottingham News for W/E: 23rd June 2012

Sunday 10th June 2012 Monday 18th June 2012 Topic: Crime - Robbery - Violence "Cash stolen in security van raid in Bingham, Notts" Source:Source: BBC News Extract: Two men are being sought by police following the theft of cash from a security van in Bingham, Nottingham. The Vauxhall van was parked outside Toot Hill School, in The Banks, at about 11:45 BST when thieves struck.

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Funny story: 2012 Lobsterfest Yields Lowest Death Toll in Years

2012 Lobsterfest Yields Lowest Death Toll in Years

Orlando, FL - Representatives of the Pink Lobster restaurant chain announced today that this year's Lobsterfest promotion has resulted in the lowest death toll in nearly two decades, with reported casualties hovering around a paltry 1,650. The p...

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Funny story: "Live" Nativity Scene Turns Violent

"Live" Nativity Scene Turns Violent

Chula Vista, Ca. It seemed like such a good idea at the time, but in hindsight maybe not so much. For two years in a row the Chula Vista public market has put on a "live" nativity scene the week before Christmas. The Delgado family, well known in th...

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Funny story: Black Friday 2 hits shelves, 3D compatible with PS3

Black Friday 2 hits shelves, 3D compatible with PS3

Warring Bros. has released Black Friday 2 for the PlayerStation 3 and Xboxer 360 game consoles. The game offers several new gameplay features including Pepper Spray, 4 Player Tag-Team, Blue Light Challenge Mode, and King of the Clearance Rack. Bla...

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Funny story: The True Spirit of Christmas: Pepper Spray!

The True Spirit of Christmas: Pepper Spray!

The annual War on Christmas has already taken its toll this year, with atheist billboards going up next to highways across the country, shocking the sensibilities of Christians on their way to Wal-Mart. But some Christians have found a way to fight b...

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Funny story: Facebook uses high-tech to solve porn spammer case: they read statuses

Facebook uses high-tech to solve porn spammer case: they read statuses

HARFOLD, Vt.--Facebook released a statement saying that they were able to identify the spammer who flooded Facebook's newsfeed with pornographic and disturbing images. Harfold resident Cyril Lewis is currently in custody at Harfold County Jail. Fa...

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Funny story: Rushdie wins Facebook fight, believed to have then flooded FB with porn, violent images

Rushdie wins Facebook fight, believed to have then flooded FB with porn, violent images

PALO ALTO, Calif.--Ahmed "Salman" Rushdie fought the good fight and won. Then, it's believed, he made them pay. Rushdie had argued with Facebook that he should be allowed to use his middle name, Salman, because it was the name by which he was know...

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Funny story: Riots break out again - in Devon seaside resort

Riots break out again - in Devon seaside resort

Following the government's successful quelling of the riots which troubled some of the UK's major cities in August, it seems that acts of group vandalism and violence have made a reappearance, this time in a Devon seaside town. On Monday evening,...

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Funny story: Modified ecstasy could stop inner city bloodshed

Modified ecstasy could stop inner city bloodshed

Modified ecstasy could one day have a role to play in fighting most forms of the inner city bloodshed currently blighting the lives of law abiding members of society across the UK, according to a controversial drugs advisory body. A commentator sa...

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Funny story: Song: "Boredom"

Song: "Boredom"

Another one of my ambiguous rhyming prose thingys! You know how artists try to perceive life as someone else? Well this is me trying to do that. No need to panic, or call a psychiatrist. But for God's sake don't tell my mother. She's a fiscal and social conservative. "Boredom" Got some ropes, Got some ropes, Empty ropes. Empty mind. With nothing to hide. Bored outta my mind, Playin...

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Funny story: Clegg Arrested for Incitement to Violence

Clegg Arrested for Incitement to Violence

Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, was taken into custody today for incitement to violence after he said he was preparing to 'wring the necks' of unidentified Bankers. Speaking at the Liberal Democrat Spring Conference, Clegg forgot his speech and...

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Funny story: Six Nations Italian Rugby Team Manager Promises 'Fight' Against France

Six Nations Italian Rugby Team Manager Promises 'Fight' Against France

Nick Mallett, manager of the Italian national rugby team, has promised a 'fight' against France this weekend. Italy who have lost 29 out of 34 games under Mallett, are facing a challenge on Saturday. They have lost at home to France for the last n...

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Funny story: Roseanne Barr Arrested At Super Bowl After Party

Roseanne Barr Arrested At Super Bowl After Party

Dallas, TX - Roseanne Barr was allegedly involved in an barr fight, hours after the Super Bowl, that resulted in a trip to the county jail for the former sitcom star. Barr, in town to celebrate the release of her new Snickers commercial, was arres...

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Funny story: Moral Guardians Blame Education for Youth Crime

Moral Guardians Blame Education for Youth Crime

LONDON - Books. TV. Films. Video-games. Now, education. What do they have in common? They're all blamed for teen violence. It's education's turn, which is total irony. History lessons are bearing the brunt of the forces of moral guardians, however...

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