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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Urged To Have A Bunionectomy Or Risk Being Confined To A Wheel Chair

Victoria Beckham Urged To Have A Bunionectomy Or Risk Being Confined To A Wheel Chair

LONDON - Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham has revealed that her podiatrist Dr. Derrick Lazenford, III, has informed her that she will need to have surgery to remove her gigantic bunions or risk being confined to a wheel chair. Vickie says that h...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Takes Herself Out of 'World Cup' Competition with Breast Reduction!

Victoria Beckham Takes Herself Out of 'World Cup' Competition with Breast Reduction!

Victoria Beckham, the former Posh Spice Girl, is busy trying to establish a new image as a Flat Chested Business Woman in order to gain credibility with her "Brains over Boobs" campaign. The incredible inflating Posh, once described as a barely a...

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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel-Toni Terry-Cheryl Cole-Victoria Beckham WAG Scandal Outrage Gets Even More Confusing

Vanessa Perroncel-Toni Terry-Cheryl Cole-Victoria Beckham WAG Scandal Outrage Gets Even More Confusing

The ever escalating degree of confusion in the footballer's WAGs scandals of the last couple of weeks have now become so convoluted, unbelievable and impossible to keep up with that the MTTRU (Media Tittle-Tattle Reporter's Union) has considered lodg...

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Funny story: Premiership totty crisis: Victoria Beckham calls WAGs/shags/groupies summit

Premiership totty crisis: Victoria Beckham calls WAGs/shags/groupies summit

London - (Offside Rule): The emergency meeting comes amid premiership totty relegation fears following the alleged John Terry/Vanessa Perroncel shagging fiasco. Undisputed Premier League 'godmother' La Beckham has called for an immediate 4-4-2 dia...

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Funny story: Another Simon Cowell DNA secret shattered as Victoria Beckham joins American Idol gravy train

Another Simon Cowell DNA secret shattered as Victoria Beckham joins American Idol gravy train

New York - (Faux News): Last week he laughed off DNA swab reports that he'd fathered desperate wannabe celeb Cheryl Tweedy Cole. And today Simon Cowell is equally nonchalant as another 'secret' daughter joined him on the American Idle (sic) gravy...

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Funny story: American Idol - Victoria Beckham Clashes With Fellow Brit Simon Cowell

American Idol - Victoria Beckham Clashes With Fellow Brit Simon Cowell

BOSTON - After sitting at the judges table and keeping a rather low-profile while judging the American Idol contestant wannabees Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice finally showed her claws. She jumped at Simon when she felt that he had been overly r...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Fails ... Again!

Victoria Beckham Fails ... Again!

(Defecated News) In what can only be described as another link in a chain of unfortunate events, Posh Spice AKA Victoria Beckham has failed to hit the big time. First she was sidelined for any lead vocals with The Spice Girls when the worlds reali...

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Funny story: Charitable Gordon Ramsey and the Beckhams will eat together on Christmas day, their leftovers will be thrown at the "scum" waiting outside!

Charitable Gordon Ramsey and the Beckhams will eat together on Christmas day, their leftovers will be thrown at the "scum" waiting outside!

Gordon Ramsey, Beck's, Posh and their Families will spend Christams Day together enjoying a glorious 5* (pretty unknown rating around here!) banquet meal, how wonderful! Christmas time is a time of Goodwill and Gordon "Fucking' Ramsey decided to i...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham victim of wee piggy scam

Victoria Beckham victim of wee piggy scam

Victoria Beckham has reputedly put a £1,400 deposit on two micro pigs as a Christmas present for husband David. Local farmer Farmer Palmer, whose land adjoins the Beckhams fortress 'Beckingham Palace', told our reporter to, "Gerrof moi f****n land...

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Funny story: Beckhams become bog brush

Beckhams become bog brush

David has spent many years impersonating a footballer and Victoria has spent many years as a nagging wife, a celery stick and professional shop-o-holic. However, due to David Beckham's dilapidating career, and Victoria Beckham's fame obscurity, t...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Disappears

Victoria Beckham Disappears

Milan - David Beckham arrived at the Milan fashion show this week and attempted to quash rumours that him and Victoria have separated by arriving alone and holding his arm out, leaning over and speaking to it during the evening as if Posh was there o...

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Funny story: "Bag of Bones" Found Alongside M5: Coppers Seek Whereabouts of Victoria Beckham!

"Bag of Bones" Found Alongside M5: Coppers Seek Whereabouts of Victoria Beckham!

London,Uk/ Scotland Yard/Interpol Missing Persons Bulletin/Amber Alert - Law enforcement officials at Interpol and Scotland Yard were working feverishly reviewing reams of film from area spy cameras after 'a bag of bones' was found just off the break...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham, Kylie Minogue And Kristen Stewart Blown Out By Bonkettes

Victoria Beckham, Kylie Minogue And Kristen Stewart Blown Out By Bonkettes

BT Bishop, manager of chart topping girl group 'The Bonkettes' today announced that the search for a fourth Bonkette continues following a number of failed auditions. "We have to take this thing in hand" BT Bishop told us. "We had auditions in cen...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham aka Skinny Spice Stick Is Down To 80 Pounds

Victoria Beckham aka Skinny Spice Stick Is Down To 80 Pounds

LONDON - Victoria Beckham walked through Heathrow Airport looking more like a pogo stick than a normal mother of three children. The 35-year-old Spice Girl band member known as Posh Spice is looking more like Skinny Spice as her weight has dropped...

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Funny story: Hundreds Injured As J-Lo's Posh Spice Dress Explodes

Hundreds Injured As J-Lo's Posh Spice Dress Explodes

You do not expect to hear hundreds of emergency vehicle sirens approaching a White House function. But sirens they were - and they were incredibly necessary. For Jennifer Lopez, who had ill-advisedly crammed her generous rear end into a Victori...

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Funny story: Skinny, non-Spicy Victoria in her black Jackboots reveals she has no thighs!

Skinny, non-Spicy Victoria in her black Jackboots reveals she has no thighs!

Recently "paparazzied" in the US with a pair of kinky, black thigh-lengthed latex Jackboots, Posh, non-Spicy Victoria has, in a pathetic attempt to keep up with Lady GaGa and other pea-brained bitches, to be the next Madonna! Shock, shock and more...

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Funny story: Beckhams To Be Released From US Custody

Beckhams To Be Released From US Custody

Former UK Prime Minister and European Union President - in - waiting Tony Bliar has brokered a deal with new US president Barracks Obama. Apparently, David Beckham (England soccer star) and his relatively unknown wife, the former Spice Girl Victor...

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