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Funny story: Stan Gelbaugh Announces he will not accept Vice Presidency

Stan Gelbaugh Announces he will not accept Vice Presidency

Oakland, CA (CNN) - 83-year-old homeless man, Stan Gelbaugh, loudly proclaimed today that he will not be Barack Obama's Vice Presidential candidate. "Not only will I not accept the Vice Presidential post I won't be traveling to Iraq with...

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Funny story: Arnold Shwarzenegger Offers VP Serivces via eBay

Arnold Shwarzenegger Offers VP Serivces via eBay

(San Jose, CA) Internet auction site eBay confirmed today the authenticity of a posting by Arnold Schwarzenegger offering his services as Vice President to the highest bidder.

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Lands Exclusive Interview With Dick Cheney

Spoof Writer Lands Exclusive Interview With Dick Cheney

By posing as an unscrupulous armaments dealer, celebrated Spoof writer, Evan Essence, found his way into the inner sanctum of US Vice President Dick Cheney's bullet proof and bomb proof bunker...generally considered to be the safest and most secure place on the planet.

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Funny story: A Conversation between President Clinton and Vice President Gore

A Conversation between President Clinton and Vice President Gore

Washington DC, June 11, 2008: An old beat up audio tape recording has been found under the carpet in the oval office of the White House. The tape had been there since November 2000 but was constantly overlooked, as the current occupant spends most of his time in Dick Cheney's office. The recorded conversation is between President Clinton and Vice President Gore discussing the upcoming preside...

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Funny story: McCain Considers Martin Sheen for V.P. Slot

McCain Considers Martin Sheen for V.P. Slot

(Geezer, AZ) - The John McCain campaign today released the initial list of Vice Presidential candidates they are considering, and along with the usual suspects you might expect came a few names you might not, including actor Martin Sheen (The...

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Funny story: Vice President Cheney Exits 'Der White House Bunker' to Advise Bush

Vice President Cheney Exits 'Der White House Bunker' to Advise Bush

In a rare gesture of believing he is actually Vice President of the U.S and is being paid $220,000 per year to function as such, VP Dick Cheney, recently exited 'Der Bunker' in the White House.

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Funny story: Greenspan Endorses McCain, McCain annouces new VP

Greenspan Endorses McCain, McCain annouces new VP

The presumptive Republican presidential nominee received the endorsement of Alan Greenspan on Monday according to an official statement given out by his office.

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Funny story: Obama olive branch to Hillary: be my Veep!

Obama olive branch to Hillary: be my Veep!

Washington AC/DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Ain't ever second-fiddling to that little upstart," Hillary Clinton raged today after Barack Obama's magnificently generous offer to put the former first lady on the ticket as his Vice President.

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Funny story: Ron Paul nominated to become Vice President

Ron Paul nominated to become Vice President

Immediately following the violence at the Straw Poll for the Republican Party in Fort Worth Texas campaign advisors for Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani, and Fred Thompson gathered to discuss how to deal with the BlowBack generated by the YouTube Video p...

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Funny story: Vice President Dick Cheney Subpoenaed by Senate

Vice President Dick Cheney Subpoenaed by Senate

The United States Senate issued a subpoena for VIce President Dick Cheney. Cheney, who is actually President of the Senate, refused to take note. "No law or vote is official until I bang my little gavel thingie, and I have no plans to pound it...

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Funny story: Chico Booted

Chico Booted

Vice President Chaney's Propaganda Sit-Com "Chico and the Ayatollah" has reportedly been booted off of Iranian TV by President Mahumuhd Ahmajinedad.

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Funny story: Satangate heats up the Capital

Satangate heats up the Capital

WASHINGTON D.C. - Recently leaked visitor records from Vice President Cheney's office reveal a startling number of visits by Satan over the past six years. According to the records, the Vice President saw Satan more than 23 times since 2000.

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Funny story: Chaney and Eskimo bag Walrus

Chaney and Eskimo bag Walrus

Vice President Cheney and Eskimo Rapper "Yo Bitch Cook The Fish" went off on a hunting trip to the Yukon following the Libby verdict, and apparently have bagged a Walrus.

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Funny story: Battle Hardened Cheney warns critics not to equate US with Al Qaida

Battle Hardened Cheney warns critics not to equate US with Al Qaida

Fresh from urban combat in the American heartland, US Vice President Dick Chenney was on the offensive again as he delivered his hard hitting speech at the institute of War Studies. He lashed out at civil rights organizations in particularly, US Lawy...

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Funny story: Shot in the face, the new kicked in the nuts

Shot in the face, the new kicked in the nuts

So the big news flying around (or more accurately walking around in circles waiting for its cage door to be opened so it can slowly walk out and then be immediately shot) is the news that Vice President, Richard “Dick” Cheney viciously shot a 78 year old hunting partner in the face. Mr. Cheney “intended” to shoot a Quail, but instead shot his fellow Quail killer in the face. If only the Quail w...

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Funny story: Britt Hume Interviews Aaron Burr's Corpse

Britt Hume Interviews Aaron Burr's Corpse

Hot on the heels of his EXCLUSIVE "tell all" interview with Vice President Dick Cheney, FOX's Britt Hume conducted a one on almost one EXCLUSIVE "tell all" interview with former Vice President Aaron Burr (now b...

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Funny story: Quails Attack Quayle

Quails Attack Quayle

A flock of over 9,000 angry quails attacked former Vice President Dan Quayle at his Phoenix home late Monday. Experts think that the quails, outraged at attempts by a U.S. Vice President to slay one of their own made a wrong turn somewhere around For...

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