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Funny story: Tiger Woods Bed Mate Number Jumps From The Teens All The Way Up To 121 - Dammit Boy!

Tiger Woods Bed Mate Number Jumps From The Teens All The Way Up To 121 - Dammit Boy!

TUCSON, Arizona - Tiger Woods, aka "WonderWiener" was visiting the state of Arizona before a presidential mandate closes it to all American citizens except for atheists, KKKers, crackheads, and Foxers Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, and "Ru...

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Funny story: Man Develops Resistance to Viagra

Man Develops Resistance to Viagra

Men, beware, using Viagra when you are pretty sure you can get the ole puppy standing without the aid of drugs may just lead to a situation where, when you really need it, Viagra won't work--kind of like the problem we are now seeing with overuse of...

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Funny story: Count Dracula Biting Mad Over Viagra Not Working

Count Dracula Biting Mad Over Viagra Not Working

Count Dracula, in an interview very early this morning, stated that Viagra did not help him and that he had already tried the other stuff. "Here I have most of the night every single night and what am I going to do after my snack, IF I can find on...

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Funny story: Peaches Geldof Fury Over Topless Tattoo Booze-Fuelled Naked Heroin Viagra Scientology Sex Pics

Peaches Geldof Fury Over Topless Tattoo Booze-Fuelled Naked Heroin Viagra Scientology Sex Pics

Peaches Geldof, the 21 year old daughter of Saint Bob Geldof of Live Aid was furious this morning after a series of photos appeared on the internet, purporting to depict a naked booze and heroin fuelled one night stand warmed up with viagra and polis...

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Funny story: Man Aged 91 Who Died Taking Part In Sex Drug Trials Thought He Was Being Offered A Day Trip To Niagara

Man Aged 91 Who Died Taking Part In Sex Drug Trials Thought He Was Being Offered A Day Trip To Niagara

For 91 year old Harry Don, it was just another day in the nursing home. He rose at 7.30am and had breakfast at 8am, then he watched the morning news on TV in the common room along with others in the home. Harry was approached by a doctor he didn't...

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Funny story: Pharmaceutical Company Develops Pill That Is Both Male Contraceptive And Treats Erectile Dysfunction

Pharmaceutical Company Develops Pill That Is Both Male Contraceptive And Treats Erectile Dysfunction

Squid Technologies, a Canadian pharmaceutical company based in Toronto, has announced the development of a pill that will fill duel roles. The small pill will act as both a male oral contraceptive and a treatment for erectile dysfunction (such as Vi...

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Funny story: Viagra To "Downsize" Tiger Woods Ads

Viagra To "Downsize" Tiger Woods Ads

Penis-lifter Viagra tablets say they are going to straighten out their newly planned ads featuring Tiger Woods. "We thought that he would make a good point for us by all the activity reported over the past month and he was available, we heard, aft...

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Funny story: England Football Squad May Take Viagra.

England Football Squad May Take Viagra.

Managers have vehemently denied prescribing viagra for the England world cup squad ahead of South Africa 2010. The news was leaked from HQ. The lads will be training 5000ft above sea level at Rustenburg, and officials are worried the thinner air w...

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Funny story: No Viagra, No Piece!

No Viagra, No Piece!

The Union of Transit Workers in Philadelphia are at it again as they are not getting the promised daily doses of Viagra that was agreed upon, to settle last year's walkout before the World Series. "We're hard workers and we demand a hard penis to...

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Funny story: Sexy Activities Beat Boner Drugs for Erectile Dysfunction

Sexy Activities Beat Boner Drugs for Erectile Dysfunction

INTERCOURSE, PA - Sexologists at the teaching hospital of Bonair University have announced their findings that engaging in sexy activities work just as well toward achieving an erection as taking Viagra or Levitra, and without the unpleasant side-eff...

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Funny story: Chip On Shoulder Reminds Elderly, "Time For Sex"

Chip On Shoulder Reminds Elderly, "Time For Sex"

A Swiss pharmaceutical group called Nervotis has developed an electronic pill and chip that it hopes will reduce the number of patients who have to be supervised taking their medicine. Severine Baerrtschi, head of pharmaceuticals at Nevortis, said...

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Funny story: Naked Man Holds Burglar At Penis Point For Four Hours

Naked Man Holds Burglar At Penis Point For Four Hours

In Lake Charles, Louisiana - Authorities here said a naked 81-year-old man was able to hold a drunken intruder, who may have been trying to burglarize the place, at pecker point until deputies arrived, nearly four hours later. Gladstone Gandhi jum...

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Funny story: Obama to Limbaugh: "If I want anymore shit out of you, I'll cut off your head and dip it out with a spoon!"

Obama to Limbaugh: "If I want anymore shit out of you, I'll cut off your head and dip it out with a spoon!"

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama rarely let's his anger get the best of him. Nonetheless, Obama released the text of his Saturday afternoon radio broadcast to reporters in the White House Press Room today, something he has never done thus far...

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Funny story: French President, Sarkozy, Hospitalized with Erection Lasting Over 4-hours

French President, Sarkozy, Hospitalized with Erection Lasting Over 4-hours

Paris, France - French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, collapsed while jogging today. Reports are that it was shortly after he and his wife Carla Bruni-Sarkozy had a lover's quarrel over lovemaking. Sarkozy disclosed to his attending physician at the hos...

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Funny story: Pink Floyd Sues Viagra Over "Another Prick That Stands Tall"

Pink Floyd Sues Viagra Over "Another Prick That Stands Tall"

A representative of the rock group Pink Floyd has launched a lawsuit against the Pfizer Company, makers of Viagra the penis miracle drug, over their use of the music to their hit single, "Another Brick In The Wall". "They have definitely crossed t...

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Funny story: Chemist Run Out of Viagra

Chemist Run Out of Viagra

An internal investigation is to take place at a large chemists after more than 500,000 Viagra pills went missing from Central Depots at Hornchurch, Cockfosters and Willoughby. All male staff over 35 have not turned up for work at these Depots; St...

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Funny story: Increased Erections Side Effect of Swine Flu

Increased Erections Side Effect of Swine Flu

While many people are sick or have died from Swine Flu, the survivors have noticed one side effect of this disease: longer, harder, and more frequent erections. Announcement of this by the World Health Organization (W.H.O.) has caused men of all age...

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