A man appeared at Bow Street Magistrates' Court in London today charged with animal cruelty offences after he slipped three Viagra tablets to a giraffe at London Zoo. He was fine £25 and bound over. A police spokesman told me that Gavin Pertwee ha...
White House attack terrier Joe Biden, who also occasionally doubles as US Vice-President, once again bared his yellowed out fangs at the typically low-energy, I'm-so-outa-here, so-called Democratic base. Attempting to re-energize the flagging Dems...
Tesco, Britain's largest supermarket chain, is selling viagra without prescriptions to ageing, "drooping, low-hanging" males. Tesco's stores are being invaded by desperate males hoping for a last chance to impress their partners before "having a h...
The supermarket Tesco says it is to start selling Viagra over the counter at the 'cheapest price'. As of next week, men who need a little help in the meat and two veg isle, will be able to pick up the 'put him up and stay up' pick me up pill from...
Anne Winters, one of Britain's largest supplier of erotic toys and lingerie are to launch their own version of anniversary presents. Traditionally, the first anniversary is celebrated with paper or card, and Anne Winters will continue this traditi...
A man from Berkshire, England has today sensationally pole vaulted his way into the record books following an accidental overdose on Viagra. Mr James Callister, 28, said "It all started as a bit of a joke really. My girlfriend had been complainin...
CORSICA - Airport police at Corsica's Zorba The Greek International Airport reported finding seven pounds of Viagra pills that American socialite and do nothing rich girl Paris Hilton had stuffed inside her bikini taco (vagina). The airport's two...
According to ABC Good Morning America, Lady Gaga is protesting the recent findings that Viagra doesn't help women sexually. She began by parading on Times Square, showing a huge boner after everyone saw her a pill. She was later joined by Cher's d...
CHARLESTON, South Carolina - Betty White was in town to visit her old high school geography teacher. She was asked if she had heard of the new pharmaceutical viagra pill for women which is supposed to boost sexual desire. White laughed and replied...
People who have migraines and men who use penis-helpers are more likely to suffer a stroke says a new report, after examining over 20 'private' studies. "The migraine can cause blood vessels to shrink making a blood clot more likely to hit the bra...
Four customers at a New York pharmacy say they overheard actor Robert Pattinson ordering 50 Viagra tablets from a prescription, while in line at the Dain's Pharmacy in lower Manhattan Saturday. "Oh, he had a Yankee cap on pulled low over his face...
TUCSON, Arizona - Tiger Woods, aka "WonderWiener" was visiting the state of Arizona before a presidential mandate closes it to all American citizens except for atheists, KKKers, crackheads, and Foxers Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, and "Ru...
Men, beware, using Viagra when you are pretty sure you can get the ole puppy standing without the aid of drugs may just lead to a situation where, when you really need it, Viagra won't work--kind of like the problem we are now seeing with overuse of...
Count Dracula, in an interview very early this morning, stated that Viagra did not help him and that he had already tried the other stuff. "Here I have most of the night every single night and what am I going to do after my snack, IF I can find on...
Peaches Geldof, the 21 year old daughter of Saint Bob Geldof of Live Aid was furious this morning after a series of photos appeared on the internet, purporting to depict a naked booze and heroin fuelled one night stand warmed up with viagra and polis...
For 91 year old Harry Don, it was just another day in the nursing home. He rose at 7.30am and had breakfast at 8am, then he watched the morning news on TV in the common room along with others in the home. Harry was approached by a doctor he didn't...
Squid Technologies, a Canadian pharmaceutical company based in Toronto, has announced the development of a pill that will fill duel roles. The small pill will act as both a male oral contraceptive and a treatment for erectile dysfunction (such as Vi...
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