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Funny story: Anti Gay Pope Dresses Like A Girlieman. Joan and Melissa Give Fashion Review.

Anti Gay Pope Dresses Like A Girlieman. Joan and Melissa Give Fashion Review.

Joan and Melissa Rivers have given two big thumbs up to the Pope on his fashion choice. From his Chanel inspired overcoat to his Vera Wang lace under dress ending up on his ruby red slippers, Joan Rivers says outta the park. From a...

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Funny story: Pope Emeritus Wants His Old Job Back

Pope Emeritus Wants His Old Job Back

"Mamma mia, I resigned too soon," he's told friends. He had hoped to find another job, but he didn't realize that there aren't many to be found in this economy. Word is he's been pounding the pavement; but, so far, no luck. Potential employers are...

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Funny story: Tribal Group Sues the Vatican Over Smoke Signal Rights

Tribal Group Sues the Vatican Over Smoke Signal Rights

Cheyenne, Wyoming -- The Tribal Gathering Is taking the Catholic Church to court over its use of smoke signals to announce papal election results. "Just because you know how to build a fire doesn't mean you can steal our proven communications tech...

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Funny story: Outgoing Chief Rabbi offers to be new Pope

Outgoing Chief Rabbi offers to be new Pope

The outgoing Chief Rabbi of the UK, Lord Dr Jonathan Sachs, has made a magnanimous offer to the College of Cardinals in the Vatican by offering to become the new Pope. His office said that he made the offer for a number of reasons, some practical...

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Funny story: Brown smoke from Vatican chimney! "We were just kidding---for God's sake!"

Brown smoke from Vatican chimney! "We were just kidding---for God's sake!"

The world was stunned early this morning as brown smoke spewed from the Vatican chimney. "What does this mean? What has happened? Have the Cardinals lost their minds?" As the media speculated and the worlds Catholics tried desperately to make se...

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Funny story: Char-Broil to Supply Vatican Stoves Used by Conclave

Char-Broil to Supply Vatican Stoves Used by Conclave

In a press release issued today, barbecue maker Char-Broil announced the company has won the contract to supply the Vatican stoves used in the process to select the next pope. "It's basically our model number 600-series combination grill and smo...

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Funny story: Hidden service elevator links Cardinal's private quarters with Europe's biggest gay sauna

Hidden service elevator links Cardinal's private quarters with Europe's biggest gay sauna

Rome - "Kinda puts the 'condom' back in 'condominium', heheh," is how one GayTripAdvisa.con reviewer put it this morning as the story went viral in cyberspace. News that a palatial 12-room apartment housing the Vatican's top gay exorcist is connec...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell being brought in to help find new Pope

Simon Cowell being brought in to help find new Pope

In a shock announcement by the Vatican today, it has been confirmed that Simon Cowell, the mastermind behind popular talent shows such as "Britain's Got Morons" and "£X-Factor" is being drafted in to bring some life to the process for choosing a new...

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Funny story: Bloomberg Bids To Become The Second Jewish Pope

Bloomberg Bids To Become The Second Jewish Pope

The Vatican -- New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is moving to complete a deal that would make him the second Jewish Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church. "St. Peter was Jewish and he turned out to be the indestructible rock God chose to head his ch...

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Funny story: Pope Enjoying Retirement, Says

Pope Enjoying Retirement, Says

ROME, ITALY - Now ex-Pope Benedict XVI has given his first interview since retirement to Italian media channel "Televisio El Italiano" from his Roman mansion earlier today. The interviewer questioned him on such topics as "why the big hat?", "how do you wash the big hat?" and "can I have a big hat?" The Pope simply waved his hand and explained. "My name is Cardinal Ratzinger, please. I am Pope...

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Funny story: Vatican Elects Protestant Pope

Vatican Elects Protestant Pope

The Vatican made the startling announcement that, for the first time, they would be appointing a Protestant pope. Onlookers were startled when the new pope suddenly ran out of the Vatican and ripped his papal clothes to shreds. "You don't n...

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Funny story: Apologetic Ministry Founder Excommunicated by the Vatican Due to Controversial Essay

Apologetic Ministry Founder Excommunicated by the Vatican Due to Controversial Essay

VATICAN CITY (Acme World News) -- The Vatican stated on its latest press release that Matthew Slick, founder of the Christian Apologetics and Research Ministry (CARM), is excommunicated due to his controversial articles on his website. "Such relig...

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Funny story: Vatican promotes Silly Hat Contest

Vatican promotes Silly Hat Contest

Special to TPN - Vatican Secretary of State, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, announced that the Convocation of Cardinals assembled to pick a new Pope will liven up the proceedings with a Silly-Hat Contest, which has not been conducted for 1200 years.

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Funny story: Harlem Shake for the Vatican

Harlem Shake for the Vatican

In a dramatic attempt by the Catholic Church to get up to date, Cardianals meeting in Room 101 prior to electing a new Pope, have agreed that the new Pope must be able to dance the Harlem Shake. Cardinanal Archie Creepy announced the new policy af...

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Funny story: Pope To Followers: "Fuck It"

Pope To Followers: "Fuck It"

Rome---Not long after stunning his followers by announcing his sudden retirement, Pope Benedict XVI has delivered his farewell speech before a huge crowd of cheering supporters. In his speech the Pope explained his reasons for quitting, something no Pope has done in centuries. Here is a condensed version of the Pope's address: Dear followers, I greet you, and I am honored by you...

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Funny story: Pope Hated to Leave Behind His Red Shoes and Their Magical Powers

Pope Hated to Leave Behind His Red Shoes and Their Magical Powers

According to our exclusive Vatican sources, the Pope had no problem at all leaving the Vatican and the Papacy. The real issue? Having to leave behind his red shoes. You see, those glorious red shoes had provided the Pontiff with special powers...

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Funny story: Pope slips from public stage

Pope slips from public stage

Well-wishers wished Pope Benedict well after he broke his ankle while attempting to address lots of people in a big pizza in Venice. Remnants of the hot food dish had left the stage a bit slippery, and his right foot slithered away in an emotional...

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