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Funny story: Bar Brawl at Winter Olympics

Bar Brawl at Winter Olympics

An amazing Bar Brawl took place at Tributes Bar in Vancouver involving athletes from the Winter Olympics and the bars regular local boozers. Tributes Bar puts on tribute acts every evening but no one could predict the circumstances that led to a f...

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Funny story: British Olympian Heard Complaining

British Olympian Heard Complaining

The only British person to appear in this year's Winter Olympics in Vancouver has lived up to the British reputation of whining incessantly, so much so, other competitors have requested that this Whining Pom is deported. Having had the best prepar...

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Funny story: The Eddie The Eagle Prize at The Winter Olympics

The Eddie The Eagle Prize at The Winter Olympics

The Canadian Monthly magazine known as 'The Loser' which lists worldwide losers every month in everything from sporting events to politics is going to have a competition this month at The Winter Olympics which they are going to call The Eddie The Eag...

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Funny story: Winter Olympics Officials invite Al Gore to the Olympics

Winter Olympics Officials invite Al Gore to the Olympics

Winter Olympics officials have invited Al Gore to Vancouver to watch some of the events including Speed Skating and Bobsleighs. Al Gore as we all know has made an absolute fortune from his Global Warming lectures even although the effect Humans h...

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Funny story: Canada tells jealous, slovenly, pint-swilling, 2010 Olympics-bashing UK media: "Take off, eh. Suck it up tossers - Vancouver is #1 in the world!"

Canada tells jealous, slovenly, pint-swilling, 2010 Olympics-bashing UK media: "Take off, eh. Suck it up tossers - Vancouver is #1 in the world!"

LONDONISTAN: Canadians are mildly amused at the hypocrisy of the British media which has embarked on a major Olympic-bashing campaign. The opinion in the true North strong and free is that the reason for this tabloid 'journalism' is sheer envy and...

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Funny story: Russian With Three Testicles Wins Gold

Russian With Three Testicles Wins Gold

News from the Winter Olympics in Toronto. In the speed skating the mens 100 metre dash was won by Russia's Houdunika Bolokov in a new record time. Controversy still surronds Bolokov's entry in the games. He is the first openly tri-testicled athlete t...

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Funny story: Winter Olympics athletes complaints and training procedures

Winter Olympics athletes complaints and training procedures

At the Winter Olympics in Vancouver in Canada there have been a number of complaints from athletes regarding their accommodation for example athletes from Iceland have complained that their central heating has broken down and they are freezing and be...

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Funny story: Irish Bobsled Team Disqualified For Using Sofa

Irish Bobsled Team Disqualified For Using Sofa

Controversy at the Winter Olympics in Vancouver. The Irish bobsled team has been disqualified after they completed a practice run on a sofa. Team coach Stig O'Treacy from Athleague said "We don't have much ice back home so the fellas have been tr...

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Funny story: Chinese Team At Olympics May Have Violated Age Requirements Again

Chinese Team At Olympics May Have Violated Age Requirements Again

The Chinese Winter Olympic Team may have violated age requirements for several events, just as their summer team did two years ago when they sent underage divers and gymnasts. Local merchants and other services in Vancouver have reported that th...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Records An X-Rated Winter Olympics-Themed Song

Lady Gaga Records An X-Rated Winter Olympics-Themed Song

VANCOUVER, Canada - Lady Gaga was in Vancouver on the fifth stop of her 2010 Damn It's Colder Than A Mutha F'er Canadian Tour when she was asked about her latest song. Gaggy, as her drummer calls her, said that a few weeks ago she had gone into th...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Only Person On Earth Who Enjoyed K.D. Lang's Singing In Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Adam Lambert Only Person On Earth Who Enjoyed K.D. Lang's Singing In Olympic Opening Ceremonies

American Idol champion and sexually confused freak Adam Lambert is the only person on the entire planet that actually liked K.D. Lang's version of "Hallelujah" during the Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies. The equally sexually confused La...

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Funny story: Winter Olympics go ahead despite Global Warming

Winter Olympics go ahead despite Global Warming

The Winter Olympics got under way in Vancouver in Canada today despite scaremongering tactics from the Global Warming Cult who predict that in the future there will not be any Winter Olympics. Events in the Winter Olympics will include Ice Hockey,...

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Funny story: Vancouver Canucks Roberto Luongo bitten by the captaincy jinx

Vancouver Canucks Roberto Luongo bitten by the captaincy jinx

GM PLACE, VANCOUVER, BC: Game 3 into the season and Roberto Luongo the greatest goalie (?) has delivered Vancouver Canucks fans another big fat duck's egg. The thud of disappointment felt after yesterday's game was akin to the last 2 playoff sea...

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Funny story: Mats Sundin will take to ice in Vancouver Canucks season opener dressed as team mascot.

Mats Sundin will take to ice in Vancouver Canucks season opener dressed as team mascot.

VANCOUVER -BC: After dithering away half the season last year and then lumbering across the ice like an overfed, out-of-shape beluga, Mats Sundin is once again back to playing his one-man hide-and-seek game with the Vancouver Canucks. According t...

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