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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Escapes, Terrorizes Hollywood Santa Parade

Paris Hilton's Vagina Escapes, Terrorizes Hollywood Santa Parade

Paris Hilton's Vagina went on a rampage once again. This time showing up at the Hollywood Santa Parade. Parents and children alike were running for their lives as Paris's VaJJ was slithering up and down Hollywood blvd. It was oozing gallons of slime...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Apologies

Paris Hilton's Vagina Apologies

Recently Paris Hilton's Vagina went on a rampage, tearing up the town and making a total spectacle of it's self. It all started when Paris's Vagina discovered Paris was not up for the role of Linda Lovelace in the bio pic, Inferno. Paris's ker...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Goes Phycho

Paris Hilton's Vagina Goes Phycho

As we all know by now Paris Hilton's vagina has a mind of it's own. It makes impromptu appearances when it feels the urge and peeks out to say Hi all the time. Paris of course knows nothing about any of these sightings, going, ooops, fumble. Unbel...

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Funny story: Gag orders requested by some Spoof Writers

Gag orders requested by some Spoof Writers

Jumping on the band wagon requesting Gag Orders are many writers of The Spoof. Footballers are requesting Gag Orders right, left and centre in an effort to keep their names out of the press regarding extra-marital sex escapades with fellow team-ma...

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Funny story: Naked Nude Celebrity Topless Penis Vagina Picture Calendar Sales In Decline

Naked Nude Celebrity Topless Penis Vagina Picture Calendar Sales In Decline

Media mogul and market trader cum kebab and pizza shop entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, today complained that sales of nude celebrity calendar pics and posters are in sharp decline, principally because of overexposure on a satirical website, which we can't n...

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Funny story: Exclusive Video Report: Paris, women get new Vaginas!

Exclusive Video Report: Paris, women get new Vaginas!

Paris, Root-hers: - Scores of fashionable young Parisians ladies are flocking to the plastic surgeons for a quick nip tuck of the old lady garden in a bid to regain their virginity. It has become such a huge hit amongst the North African/Algerian woman that it has caught on with their Parisian sisters. Lysette Pettit-Trou said "I first heard about having my clopper sewed back up from a Musli...

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Funny story: Jerry Brown is A Huge Lindsay Lohan Fan

Jerry Brown is A Huge Lindsay Lohan Fan

LA- Linda Ronstadt and Jerry Brown in the headlines again? Will California ever have leadership that doesn't have some hollywood or music ccnnection? Apparently not yet, and definitely not now! Jerry Brown, who was a household name in 1970s Califo...

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Funny story: Vajazzle: The New Vagina Or Vuvuzela?

Vajazzle: The New Vagina Or Vuvuzela?

A writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com became confused, then disorientated this morning, when, after logging-on to the site, he became aware of a new word that he hadn't happened upon before - vajazzle. The man - me - noticed the word in...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Confesses "Yes, I've Just Had My Vagina Vajazzled"

Heidi Montag Confesses "Yes, I've Just Had My Vagina Vajazzled"

MALIBU BEACH - Heidi Montag, who has had more cosmetic and plastic surgery than any three Hollywood celebrities, including male celebs such as Burt Reynolds and Kenny Rogers, was spotted sunning her plasticized body on Malibu Beach. Heidi, who is...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Is Asked If She Plans On Getting The Latest Rage "The Left Coast Vaginal Vajazzling"

Sarah Palin Is Asked If She Plans On Getting The Latest Rage "The Left Coast Vaginal Vajazzling"

TARZANA, California - The former governor of Alaska and female leader of the splinter Republican group The Tea Bag Party was in town attending a meeting of The Big Game Hunters of The San Fernando Valley. Palin was asked if she keeps up with the l...

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Funny story: Jennifer Love Hewitt Jazzed About Vajazzling

Jennifer Love Hewitt Jazzed About Vajazzling

Jennifer Love Hewitt has always been a favorite of young men everywhere, but she had a procedure done earlier this year that has elevated her to the status as one of the hottest female celebrities this side of the solar system. Jennifer Love Hewit...

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Funny story: Vagina Psychiatrists Say Most Vaginas Suffer From Claustrophobia or Schizophrenia

Vagina Psychiatrists Say Most Vaginas Suffer From Claustrophobia or Schizophrenia

Vagina psychiatrists at Oral Robert University just announced the results of a twenty year blind study. They closely followed and studied a group of ten thousand vaginas for a period of twenty years. The findings of this study will change the way vaginal psycho analysis are conducted and their psychotherapy. Back in the early seventies there was a wide spread epidemic of claustrophobic vaginas...

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Funny story: A plea from the heart (and I ought to add the word VAGINA in order to get you to read this)

A plea from the heart (and I ought to add the word VAGINA in order to get you to read this)

Hi there! This is more than a magazine article....rather - it is a plea from my heart...yes...I have one....I just want to beseech you to 'embrace' the new writers (as you did when I joined the site) and welcome them to this wonderful site. OK....I know many of you do that already....thanks. Sometimes - stories of vaginas put some folk off....not ME...I quickly figured out who YOU were, you...

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Funny story: A plea for stories on 'ear lobes' to take us away from vaginas for a while

A plea for stories on 'ear lobes' to take us away from vaginas for a while

I am so tired of reading stories about vaginas and penis(es| and am making a plea to writers to come up with some interesting takes on ear lobes. I have just read (or heard-I can't remember which) that if you have your earlobes made 'smaller' you will definitely look much younger. That would mean you may be more attractive to women (you guys) before they even catch a glimpse of your nethe...

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Funny story: Smegma Falls, Idaho; Still World's Worst Named City

Smegma Falls, Idaho; Still World's Worst Named City

Reuteers News Wire - Failing to pass a city wide vote and change its name to "Odiferous Valley", the modest town of Smegma Falls, Idaho, will still hold onto its title of "World's Worst Named City" as tallied by independent audit firm of Harold Bawls...

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Funny story: Man Eaten By Angry Vagina

Man Eaten By Angry Vagina

A man, yet to be identified pending notification of the family,is presumed dead, after being consumed by, a large, angry, oozing, vagina. Passers by were stunned and amazed, when they eye witnessed a man and a large vagina in an altercation over...

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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Signed Up By TV Channel

Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Signed Up By TV Channel

Fears among industry insiders that Channel 5 would be dumbed down to greater depths than ever before, following its recent purchase by media tycoon Ricardo Dismal were reinforced today by the announcement that the man with the world's largest penis a...

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