Roswell, Nevada - A film producer famous for his 'Alien Autopsy' documentary has been outed as the maverick genius behind a bio-engineering project to replace old, worn out and obsolete vaginas among female extraterrestrials. Ray Santilli, whose...
Washington D.C. (High Times) - A Federal lawsuit has been filed by Punctuation Marks against Emoticons (et al.) for patent infringement and defamation. Punctuation Marks seek $6.8 trillion in damages. The filed case claims that Emoticons freely...
BERLIN - Greta Giselle Vinheimer taught high school geography in the Berlin Independent School District for 37 years before she retired last month. Mrs. Vinheimer was given a fantastic retirement party which included the keys to a brand new 2014 M...
LONDON, UK - "Monty Python will not be doing a show in a building that looks like a vagina," stated producer, Eric Idle. It is thought that most of the troop had been warm to the idea, with the exception of John Cleese who is coming off his third div...
For women, accessories relate to dress and include such items as bows, tiaras, necklaces, bracelets, pins, rings, anklets, purses, shoes, and men with thick wallets. For men, accessories relate to vehicles, and include hubcaps, rims, wheels, racing stripes, cabin-mounted rifle racks, decals, and truck balls. Although men accessorize both cars and trucks, the latter are often decorated with raci...
Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...
Erotic art is an excuse, in the form of sketches, paintings, sculptures, and other media, to show naked people, many of whom are depicted as engaging in "erotic" (a codeword for sexual) activities. Although some people try to distinguish between erotic art and pornography, no argument for such a distinction has ever been generally accepted, and most people agree that one person's erotic art is ano...
Rupert Giles studied at Oxford University, but dropped out before earning a history degree to become a voyeur, or "watcher," as his father and grandmother Edna had been before him. Rather than taking his wayward son to task for wasting what could have been a superb education at one of the world's leading universities, Giles' father approved of his decision, affirming it as a fulfillment of his "de...
In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...
HURRAH for HOLLYWOOD - Celebrities have begun to sell themselves! "My body is my instrument," Katy Perry says. Like other big-name stars, Snooki, Kate Walsh, Khloe and Lamar Kardashian, and Selena Gomez have bottled their essence-their pheromones and...
OMAHA - The star of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham, 22, has given herself two nice birthday presents. Farrah appears in the latest issue of Glamboyant Magazine showing off her pair of brand new puppies. The mother of four-year-old Sophia, told GM's Vo...
Apparently Drake took Amanda Byne up on her offer to murder her vagina. People have come to this conclusion because Amanda was spotted in Times Square and it looks like Drake must have really worked her over because she covered her head up with a...
There are reports that male Republicans are being attacked and swallowed up by giant vaginas. The flying sex organs have been spotted in several major cities across the U.S. In what appears to be a kind of subversive sting operation, the female genit...
Well, America in it's bid for better politics has spoken. The #1 internet search over the weekend was for Congressman Paul Ryan pictures shirtless. Paul Ryan became a national obsession when Mitt Romney announced he'd be his running mate for the V...
Washington DC: The US Supreme Court has ruled that the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is not the obscenity police charged with keeping broadcast TV channels free of inappropriate language and nudity. The director of People for Relatively...
L.A., California: A new beer has been created by Estle Brewing Company. The flavor you might ask? Vagina. Yes it is the same flavor of the female sexual organ. Though its not just one, there are four beers, one for each "type" of vagina; sweet, s...
LANSING MI (AP) After a nationwide flurry of criticism over the Michigan legislature's silencing of two female lawmakers for using the word "vagina" during a floor debate, republican lawmakers are standing hard on their position that "vagina" is not...
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