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Funny story: RNC to Recall 103 Senate and House Members for Faulty Wiring in the Brain

RNC to Recall 103 Senate and House Members for Faulty Wiring in the Brain

WASHINGTON, D. C.- In advance of the 2014 midterm elections, the Republican National Committee is recalling 103 of its current Senate and House members because of faulty wiring in the speech center of their brains. Explained RNC Chairman Reince...

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Funny story: The Federal Government, Now Hiring New Employees, Changes Its Name To Lazy Heifer Couch Potato Productions To Earn Street Cred Among the American People

The Federal Government, Now Hiring New Employees, Changes Its Name To Lazy Heifer Couch Potato Productions To Earn Street Cred Among the American People

With sequester in the loom, the federal government is under pressure to change its image among the American people, beginning with an urban-inspired name change and employee overhaul. Lazy Heifer Couch Potato Productions, formerly the federal government and ironically bearing great similarities to its new namesake, is opening departmental branches across the U.S., and is aggressively seeking e...

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Funny story: Americans Unite On Social Media, Fire the Entire US Government.

Americans Unite On Social Media, Fire the Entire US Government.

In a unheard of show of solidarity the entire American population got together and decided to fire the US Government for inept performance and incompetent representation. One group started a blog called, US Politicians are Self Serving, Entitled,...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman and North Korean Dictator to Mediate Congressional SNAFU

Dennis Rodman and North Korean Dictator to Mediate Congressional SNAFU

Dennis Rodman and Kim Jung Un have decided to offer themselves up to President Barack Obama as the best way to facilitate a detente between the Democrats and Republicans in Congress. According to a Pyong Penh media report, the basketball near-grea...

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Funny story: U.S. House of Representatives Votes to Abolish Satire

U.S. House of Representatives Votes to Abolish Satire

The United States House of Representatives has recently conducted a bipartisan vote to abolish all forms of satire within the country in a move clearly designed to belie the widely held notion that Congress is the place where good ideas go to die. The following are transcripts from the subcommittee hearing and floor debate that led to the aforementioned vote. 2012 A BILL TO PROTECT THE INTEG...

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Funny story: U.S. Congressional Approval Falls Below 0%

U.S. Congressional Approval Falls Below 0%

The U.S. House of Representatives recently held a hearing concerning the revelation that Congress' approval rating hit the unprecedented low of -4%. The following is a transcript of that hearing. CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL RATING FALLS BELOW 0% 2012 HEARING BEFORE THE SUBCOMMITTEE ON GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATION, EFFICIENCY AND FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT OF THE COMMITTEE ON OVERSIGHT AND GOVER...

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Funny story: Congressional Booster Club Raises $1400 for New Ties

Congressional Booster Club Raises $1400 for New Ties

WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP Newsliar) -- The U.S. Congressional Booster Club, run by the mothers of currently sitting U.S. representatives and senators, has raised $1400 in funding towards the purchase of new ties. "Many of our little darlings are still...

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Funny story: Congressman: Replace TSA with New Airport Screening Program

Congressman: Replace TSA with New Airport Screening Program

Washington (SAPP) - To stop a mounting surge of complaints against the Transportation Security Agency (TSA), Congressman Westley Guilder (R-Texas) has introduced House Bill 1202 that would change the way TSA screeners handle passengers entering into...

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Funny story: Support wanes in US Congress for anti-piracy SOPA/PIPA bill

Support wanes in US Congress for anti-piracy SOPA/PIPA bill

Eight US lawmakers have withdrawn their support for anti-piracy laws, after "blackout" protests on thousands of internet porn sites. Two of the bill's co-sponsors, Mario Mario from Florida and Billy Blunt from Missouri, are among those backing awa...

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Funny story: US Congress Gets Tough on REAL Problem - Baseball

US Congress Gets Tough on REAL Problem - Baseball

WASHINGTON, DC - With approval ratings in the toilet, Congress is determined to shake off accusations of doing nothing to fix the economy. Harry Reid (D-Nevada): We're putting an end to Republicans letting Fat-Cats escape justice. Barry Bonds and...

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Funny story: Congress Applauds Commemorative Humbug Fish Currency Program

Congress Applauds Commemorative Humbug Fish Currency Program

Washington, DC - In an unprecedented move, Republicans and Democrats have rallied behind the introduction of the Commemorative Humbug Fish Currency Program. Just in time for the holidays, Americans will be able to use the Humbug Dascyllus in lieu of...

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Funny story: Boehner - Super Committee Responsibilities to be Out-Sourced

Boehner - Super Committee Responsibilities to be Out-Sourced

Washington, DC - Speaker of the House John Boehner said today that owing to the Democrats "continued failure to see things our way" that all future debt reduction negotiations would be outsourced to other countries. Boehner said he hoped outsourc...

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Funny story: Solar Flare to disrupt the President's and Congresses FICO credit ratings

Solar Flare to disrupt the President's and Congresses FICO credit ratings

Solar flares are nothing new to the world, and currently we are entering the 11 year cycle. NOAA commented that the solar peak will be in 2013, but our most recent one was massive enough to already cause damage. Scientists claim that the flare will...

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Funny story: Conservatives Harshly Critical of "No Congress" Debt Solution from Obama

Conservatives Harshly Critical of "No Congress" Debt Solution from Obama

WASHINGTON, DC - Political analysts are debating the President's power under the 14th Amendment Public Debt clause "for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned." Can Obama permanently remove the GOP and Tea Part...

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Funny story: Trump Pitches New Show to Fox; Celebrity Congressman

Trump Pitches New Show to Fox; Celebrity Congressman

Following the self proclaimed success of his last season of Celerity Apprentice, the master of pomp and circumstance, in fact of pontification and self promotion as well, Donald Trump has announced the format of a new fall show. "Celebrity Congressm...

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Funny story: Republicans Repeal Obama-backed Plan to Stop Supervillain From Taking Over New York

Republicans Repeal Obama-backed Plan to Stop Supervillain From Taking Over New York

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Metropolitian Protection and Supervillain Offence Act, signed into law a year ago, has been repealed by all Republicans. The law, which would offer aid and protection in case any major urban area were to come under attack by...

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Funny story: Bush Is the Real Thing

Bush Is the Real Thing

This year being the 55th anniversary of network television broadcasting in the United States, Congress designated last Friday as "National Television Day." President Bush honored the occasion by making all personal appearances in the guise...

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