An international union has come down hard on the EEC working week directive to complain that its members are becoming highly agitated that the working week is still 37.5 hours. The IUHB - International Union of Homicide Bombers - based in Tehran,...
We all know that the union of a human egg and sperm is called fertilization. For this process to properly materialize, in addition to a mind set, some physical conditions are required.
A strike at mousetrap factory, which has been at the center of a protest by a group of nudist workers, has finally ended with both sides agreeing to a peace deal.
Don't tell the kiddies but Christmas could be cancelled this year if the National Union of Santas has its way.
As Hollywood writers officially go out on strike, networks are scrambling to fill time slots formally covered by scripted shows. Their solution? Fill those two hours a day with even more reality shows!...
ET McCrone, recently announced candidate for PrezMinister and lift/elevator operator did his own commentary on the State of the Union:"...
VCU Alaska! / Village Credit Union-Alaska! will now be hosting Quarterly press releases on the YVC Inc website. Press releases are now available in ViDT (Village inebriate - Delerium Tremens) format. Viewing them requires the free ViDT InterCranium software available after serious drinking bouts. Just access your account by Internet. Helpful information reps are standing by to IM and...
The player's union of major league baseball agreed in principle that stiffer penalties are needed for first time, second time, and subsequent positive steroid testing in the major leages. While the commissioner had recommended a 50 mday suspensi...
Cobham, Kent. Last Wednesday popularity listings for 15 Largo Road were released with speculations of who would lead as ‘top flatmate' and candidate for free pints in the union. The results were far from expected as 4th flatmate, Andrew Pars...
The problem with same-sex marriages is the sex of each person. Should we define marriage as a bond between two people who each have the same type of genitals or only as a union of different ones? And what about the genitalia-challenged people, where would they fit? For as long as there have been man and woman, the idea of having one mate has been endorsed. Mostly by women, of course, but t...
Erie, PA - Western Pennsylvania Federal Court sketch artist Robert Simmons was fired this week because of a "distinct lack of accuracy" in his renderings of the Court's daily proceedings. The Sketch Artist's Union planned to file an appeal on...
ULAN BATOR, Mongolia - After years of living with just one name by order of the Soviet Union, Mongolians have been ordered to invent their own surnames. But, lacking the talent and experience of having more than a single name, most Mongolians are com...
(Brussels) The European Union voted today for a resolution which declares that the United States is more like a retarded bully than a responsible country.
Today the European Union has advertised new job vacancies for a new European Body that is starting in Brussells. They need to organise this body was very urgent and although the new member countries have joined the EU on the 1st May 2004 none of the...
The paperboy's union, G.U.N.P.A.M.D, has joined the Rail and Maritime Workers in leaving the Labour Party. The leader of the union, 15 year old Dean Graham made a speech yesterday to the Home Delivery Workers at ‘Scott's News' in Chelmsford while the...
Ahmed Bull Durham, spokesman for the International Union of Terrorist Thugs, Losers, and Dead Enders has revealed that his organization has applied to the Bush Administration for a portion of the eighty seven billion dollars the United States has bid...
A Tree attendant yesterday wrote a damning letter to PANTS, the union of Peasants and ANTS questioning his job role.
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