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Funny story: Mother Teresa's underwear found in Popemobile

Mother Teresa's underwear found in Popemobile

There was rejoicing throughout the Catholic Church yesterday when it was announced that a pair of knickers belonging to the late Mother Teresa had been found in the glove box of the Popemobile. It is thought that they were left there following an...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's underwear auctioned for charity

Justin Bieber's underwear auctioned for charity

Justin Bieber's underwear has been put up for auction for charity - with experts estimating it could bring in over $10 million dollars. "Celebrity underpants are holding their value extremely well" Said Peter Kex of Bloomer-bergs. "It seems that t...

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Funny story: Megan Fox's Commercial Has Just Been Named "The Sexiest Lingerie Commercial of The Year"

Megan Fox's Commercial Has Just Been Named "The Sexiest Lingerie Commercial of The Year"

NEW YORK CITY - The latest commercial from Megan Fox has just been named "The Sexiest Lingerie Commercial of The Year" by the highly reputable womens lingerie publication Sexy Thighs Illustrated Magazine. Foxy Megan appears in an Armani lingerie c...

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Funny story: Taylor Momsen Performs in England and Confesses Why She Likes To Perform In Her Underwear

Taylor Momsen Performs in England and Confesses Why She Likes To Perform In Her Underwear

ISLINGTON, England - America's "Gossip Girl" Taylor Momsen performed before a sell out crowd on a smoke filled stage in Islington's O2 Academy. Taylor the lead singer with the band The Pretty Reckless, not to be confused with Norway's The Reckless...

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Funny story: Anna Chapman Debriefed On The Isle of Wight Says Brading Nature Rambler

Anna Chapman Debriefed On The Isle of Wight Says Brading Nature Rambler

Flame-haired femme fatale Anna Chapman, the Russian spy whose saucy Facebook images adorned the front page of the New York Daily News after she was arrested by US authorities, might have been debriefed on the Isle of Wight, writes Espionage Erotica E...

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Funny story: Iran Morals Police Arrest Woman For Wearing Crotchless Panties Under Burqa

Iran Morals Police Arrest Woman For Wearing Crotchless Panties Under Burqa

Dateline Tehran: A 63 year old woman was arrested today by the morals police for allegedly wearing crotchless panties under her burqa. The woman, the morals officer explained, was caught flashing a young male in his twenties who complained that...

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Funny story: iPads for under a dollar!

iPads for under a dollar!

The popularity of the latest ipad is overwhelming. Sold in the stores across America for as much as 700 dollars it has come to light that an ipad can be had for under a dollar. Many people have been queuing for five nights to get their hands on...

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Funny story: Victoria Secret Miraculous Push-Up Bra nominated for Optical Illusion Contest

Victoria Secret Miraculous Push-Up Bra nominated for Optical Illusion Contest

Since Victoria Secret launched its new line of the Miraculous Push-Up, women and transvestites across the US have been rushing to their local VS store or perusing the selections on their website. This bra not only has the ability to increase your bu...

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Funny story: Jean Paul Gaultier designs Serena Williams' "Vive La Republique" very sexy knickers!

Jean Paul Gaultier designs Serena Williams' "Vive La Republique" very sexy knickers!

After wearing her sensational flesh coloured knickers in Melbourne and giving heart-attacks to OAP male tennis fans all over the planet, Serena Williams has asked top designer, Jean Paul Gaultier, to design her a set of knickers for the French Open.

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Funny story: Ex-EastEnders' Kara Tointon Named Great Britain's Top Underwear Model

Ex-EastEnders' Kara Tointon Named Great Britain's Top Underwear Model

LONDON - Kara Tointon was thrilled to announce that she has just been named Great Britain's Top Underwear Model by the highly reputable U.K. magazine Knickers Illustrated. The 27-year-old Tointon used to appear on the BBC soap opera EastEnders. Ka...

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Funny story: Underwear City to open in New York City

Underwear City to open in New York City

United Underlovers announced today that they have funded the expansion of specialty retailer Underwear City who is opening a large underwear boutique in Times Square where the need is the greatest. Underwear City is a purveyor of underwear for...

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Funny story: Lingerie Company Dumps Peaches Geldof's 'Melons'

Lingerie Company Dumps Peaches Geldof's 'Melons'

LONDON - The Unified Lingerie Company has parted ways with their top model wayward socialite Peaches Geldof. Company spokesperson Elaine Ellen Hazelham, 57, said that the recent photographs in which Peaches was shown in various stages of hugging,...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Opens Up Her Own Underwear Shop Called "SuBo's Knickers and Knick-Knacks"

Susan Boyle Opens Up Her Own Underwear Shop Called "SuBo's Knickers and Knick-Knacks"

BLACKBURN, West Lothian - Susan Boyle, the Scottish singing sensation, who gained world-wide notoriety on the television reality singing show X-Factor has now gone into the world of business. Miss Boyle will soon be cutting the ribbon at the gran...

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Funny story: Serena Williams wears no knickers at Aussie Open, her bum flashed all over the world causing a male heart-attack pandemic!

Serena Williams wears no knickers at Aussie Open, her bum flashed all over the world causing a male heart-attack pandemic!

Serena Williams, pretty good tennis player and wearer of flashy tennis wear has really shocked the world this time out! Down-under is not "DOWN-UNDER" any more, Serena has flashed it all. Every time she received, bent over, grunted, smashed, se...

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Funny story: Underpants Bomber blamed on 'Global Warming'

Underpants Bomber blamed on 'Global Warming'

The antics of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the Christmas Day Underpants Bomber, have been directly linked to global warming, climate experts confirmed today. "We are convinced that the accurate rise in global temperatures that we correctly predicted...

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Funny story: Al Gore Says That He Invented "Not Getting Your Panties In A Wad"

Al Gore Says That He Invented "Not Getting Your Panties In A Wad"

Former United States Vice President Al Gore, who claims that he invented the internet, has now taken credit for inventing "getting your panties/knickers in a wad." The Senator from Tennessee says that this occured back in his high school days wh...

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Funny story: President unhappy with new Underwear

President unhappy with new Underwear

President Obama has been informed about the production of a new underwear that is now underway to be sold worldwide. The company that manufactures Under Wear for men in a humorous light has come up with a catchy name for their newest line. It...

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