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Funny story: Brett Favre Officially Out of Retirement

Brett Favre Officially Out of Retirement

Brett Favre, the former quarterback for the Green Bay Packers who retired at the end of the season, officially unretired himself at at press conference today. Favre, who just had his most (and only) productive season of the last five, said that he &...

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Funny story: Keith Richards Is A Vampire

Keith Richards Is A Vampire

New Yawk NY-- Keith Richards, famed guitarist for The Rolling Stones, said today he died in 1969 and is a vampire. The rock legend says he died from a drug overdose during the notorious Altamont Concert. A vampire fan jumped up on stage and helped hi...

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Funny story: The World is a sitcom, according to Americans

The World is a sitcom, according to Americans

According to latest surveys, 80% of Americans are convinced that the rest of the world is just a sitcom, used by television broadcasters to boost ratings.

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Funny story: New Harry Potter Film Full of Drugs, Sex and Rock and Roll

New Harry Potter Film Full of Drugs, Sex and Rock and Roll

I was under the illusion that although the highly popular Harry Potter books did feature a hell of a lot of dark magic and unsavoury characters, it was a children's book series and therefore the film interpretation of it would be suitable for you...

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Funny story: Prospective Rolls Royce purchasers told to be alert

Prospective Rolls Royce purchasers told to be alert

Potential Rolls Royce purchasers have been warned to remain alert when they purchase their new Rolls, and not just because the world needs more lerts. An influx of Rolls Royce copies, made in Korean sweatshops, are flooding the British market, and wo...

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Funny story: Big Brother Belinda To Be Shot At Dawn On Saturday

Big Brother Belinda To Be Shot At Dawn On Saturday

Big Brother Belinda, the portly lady who only entered the house last Friday, has been marked for termination, and will be shot at dawn on Saturday.

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Funny story: Football declared as the National Sport of Ireland

Football declared as the National Sport of Ireland

Football (No Irish lad would say Soccer) has been finally officially declared the national sport of Ireland.

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Funny story: God's New Bestseller

God's New Bestseller

After the Bible and Koran, God has finally decided to write yet another bestseller. With a fan following which has no rival, the new book shall be translated into every language existing, including the dead ones.

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Funny story: Magic gone from Magician's relationship

Magic gone from Magician's relationship

Magician Ilsa Triksa has just had his 9th divorce in 2 years, ever since he became a professional magician.

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Funny story: Hancock is Large at the Box Office, WALL-E Sees Shrinkage

Hancock is Large at the Box Office, WALL-E Sees Shrinkage

(La La Land, CA) - As expected, Will Smith's hanCock was enormous over the 4th of July weekend, yanking off $107 million from the box office in North America since its Wednesday debut. Pixar's previously priapic WALL...

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Funny story: Barton Boys Spring Barton

Barton Boys Spring Barton

Some of those loveable little urchins last seen on panorama getting high and packing heat. Have in what is being described as an event you did not need a crystal ball to see, sprung pal joey from the big house, were he was imprisoned for take away fo...

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Funny story: ABBA To Go Back On Road With Pierce Brosnan

ABBA To Go Back On Road With Pierce Brosnan

ABBA, the 1970s Swedish supergroup, have reformed, and are to go back on the road again with a brand new world tour accompanied by former James Bond star Pierce Brosnan.

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Funny story: Obama Makes Age Jokes At McCain's Expense

Obama Makes Age Jokes At McCain's Expense

Brack Obama, the Illinois Senator who is trying to become the first black President of the United States, poked a little fun at the age of his opponent, Arizona Senator John McCain. "Every campaign picks a theme song," said the Democrat.

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Funny story: Political Correctness to Change Cooking Instructions

Political Correctness to Change Cooking Instructions

No longer will recipes in standard cookbooks be able to use such words as "beat" or "whip" or "brown" or "blacken." This language has been declared offensive by Political Correctness experts and will not be pe...

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Funny story: Researchers Discover Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp Bah Bomp Bah Bomp

Researchers Discover Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp Bah Bomp Bah Bomp

In the 1960's, singer Barry Mann asked the mystical and heretofore unanswered question: "Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?" The previously unidentified man was also accused of putting the ram in the rama lama ding dong,&q...

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Funny story: Identical Twins No Longer Share Similarities

Identical Twins No Longer Share Similarities

From Merseyside comes the incredible story of the Bumble twins, Barry and Terry, who were identical in every way until they reached their 21st birthday - a fateful day when everything changed...

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Funny story: Big Brother Jennifer Evicted - Rex Trashes Her Painting

Big Brother Jennifer Evicted - Rex Trashes Her Painting

Jennifer Clark, the Big Brother housemate, was evicted from the show last night, and, as she left the house, Rex took her painting and smashed it over the head of Luke, the limp-wristed wrestling com...

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