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Funny story: Strewth Mate, Shock Horror strikes Australia as the Men in the Outback finally give up Shagging Sheep in favour of Shagging Women

Strewth Mate, Shock Horror strikes Australia as the Men in the Outback finally give up Shagging Sheep in favour of Shagging Women

All Australians today where shaken to the core when they woke up to hear the breaking News that the tough guys from the Outback where finally giving up shagging sheep in favour of shagging women. Disgraced ex-Sky TV Reporter Norma Snockers who is...

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Funny story: Ugly Women are to be banned from the City of London unless they wear a Bhurka

Ugly Women are to be banned from the City of London unless they wear a Bhurka

On Sky Television News today Boris Johnson the new Mayor of London announced that from next Month all ugly women entering the City of London must wear a Bhurka.

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Funny story: Town in South Yorkshire scoops "World's Uglisest Populace" award

Town in South Yorkshire scoops "World's Uglisest Populace" award

Askern, a town in South Yorkshire, in the metropolitan borough of Doncaster has put itself on the world map by winning the "Ugliest Population in the World" Award.

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Funny story: Americans Getting Uglier, Study Concludes

Americans Getting Uglier, Study Concludes

Chicago, IL - We've all heard the phrase, "Ugly American". Now it appears that science may lend some credence to the stereotype. Researchers at the University of Chicago Center for Bioaesthetics have announced results of a study indic...

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Funny story: Ugly Person Accidentally Appears In Teen Movie

Ugly Person Accidentally Appears In Teen Movie

HOLLYWOOD - Producers here are apologizing to audiences today after they allowed an ugly person to appear in their teen movie entitled "Good-Looking People Get Killed Because of Technology." "We are very embarrassed," said Milton Lee, Director and...

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Funny story: The World's Ugliest Women Competition is being held in Blackpool

The World's Ugliest Women Competition is being held in Blackpool

This Saturday night the Grand Final of the Ugliest Women in the World Competition will mean that a record number of viewers will be glued to their Television Sets.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Loses His Looks - Calendar Industry Worried

Tom Cruise Loses His Looks - Calendar Industry Worried

Celebrity hearth-throb Tom Cruise has been a pin-up for thousands of fans the world over ever since his big Hollywood breaks in Top Gun and Risky Business, but time has caught up on him and he is literally falling apart.

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Funny story: SCREED: Your Chance to Screed Your Lungs out!

SCREED: Your Chance to Screed Your Lungs out!

Thespoof.com Magazine is introducing a new feature article called SCREED and a the subtitle reads: It is your chance to screed your lungs out at the many outrages of life on this small planet. Our first entry comes from a Mr. Pointer who describes himself as an old huntin' dawg who sniffs out the good, the bad and the ugly in this noosphere (what ever?):...

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Funny story: 'Ugliest Woman in the world'

'Ugliest Woman in the world'

A wealthy female lawyer says she must be the ugliest woman in the world after having 5,000 marriage proposals turned down...

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Funny story: Micky Horswill Arrested for Being Ugly

Micky Horswill Arrested for Being Ugly

Former Sunderland and Man City midfielder Mick Horswill has been arrested and remanded in custody tonight in Sunderland for 'just being too fucking ugly'...

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Funny story: LASIK Eye Surgery Reveals Ugly People Everywhere

LASIK Eye Surgery Reveals Ugly People Everywhere

LASIK Eye Surgery Reveal Ugly People Everywhere...

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Funny story: Failure vs Success

Failure vs Success

I was thinking about the difference between failure and success as I did my paper route this morning. Oh, how I fear success! That seductress who comes to me, only to bray to the world just how ugly I am. Creepy with hypnotic eyes, out only for my already withered soul. Withered from trying to capture the thing that frightens me most. But I want it. The satisfaction of work well done and the money...

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Funny story: Men prefer attractive women over ugly ones, according to study

Men prefer attractive women over ugly ones, according to study

A five-year, government backed, $25 million University of Indiana study has shown that most men prefer attractive women over ugly ones.

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Funny story: Call Centre Staff to be Screened For 'Hotness'

Call Centre Staff to be Screened For 'Hotness'

LONDON (Defecated News) - In a move that has been labelled by some left-wing nutters as 'sexist', pharmaceutical giant Pyoobi Care has announced that all call centre staff will have to be good-looking to get...

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Funny story: New Ugly Dog Winner

New Ugly Dog Winner

After another yearly competition to disgrace their hairless, saggy tongued, discolored, wrinkled Chinese crested dogs, fans of uglyness are pleased to announce the new winner of the Ugly Dog Contest. Luci is a 15 year old Chinese crested/Tasmanian d...

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Funny story: Ugly Geezer Run Out Of Town

Ugly Geezer Run Out Of Town

Kevin Chops has been run out of his home town for being too damn ugly.

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Funny story: Paris looks towards God and Poetry in Jail

Paris looks towards God and Poetry in Jail

Here's the latest bit of news from the news that's pretty late...pretty late as in the opposite of ugly Hilton.

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