It was discovered by 15 year old GCSE students in Brighton today that the main cause for erectile dysfunction in men aged 20-65 is...ugly women. They came to the conclusion that if women took care of themselves a bit better instead of complaining...
All Australians today where shaken to the core when they woke up to hear the breaking News that the tough guys from the Outback where finally giving up shagging sheep in favour of shagging women. Disgraced ex-Sky TV Reporter Norma Snockers who is...
On Sky Television News today Boris Johnson the new Mayor of London announced that from next Month all ugly women entering the City of London must wear a Bhurka.
Askern, a town in South Yorkshire, in the metropolitan borough of Doncaster has put itself on the world map by winning the "Ugliest Population in the World" Award.
Chicago, IL - We've all heard the phrase, "Ugly American". Now it appears that science may lend some credence to the stereotype. Researchers at the University of Chicago Center for Bioaesthetics have announced results of a study indic...
HOLLYWOOD - Producers here are apologizing to audiences today after they allowed an ugly person to appear in their teen movie entitled "Good-Looking People Get Killed Because of Technology." "We are very embarrassed," said Milton Lee, Director and...
This Saturday night the Grand Final of the Ugliest Women in the World Competition will mean that a record number of viewers will be glued to their Television Sets.
Celebrity hearth-throb Tom Cruise has been a pin-up for thousands of fans the world over ever since his big Hollywood breaks in Top Gun and Risky Business, but time has caught up on him and he is literally falling apart.
Thespoof.com Magazine is introducing a new feature article called SCREED and a the subtitle reads: It is your chance to screed your lungs out at the many outrages of life on this small planet. Our first entry comes from a Mr. Pointer who describes himself as an old huntin' dawg who sniffs out the good, the bad and the ugly in this noosphere (what ever?):...
A wealthy female lawyer says she must be the ugliest woman in the world after having 5,000 marriage proposals turned down...
Former Sunderland and Man City midfielder Mick Horswill has been arrested and remanded in custody tonight in Sunderland for 'just being too fucking ugly'...
LASIK Eye Surgery Reveal Ugly People Everywhere...
I was thinking about the difference between failure and success as I did my paper route this morning. Oh, how I fear success! That seductress who comes to me, only to bray to the world just how ugly I am. Creepy with hypnotic eyes, out only for my already withered soul. Withered from trying to capture the thing that frightens me most. But I want it. The satisfaction of work well done and the money...
A five-year, government backed, $25 million University of Indiana study has shown that most men prefer attractive women over ugly ones.
LONDON (Defecated News) - In a move that has been labelled by some left-wing nutters as 'sexist', pharmaceutical giant Pyoobi Care has announced that all call centre staff will have to be good-looking to get...
After another yearly competition to disgrace their hairless, saggy tongued, discolored, wrinkled Chinese crested dogs, fans of uglyness are pleased to announce the new winner of the Ugly Dog Contest. Luci is a 15 year old Chinese crested/Tasmanian d...
Kevin Chops has been run out of his home town for being too damn ugly.
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