A US private security organisation, at the centre of the ongoing investigation into killing of 17 innocent Iraqi civilians, has announced plans to sell Life Insurance.
Washington, DC -- Secretary of Defense Robert Gates announced today the creation of a new elite fighting force to stand proudly alongside venerated organizations like the Green Berets, Navy Seals, and Airborne Rangers.
Monks at a monastery in Burma have attacked and frightened twenty security officials who were trying to get some much needed rest after taking part in a jungle operation to quell anti-government forc...
The U.S. military has reversed a long-standing policy and will now allow gays to serve openly in its ranks.
District of Columbia (Field & Stream) - The estimated 190,000 missing AK-47's and pistols that the US has issued to Iraqis is "not that big of a deal" according to White House spokesman Tony Snow.
In a startling revelation, George Bush appears to be a loyal president. A recent report released by the 51st Congressional Oversight Committee revealed that the Pentagon had 'lost' over 190,000 AK-47's and thousands of other assorted wea...
The US military has mislaid over 190, 000 weapons in Iraq in the time in takes the sun to slip beneath the hazy Iraqi horizon.
Fort Gordon, Georgia (UPI) - Former Petty Officer Second-Class Stefan Bozeman, an Arabic translator in the US Navy, was accidentally 'outed' via random electronic surveillance and then discharged under the military's "Don't Ask,...
After a series of grizzly attacks of swimmers along America's East Coast beaches by mammoth, flesh-hungry plankton, the Army issued a statement today denying that the mutant sea creatures were linked to the dumping of 64 million pounds of nerve a...
The US military has today confirmed that it is developing giant teddy bears to carry injured soldiers away from the battlefield.
The U.S. Department of Defense has released the promotion list for NASCAR drivers and pit crew members who are sponsored by the various military services.
Bakkhavda, Iraq - U.S and coalition forces today in the metropolitan, industrial city of Bakkhavda encountered stiff opposition from the remnants of Saddam Hussein's vaunted "Special Rear Guard". "They halted our main thrust, and the battle...
A recent Gallup Poll of US Troops returning to America indicated that more than 80% said they would continue to kill innocent civilians when returning to their respective home towns.
Faced with decreasing enrollment, the U.S. Military has started a new ad campaign proclaiming the thrill and enjoyment of killing Iraqi soldiers and civilians.
The Democrat Committee on Public Spending has issued its plans to sell parts of the Army to the fledgling Iraqi Government. The deal will turn over the 3rd Army Heavy Brigade, an undisclosed Infantry Brigade and the 101st Air Cavalry with an option o...
President George W Bush has gone on record to say that he will not sign any bill that declares dates for troop withdrawal as this would be detrimental to the war effort and harm more troops in the long run.
US soldiers have expressed anger over the quality of toilet paper that Halliburton is providing the military with, saying it is at least one inch narrower than normal rolls and is the cause of unwelcome racing stripes.
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