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Funny story: U.S. Military Announces New "Special" Special Forces

U.S. Military Announces New "Special" Special Forces

Washington, DC -- Secretary of Defense Robert Gates announced today the creation of a new elite fighting force to stand proudly alongside venerated organizations like the Green Berets, Navy Seals, and Airborne Rangers.

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Funny story: Monks Get Shirty In Burma

Monks Get Shirty In Burma

Monks at a monastery in Burma have attacked and frightened twenty security officials who were trying to get some much needed rest after taking part in a jungle operation to quell anti-government forc...

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Funny story: Gays accidentally let into U.S. military

Gays accidentally let into U.S. military

The U.S. military has reversed a long-standing policy and will now allow gays to serve openly in its ranks.

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Funny story: Missing Weapons in Iraq "Not That Big of a Deal" Claims White House

Missing Weapons in Iraq "Not That Big of a Deal" Claims White House

District of Columbia (Field & Stream) - The estimated 190,000 missing AK-47's and pistols that the US has issued to Iraqis is "not that big of a deal" according to White House spokesman Tony Snow.

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Funny story: The Weapons Flew, The Pentagon Knew

The Weapons Flew, The Pentagon Knew

In a startling revelation, George Bush appears to be a loyal president. A recent report released by the 51st Congressional Oversight Committee revealed that the Pentagon had 'lost' over 190,000 AK-47's and thousands of other assorted wea...

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Funny story: US Loses 190, 000 Weapons In Minutes

US Loses 190, 000 Weapons In Minutes

The US military has mislaid over 190, 000 weapons in Iraq in the time in takes the sun to slip beneath the hazy Iraqi horizon.

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Funny story: Gay Sailor discharged from US Navy repents, commits felony, joins Army

Gay Sailor discharged from US Navy repents, commits felony, joins Army

Fort Gordon, Georgia (UPI) - Former Petty Officer Second-Class Stefan Bozeman, an Arabic translator in the US Navy, was accidentally 'outed' via random electronic surveillance and then discharged under the military's "Don't Ask,...

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Funny story: U.S. Army denies elephant-size, flesh-eating plankton linked to toxic dump in ocean

U.S. Army denies elephant-size, flesh-eating plankton linked to toxic dump in ocean

After a series of grizzly attacks of swimmers along America's East Coast beaches by mammoth, flesh-hungry plankton, the Army issued a statement today denying that the mutant sea creatures were linked to the dumping of 64 million pounds of nerve a...

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Funny story: America Develops Giant Teddy Bears For Battlefield

America Develops Giant Teddy Bears For Battlefield

The US military has today confirmed that it is developing giant teddy bears to carry injured soldiers away from the battlefield.

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Funny story: US military promotes NASCAR drivers to higher ranks

US military promotes NASCAR drivers to higher ranks

The U.S. Department of Defense has released the promotion list for NASCAR drivers and pit crew members who are sponsored by the various military services.

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Funny story: U.S Forces in Iraq Encounter Elite 'Special Rear Guard'

U.S Forces in Iraq Encounter Elite 'Special Rear Guard'

Bakkhavda, Iraq - U.S and coalition forces today in the metropolitan, industrial city of Bakkhavda encountered stiff opposition from the remnants of Saddam Hussein's vaunted "Special Rear Guard". "They halted our main thrust, and the battle...

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Funny story: Poll Shows American Troops Plan to Keep Killing Innocent Civillians After Return From Iraq

Poll Shows American Troops Plan to Keep Killing Innocent Civillians After Return From Iraq

A recent Gallup Poll of US Troops returning to America indicated that more than 80% said they would continue to kill innocent civilians when returning to their respective home towns.

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Funny story: US Military Starts New 'Killing is Cool' Ad Campaign

US Military Starts New 'Killing is Cool' Ad Campaign

Faced with decreasing enrollment, the U.S. Military has started a new ad campaign proclaiming the thrill and enjoyment of killing Iraqi soldiers and civilians.

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Funny story: Democrats sell army to Iraq

Democrats sell army to Iraq

The Democrat Committee on Public Spending has issued its plans to sell parts of the Army to the fledgling Iraqi Government. The deal will turn over the 3rd Army Heavy Brigade, an undisclosed Infantry Brigade and the 101st Air Cavalry with an option o...

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Funny story: Bush states "It's safer for our troops to be in Iraq, they stand more chance of being shot at home!"

Bush states "It's safer for our troops to be in Iraq, they stand more chance of being shot at home!"

President George W Bush has gone on record to say that he will not sign any bill that declares dates for troop withdrawal as this would be detrimental to the war effort and harm more troops in the long run.

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Funny story: Troops Not Happy with Halliburton Toilet Paper

Troops Not Happy with Halliburton Toilet Paper

US soldiers have expressed anger over the quality of toilet paper that Halliburton is providing the military with, saying it is at least one inch narrower than normal rolls and is the cause of unwelcome racing stripes.

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Funny story: Troops Demand New Uniforms to Reflect Current Morale

Troops Demand New Uniforms to Reflect Current Morale

It is reported that the troops in Iraq, suffering from an all-time low morale, have demanded new uniforms to reflect their current state of mind.

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