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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Apologizes to United Nations, Says He Is Turning Over New Leaf

Kim Jong Un Apologizes to United Nations, Says He Is Turning Over New Leaf

Kim Jong Un, rotund dictator of North Korea, today apologized to the United Nations about all the human right abuses in his country. "They just give me as much food as I want. I didn't realize anyone was starving!" spoke the dictator. Golly, I'm...

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Funny story: The U.S. Put on Probation

The U.S. Put on Probation

THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS - The International Court of Justice (ICJ), the principal judicial organ of the United Nations, has placed the United States on a year's probation. The ICJ determined that the U.S. was guilty of mishandling of the world's en...

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Funny story: The United Nations Tells Guatemala To Stop Talking About Invading North Korea

The United Nations Tells Guatemala To Stop Talking About Invading North Korea

NEW YORK CITY - The secretary-general of the United Nations Ban-Ki-Moon has made it abundantly clear to the Central American government of Guatemala that they need to squash their invasion of North Korea rhetoric immediately. Ban-Ki-Moon informed...

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Funny story: The NSA is Divided on the Issue of Massive Surveillance

The NSA is Divided on the Issue of Massive Surveillance

Kitchen, Global--Since the disclosures of National Security Agency's surveillance on American people and the world had sparked world outcry about the NSA's privacy intrusions, two factions have emerged inside the NSA-those that oppose the mass survei...

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Funny story: U.N. Chief Wants World Leaders to Start Skipping

U.N. Chief Wants World Leaders to Start Skipping

Saying it's impossible to be mad when you skip, United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon has called for leaders around the world to take up skipping, the "hippity-hoppity" gait that, for most adults, has become a thing of the past. "If you re...

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Funny story: The United Nations Wants To Inspect North Korea's Meth Lab - Kim Jong Un Replies "No! No! And Hell No!"

The United Nations Wants To Inspect North Korea's Meth Lab - Kim Jong Un Replies "No! No! And Hell No!"

NEW YORK CITY - Word coming out of the United Nations is that the world organization is not happy with the news that the government of North Korea has opened up the largest meth lab in the world without having had it inspected by UN inspectors first.

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Funny story: Today, In An Effort To Stem The Dubious Tide Of Climate Change

Today, In An Effort To Stem The Dubious Tide Of Climate Change

President Obama sent two B52 bombers over some tiny little islands near China and dropped some bombs. The nuclear winter they are expected to produce should last approximately 50 years. You can go back to fossil fuels now. No one should feel guil...

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Funny story: Obama Preparing to Become "Supreme Eternal Ruler of America"

Obama Preparing to Become "Supreme Eternal Ruler of America"

WASHINGTON DC - With the Federal government shutdown and a debt limit crisis approaching, President Obama may have no choice except to use Executive Order and declare Congress a National Park, imprison all political opposition on charges of trespass...

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Funny story: 95% of humans responsible for global warming according to UN report

95% of humans responsible for global warming according to UN report

New York - UN Climate Change scientists have published the names of 95% of the world's worst polluters behind warming of the planet. And top of the hot air list are Z-Lister celebs whose contribution to the carbon monoxide - er, peroxide? Dioxide!...

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Funny story: 'William Vague… You Cannot Be Syrius!' The Letter 'Y' to be removed from the Alphabet.

'William Vague… You Cannot Be Syrius!' The Letter 'Y' to be removed from the Alphabet.

Once again the world looked on in horror at the humanitarian crisis unfolding in the Middle East, not in Egypt, not in Libya but this time, in Syria. The UK Foreign Secretary William Vague, today made a harsh statement condemning all three countries...

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Funny story: Diplomacy At Ten Paces

Diplomacy At Ten Paces

New York - In a statement that has surprised many, Secretary-General of the United Nations, Ban Ki-moon has announced that the ancient art of dueling will be revived and used to settle certain types of disputes. "It won't be used to make any big d...

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Funny story: The New Atomic Bomb called "Cuddles"

The New Atomic Bomb called "Cuddles"

"Cuddles" they call it... the new bomb developed by NUKEM a pan American-European nuclear research station based near Berne in Switzerland. Yesterday, the United Nations voted for its use "should the situation demand it". "Global-I" talked to managing director of NUKEM, and Nobel Prize winning physicist, Dr. Kant Getiton. "Can you describe what Cuddles actually is? How does it differ from othe...

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Funny story: Spain and Gibraltar in fashion dispute

Spain and Gibraltar in fashion dispute

Tensions between London and Madrid over Gibraltar are escalating after Spain introduced compulsory checks on the clothing of all residents in Gibraltar. Some Spanish border control officers reckoned that "Gibraltarians will be easier to recognize...

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Funny story: UN Demands That United States Drop 'United' From Their Name

UN Demands That United States Drop 'United' From Their Name

The UN Council has put forth a petition demanding that the United States of America drop the term 'United' from their name due to the partisan bickering between conservative and liberal elements that has divided the nation. Chief UN Spokesman Igo...

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Funny story: Proposed new nation for terrorist organization

Proposed new nation for terrorist organization

Abube ben Azir, announced at a press conference this morning held at the spacious Spud Cellar Hotel in Boise, Idaho, that his organization, "Terrorists R Us" has applied for recognition and a seat at the United Nations. "We recently purchased Boi...

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Funny story: North Korea launches asteroid into space

North Korea launches asteroid into space

North Korea confirmed on Tuesday that it had conducted its third, long-threatened rock throwing competition and it clearly got out of hand, as Rubes News reports. The asteroid will fly by below our satellites causing new imprecisions on the alread...

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Funny story: Lost in Translation…

Lost in Translation…

Last month a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a massive failure because of the following: 1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. 2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage"; meant. 3. In Afr...

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