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Funny story: UKIP Responds To Reeves' Challenge.

UKIP Responds To Reeves' Challenge.

Ukip have finally responded to the challenge set out by former chess champion and Labour shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Rachel Reeves against Stuart Wheeler, the UKIP Treasurer, after he made comments during a debate about whether companies...

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Funny story: Glasgow Kiss For UKIP

Glasgow Kiss For UKIP

Nigel Farrago was having a rethink over his Gay Marriage policy after receiving a Glasgow Kiss in Scotland. Blinded with emotion he declared: 'My welcome here has moved me considerably and in honour of my Scottish pals I've decided to break with t...

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Funny story: Health & Safety Breakthrough

Health & Safety Breakthrough

Following the example of Bangladesh the British Government is setting out it's programme to cut out regulation and red tape. David Cameron announced his proposals to outdo UKIP at the local elections. Senior Tories think he is onto a huge vote win...

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Funny story: By-election result 'a furious ball of nothing'

By-election result 'a furious ball of nothing'

Voters in Eastleigh are today counting the cost at yet another hyped election that fizzled into a complete let-down. Political pundits have reflected that this one initially promised so much colour, then failed to deliver. There were several joke...

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Funny story: UKIPIA 1 - Victory

UKIPIA 1 - Victory

Banging Ziggy was woken by the sound of hammering on the door. He plodded sleepily downstairs in his thunderbirds pyjamas and opened the door to find the deputy head of UKIP Ted Knacker shouting through the letter box. He continued shouting through the letterbox even though the door was open. "Ziggy we have won". Ted screamed. Ziggy was startled by the flashbulbs from the myriad of photograp...

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Funny story: Cameron's Chamberlain speech, "I've just returned from Germany with a signed piece of paper..."

Cameron's Chamberlain speech, "I've just returned from Germany with a signed piece of paper..."

Heathrow Airport tarmac, Outskirts of London: David Cameron has come back from Germany, after a 15 hour talk with Frau Merkel over the EU, to a 'triumphant' welcome reminiscent of Neville Chamberlain, those many years ago in the late 1930's. 'Our...

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Funny story: UKIP demands withdrawal from Eurovision Song Contest

UKIP demands withdrawal from Eurovision Song Contest

The leader of the UK Independence Party, Nifel Garage, has called for the UK to withdraw from the annual Eurovision Song Contest. He called the contest "a joke, a ridiculous waste of tax-payers' money, and a perfect example of how not to run an elect...

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Funny story: UKIP Set Sights On Lib Dems

UKIP Set Sights On Lib Dems

UKIP leader Nigel Farage is confident that his party can oust the Lib Dems from their position as the most unpopular major force in British politics. Following Nick Clegg and co's woeful 6th spot in the recent Barnsley by election (their candidate...

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Funny story: Morris Dancers Protest Imposition of Gang ASBOs

Morris Dancers Protest Imposition of Gang ASBOs

Morris dancers throughout the country reacted angrily today to the Home Office announcement that courts would now be able to use gang ASBOs to curtail the activities of roaming bands of morris men. "It's unbelievable," foamed George Caper-Hey, wav...

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Funny story: UKIP reveal their plans for reducing the national debt

UKIP reveal their plans for reducing the national debt

A leaked memo from UKIP, the United Kingdom Independence Party, has revealed how the minority party intends to reduce the British deficit. The party, which ironical has several European MPs despite it's purported aim of taking Britain out of Europ...

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Funny story: UKIP If You Want To, But I've Got To Land The Plane!

UKIP If You Want To, But I've Got To Land The Plane!

Nick Farage attempted the first Kamikaze attack on a UK polling station earlier today. Sadly his attempt met with failure and he is recovering in hospital. Farage had planned to take out all the people who were not voting for him in his Buckingha...

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Funny story: UKIP's Nigel Farage vows to dump Scotland from the Union

UKIP's Nigel Farage vows to dump Scotland from the Union

London - (Hustings): "Our new policy is to dump Scotland from the Union," UKIP ex-leader Nigel Farage told bewlidered prospective voters today. "In this we're light years ahead of fetid Scottish Nationalists who want to secede from the Union. "...

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Funny story: The 'Other' Election Debate

The 'Other' Election Debate

The televised debate between Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg may have grabbed all the news, but it wasn't the only election debate going on. Disgruntled with not being invited, Nick Griffin of the British National Party, Alex Salmond of...

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Funny story: UK Independence Party Holds Secret Meeting of Executive Committee

UK Independence Party Holds Secret Meeting of Executive Committee

UKIP has convened a secret meeting of the party's executive committee in a beach hut in Morecambe. UKIP National Secretary Britony Albion agreed to talk to this reporter on the seafront. "We wanted to hold the meeting as far away from Europe as p...

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Funny story: UKIP's European Minister Nicholas Farage and EU President in 'Face Off' shocker.'

UKIP's European Minister Nicholas Farage and EU President in 'Face Off' shocker.'

Sparks turned into flames at the EU Parliament yesterday when the UKIP Party's representative in Europe, Nicholas Farage, accused the new appointed Belgian President of Europe, Ruud Van Rumpypumpy, of 'stealing my face' and ''shagging my wife''.

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Funny story: Brown blames Labour's Euro defeat on Thatcher

Brown blames Labour's Euro defeat on Thatcher

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has come out fighting after Labour's disastrous performance in the Euro elections which saw it fall to third place behind UKIP. Mr Brown said: "I take full responsibility for these results. It's all Mrs Thatcher's fault...

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Funny story: Kilroy Is Here Again

Kilroy Is Here Again

Perma-tanned wide boy and ex UKIP leadership contender, Robert Kilroy Silk, is set to make a comeback to our TV screens in a new six part series.

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