In a televised 7 minute statement David Cameron and Ed Milliband have declared their love for each other and have announced they will marry after the election. The relationship grew in strength after being forced to stare into each other's eyes th...
All election speeches were put on hold today as politicians of all parties tried to digest the now confirmed news that Margaret Thatcher's ghost had been seen hanging from the flagpole at Downing Street screaming "Vote Labour." The apparition was...
The general election is now less than 6 weeks away, making this the busy season for polling companies. With the election looking harder to call than BT customer service on a Sunday afternoon, these pollsters have been working round the clock to crunc...
Millions of TV viewers were mesmerised last night by a revamped, reinvented, rerun of the never to be forgotten Goon Show (That's an insult to Harry Secombe, Peter Sellers and Spike Milligan RIP), however the latest version was a plastic, pathetic re...
The seven largest UK political parties have announced they will partake in a tag-team death match before the results of the looming election are revealed. The event will be staged at Wembley Stadium and fights will involve key members of the Blues...
The Queen of the Purple Isles has hit back at suggestions that The Fabulous should be banned from socialising with so-called 'Ordinaries'. Harry Rump of the Roundguts claimed that The Fabulous are a bizarre group who differ on every conceivable so...
UKIP has taken to the streets of Britain, handing out free jars of marmite to passers-by as a goodwill gesture to potential voters. In the run-up to the election, the party is determined to ensure it remains in the political race. UKIP original...
Nigel Garage, leader of the UKIPs, has launched a new policy offensive to counter the threat posed by a rampant Green Party in the UK. If elected, the UKIPs have confirmed that they will erected a dome over the UK which will ensure that no 'foreig...
A high ranking government official has expressed his relief that last week's terrorist attacks took place in Paris rather than in London. The former cabinet minister, who wishes to remain anonymous, told this satirist, "I'm delighted that the terr...
Green Party leader, Maisie Daisy, has responded to Prime Minister David Cameron's threat not to take part in televised election debates if the Greens are not also present. "We have considered the Prime Minister's statement very carefully and, foll...
Labour leader, Ed Miliband, has strenously denied attempting to court positive publicity after announcing that his latest Party Political Broadcast had been "hacked by North Korean hackers off the internet using computers". Unlike other high profi...
Following an unspectacular time as labour leader, a team of Labour MPs have lost patience with Ed Milliband. The group have flown out to Tibet to track down former favourite David Milliband. Who's last whereabouts were said to be in a Tibetan monesta...
A new gadget called THE VERBALOMETER is set to go global and is already selling at lightning speed to governments and institutions all over the world. Anywhere where bureaucracy operates from the loftiest government department, your local council off...
Conservative leader David Cameron announced in a press conference on Saturday at number 10 that his introduction of several new female ministers was done with the sole intention of getting former minister for schools Michael Gove laid. Addressing...
David Cameron's introduction of numerous women ministers into the cabinet led to long discussions into the night. "The male ministers were ready to just watch some TV and go home but many of the female ministers were worried about problems the cabin...
Further questions were asked of the UK Independence Party in London today, with their leader Nigel Farage re-iterating their party was not "racist" despite several members expressing their controversial opinions that have been leaked in reports recen...
Prime Minister of Britain David Cameron and the President of Argentina, Mrs. Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, are to meet this Friday to engage in a best of five game of Rock-paper-scissors for the undisputed ownership of the Falkland Islands. The...
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