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Funny story: Chinese X-Files ministry hacked as Huangshan ghost city mirage stuns fans of The Matrix

Chinese X-Files ministry hacked as Huangshan ghost city mirage stuns fans of The Matrix

Anhui Province, China - Hackers have stormed China's global mind control HQ as a Matrix-style ghost city appeared in Huangshan after a drought-busting deluge. Reports this weekend claim IT servers at the Ministry for Inner Truth UFO division are i...

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Funny story: Ron Paul vindicated as $335 bn of gold bullion vanishes from NY Federal Reserve

Ron Paul vindicated as $335 bn of gold bullion vanishes from NY Federal Reserve

New York - Seven thousand metric tonnes of the precious metal have gone missing from the New York Federal reserve according to Texas congressman Ron Paul. The wannabe 2012 GOP presidential candidate fears the $335 billion hoard, last audited at th...

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Funny story: Swarming Summer Solstice bees swoop on Crown Estate

Swarming Summer Solstice bees swoop on Crown Estate

London - A massive killer bee colony that terrorised much of New York during last week's Lunar Eclipse has suddenly materialised in London. Millions of the angry insects congregated near the Apple Store in Regent Street, the flagship shopping mall...

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Funny story: Fluorescent Japanese bees 'flying in UFO-shaped formation'

Fluorescent Japanese bees 'flying in UFO-shaped formation'

Fukushima - Is it a bird, is it a plane...or is it a luminescent mutant bee swarm mimicking a UFO? The strange aerial formation was spotted high above Fukushima's tsunami-ravaged nuclear power complex during Wednesday's eclipsed full moon penumbra...

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Funny story: Swarming NYC killer bees 'go mental' ahead of lunar eclipse

Swarming NYC killer bees 'go mental' ahead of lunar eclipse

New York - Millions of bees are converging on New York ahead of Wednesday's lunar eclipse. Swarms have been spotted flying in bizarre geometric formations likened to crop circle patterns seen in the UK's Wiltshire/Hampshire UFO beltway. Yesterd...

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Funny story: Hunky Actor Reveals Alien Abduction

Hunky Actor Reveals Alien Abduction

Hunky Canadian actor Sean Van Der Spak, 23, has revealed in a lengthy TV interview that he was the victim of an alien abduction in 2009. "It was terrifying," claimed the young movie star, still shaken by the ordeal. "I was on my way home from 7-1...

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Funny story: Unidentified submersible object patrolling The Narrows amid eclipse tsunami warnings

Unidentified submersible object patrolling The Narrows amid eclipse tsunami warnings

New York - A mystery underwater craft has been spotted close to the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge by New York Harbor ahead of Wednesday's lunar eclipse. Observers say it may have been surveying the site of a shelved 1990s project to build a massive $40...

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Funny story: Pope 'gobsmacked' as armchair astronomers discover 'Devil's Armchair' on Mars

Pope 'gobsmacked' as armchair astronomers discover 'Devil's Armchair' on Mars

London - The atmosphere in Rome is said to be 'psychotic' as the discovery of a demonic throne on Mars this week has sent shockwaves through the Vatican. Experts say the Martian carving appears to be a much bigger copy of the Fauteuil du Diable -...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Abducted And Probed By Aliens In UFO Horror Event

Lady Gaga Abducted And Probed By Aliens In UFO Horror Event

Isle of Wight based celebrity stalker, house burglar and petty criminal, Orlando Puckerbum has revealed that the secret behind lady Gaga's spectacular rise to prominence in the music and fashion worlds, can be attributed to one simple fact: At som...

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Funny story: California 'Summer Triangle' UFO warns of solar eclipse tremors

California 'Summer Triangle' UFO warns of solar eclipse tremors

Oakland, Ca - A California UFO may be trying to make contact to warn about a predicted massive earthquake around June 1st's Gemini solar eclipse. The three-pronged aerial light formation, mimicking the geometry of the Summer Triangle asterism, has...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Proposes Mandatory Helmets for All Americans, All of the Time

Sarah Palin Proposes Mandatory Helmets for All Americans, All of the Time

Undeclared Republican presidential candidate Sarah Palin today asked Congress to replace Social Security, Medicare and other entitlements with a program that would provide a hardshell helmet for every man, woman and child in America. "It's time to...

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Funny story: Mark Twain vindicated as satellite finds vast UFO pyramid complex under Dome of the Rock

Mark Twain vindicated as satellite finds vast UFO pyramid complex under Dome of the Rock

Jerusalem - The US author and humorist first hinted at the extraterrestrial silo's existence during his 1867 travels around the Middle East. Today the publication of aerial shots showing a 'massive subterranean matrix' under the 7th century AD Isl...

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Funny story: London UFO 'belting out Mick Ronson guitar riff from Bowie's Starman'

London UFO 'belting out Mick Ronson guitar riff from Bowie's Starman'

Southern England - Greater London insomniacs are in raptures tonight. A low-flying UFO has apparently attempted 'making human contact' by playing a medley of space-themed rock music classics. The July 1972 No#1 smash hit from The Rise and Fall...

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Funny story: George Bush - "UFO's Powered by Cranberry Juice"

George Bush - "UFO's Powered by Cranberry Juice"

Vice President Dick Cheney's recently released book on the inside working of the Bush White house paints a portrait of a President who was inquisitive as a child yet a gullible political and intellectual neophyte. The book, entitled "Down the Rabb...

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Funny story: Syrian UFO blamed as Wedding Feast At Cana painting sprouts alien features

Syrian UFO blamed as Wedding Feast At Cana painting sprouts alien features

London - Fears that February's Krak De Chevaliers UFO is behind desecration of the Queen's Gallery picture has seen Syrian ambassador Dr Sami Khiyamit booted off the nuptial wedding invite list. The Damascus craft menaced the Dome of the Rock in I...

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Funny story: Obama extends NASA powers over 'Tracy Island' UFO command HQ cover-up

Obama extends NASA powers over 'Tracy Island' UFO command HQ cover-up

Alaska - An executive order first signed by LBJ has seen US military documents about Alaska's Mount Hayes ringfenced for another 100 years it was reported this week. President Obama extended a NASA cover-up over the 8,000ft peak amid mounting Pent...

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Funny story: Fighter Jets To Scramble To Combat Royal Wedding UFO Kamikaze Attack

Fighter Jets To Scramble To Combat Royal Wedding UFO Kamikaze Attack

Classified documents obtained by Skoob News International reveal that on the day of the Royal Wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton, fighter jets will patrol the skies above the capital to protect against kamikaze UFO attempts to subvert...

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