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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Has Agreed To Appear On "The Vampire Diaries"

Charlie Sheen Has Agreed To Appear On "The Vampire Diaries"

LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen, aka "The Man Without A Show" has just agreed to appear on an upcoming episode of the very popular TV series The Vampire Diaries. The shows producer Manolo Middlezuck confirmed that he met with Sheen at a Tacos, Tacos,...

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Funny story: Colonel Gadhafi Is Secretly Planning To Leave Libya and Head To Hollywood To Audition For Charlie Sheen's Old Job On "Two And A Half Men"

Colonel Gadhafi Is Secretly Planning To Leave Libya and Head To Hollywood To Audition For Charlie Sheen's Old Job On "Two And A Half Men"

TRIPOLI, Libya - The word on the shell-casing strew streets of Tripoli is that Dictator Colonel Moammar "The Towel" Gadhafi is secretly finalizing plans to leave Libya and move out to Hollywood with his wife of 40 years, the attractive and extremely...

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Funny story: An attempt to cheer up Charlie Sheen goes very wrong

An attempt to cheer up Charlie Sheen goes very wrong

The life and career of Charlie Sheen plunged into yet more embarrassment last night shortly after he arrived at a roast dedicated to him which was organised by his closest friends. The former Two and a Half Man star emerged from his car wrapped i...

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Funny story: Roseanne Barr Defends Charlie Sheen - Hmmm, The Old Two Peas In An iPod Syndrome

Roseanne Barr Defends Charlie Sheen - Hmmm, The Old Two Peas In An iPod Syndrome

LA HABRA, California - Former comedienne Roseanne Barr who starred for nine years in the top rated sit-com The Roseanne Show was having breakfast at a Mickey D's when she remarked to a friend that she is siding with Charlie "Showless" Sheen in The Ch...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Agrees To Star In A New Reality Show Titled, "Help I'm A Bi-Polar Celebrity...Get Me and Me Out Of Here!"

Charlie Sheen Agrees To Star In A New Reality Show Titled, "Help I'm A Bi-Polar Celebrity...Get Me and Me Out Of Here!"

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen had just finished shooting his latest edition of his Internet show titled Sheen's Korner when he took time out to speak with a reporter for The Tinsel Town Times Tribune. Sheen asked Cashew Vixenheimer if she wanted a glass of Tiger Blood. She respectfully informed him that she had just had a 16 ounce bottle of Diet Pepsi on the way to his mansion. Cashew asked S...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's Fifteen Minutes of Fame has Fizzled

Charlie Sheen's Fifteen Minutes of Fame has Fizzled

Sure, Charlie Sheen was a big star at the height of his career. And sure, he made a hit out of the show Two and a Half Men. But when you have that much fame, piss it all away on drugs and booze, and then try to keep the star thing going, you have to, at some point say "Hey, that guy's 15 minutes are up." Such is the case with Charlie Sheen. He tried to keep it going even after losing his wife,...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Says That If The Tsunami Hits Malibu Beach He Will File A Lawsuit Against CBS and Chuck Lorre

Charlie Sheen Says That If The Tsunami Hits Malibu Beach He Will File A Lawsuit Against CBS and Chuck Lorre

MALIBU BEACH - Charlie Sheen speaking from his house on Malibu Beach has instructed his attorney to start working up the paperwork just in case the Japanese Tsunami hits Malibu Beach. Sheen is contending that nature has unleashed this horrendously...

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Funny story: The Cast of 'Two and A Half Men' Speak Out On Charlie "Showless" Sheen

The Cast of 'Two and A Half Men' Speak Out On Charlie "Showless" Sheen

HOLLYWOOD - Well now that Charlie Sheen has just lost his job on the number one rated comedy show Two and A Half Men, which was paying him $1.8 million per week the maverick actor will have all kinds of free time on his hands. And in the words of...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Mocks Warner Bros.; Makes Goddesses Wear Pink Slips

Charlie Sheen Mocks Warner Bros.; Makes Goddesses Wear Pink Slips

It was official Monday, Charlie Sheen no longer works for Warner Bros. The entertainment giant canned Sheen referencing his continuing erratic behavior and outspoken rants as the reason. Not one to take things lying down, unless of course it's wit...

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Funny story: CBS Finally Fires Charlie Sheen - The Star of "Two and A Half Men" Kisses $1.8 Million Per Show Bye-Bye

CBS Finally Fires Charlie Sheen - The Star of "Two and A Half Men" Kisses $1.8 Million Per Show Bye-Bye

HOLLYWOOD - Saying that they are finished playing 'Day Care Center' the top brass at the CBS Network have just informed Charlie Sheen, the star of the number one rated sit-com on television Two and A Half Men that his services are no longer needed.

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Loses Custody Of His Twins - "No Problem, I'll Just Have Some More"

Charlie Sheen Loses Custody Of His Twins - "No Problem, I'll Just Have Some More"

BEVERLY HILLS - Charlie Sheen sat in the living room of his Mulholland Estates mansion, nicknamed Casa Jose Cuervo playing with his twin two-year-old boys Maximum and Bobblehead. And as the boys played with their toy gold-plated Lincoln Logs Charlie sat in his favorite recliner watching reruns of the number one rated sit-com on television Two and A Half Men. "Hey I remember boinking that gir...

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Funny story: CBS Cancels Charlie Sheen's "Two and A Half Men" - Co-Star John Cryer Cries Like A Baby

CBS Cancels Charlie Sheen's "Two and A Half Men" - Co-Star John Cryer Cries Like A Baby

HOLLYWOOD - CBS executives have finally thrown in the billion dollar towel and have cancelled the remainder of the season of America's number one hit situation comedy, Two and A Half Men. Word from the top brass of the CBS Network stated that afte...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen to star in Two Hookers and a Half Cut Man

Charlie Sheen to star in Two Hookers and a Half Cut Man

Hollywood legend Charlie Sheen is set to star in a new comedy series after Two and a Half Men was dramatically cancelled. The provisionally titled 'Two Hookers and a Half Cut Man' will follow the day to day adventures of a middle aged drunk and hi...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen Found Drunk and Naked Howling at the Moon

Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen Found Drunk and Naked Howling at the Moon

Malibu, CA - Troubled Hollywood Jack-of-all-trades, Mel Gibson and just as troubled actor, Charlie Sheen were found near Gibson's Malibu home Thursday night crouched on all fours and howling loudly at the moon. Neighbors heard a commotion and, th...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen On New "Prostitute" Show After Being Dropped From "Two & A Half Men"

Charlie Sheen On New "Prostitute" Show After Being Dropped From "Two & A Half Men"

News this morning is that wacky actor Charlie Sheen has been dropped from the television show, "Two & A Half Men" and that the show is on hold until everything else can be worked out. Asked about the news, Sheen told our reporters "Ducks are f...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Finally Decides To Enter Rehab - Gets Demi Lovato's Old Room

Charlie Sheen Finally Decides To Enter Rehab - Gets Demi Lovato's Old Room

LOS ANGELES - After a full week of non-stop partying the star of Two and A Half Men, the number one rated comedy show on television, Charlie Sheen has finally decided to enter a rehab clinic. Tittle Tattle Tonight reported that Carlos Irwin Esteve...

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Funny story: CBS Reportedly Considering Firing 'Two And A Half Men's' Charlie Sheen And Replacing Him With Edison Pena

CBS Reportedly Considering Firing 'Two And A Half Men's' Charlie Sheen And Replacing Him With Edison Pena

HOLLYWOOD - A highly placed unnamed source has stated that the rumblings over at the 'Eye' Network (CBS) are that there is a distinct possibility that Charlie Sheen could be axed from television's number one situation comedy Two And A Half Men. Th...

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