When Hal and Hank, the conjoined twin sons of Baron George Von Steingrabber, the now senile, and always demented owner of the NY Yankees, realized that their Teutonic and two-ton Papa had paid Alex Rodriguez as much as the entire salary of the Florid...
Sometimes legends are made, sometimes legends are born, but very occasionally legends are made before they're born. Michelle Stepney, the daughter of football legend, Alex Stepney, the long time Goalkeeper for Manchester United,...
More information has been released on the twins that were separated at birth and then later accidentally married each other. This magazine has learned that the couple were actually siamese twins and were literally separated surgically at the age of...
In shock news from Arkansas today, a couple of newly-weds demanded that they should have their marriage annulled with immediate effect after discovering they were NOT related.
LONDON - A hospital spokesperson announced that the surgical procedure to separate the two conjoined Lowton twin brothers was a complete success.
I was having a fag outside last night and thinking about Roy Castle like you do, when it occurred to me that I hadn't seen those two twin brothers that he knocked about with on TV the twins were the Guinness book of records truth squad and made it their business that nobody pulled the wool over the eyes of the mighty book. Unless someone was making a giant jumper of course! I started to think...
BEIJING (Defecated News) - The science world has been in a state of deep confusion since the birth of Siamese Twins Yu Lon Kok and Yu Wi Kok nearly twenty years ago. How could they survive such adverse circumstances and how could the...
(Seattle, WA) Joe Smith worked out of his apartment providing what many are calling "hanger abortions" on whoever had the money, say local authorites. A raid uncovered a substantial collection of embryonic tissue.
(Orlando, FL) Disney has announced it will celebrate its own Twin Days at their US and European theme parks. The event next May 21st will complement August celebrations of the official Twin Days in Ohio.
"We've been wanting to work a newborn into the plot. And since laws say we can't employ a baby for very long each day, we needed two."...
In a near incredible story that only the US National Enquirer and a dozen British dailies would carry, scientists at five different renowned research labs have found that Blair and Bush are genetically identical twins! Medical journals around the wor...
Parents breathe huge sigh of relief as babies successfully stuck together...
Nashville, Tennessee - A group of pediatric surgeons at Wonderanawe Hospital, Nashville's premier facility for "outside-the-norm treatments" (according to their website), have announced today that they plan to join a set of identical twins...
Wash., D. C. -- He's back! Thirty-four years after his death, legendary G-man J. Edgar Hoover has returned to his beloved Federal Bureau of Investigation. The Spoof sources (we call them Deeper Throats) within the Bureau report that The Heaven...
Hollywood sisters and actresses Hilary and Haylie Duff have entered a motion in family court to become twins. "I want to be two years older like my sister Haylie," said Hilary, "then I wouldn't be a minor and my boyfriends and I c...
Siamese twins MaryKateandAshley Olsen are scheduled to undergo surgery Tuesday to be separated from each other. If the delicate procedure is successful, they have announced that they will now each have their own first names and have chosen, not surp...
NEW YORK, Aug. 9 (Xinhuanet) - "I hadn't been able to hold them separately since they were born" rejoiced Arlene Aguerre, mother of the newly separated conjoined twins. "Now I can decide which one is my favorite and which one will have to do the dis...
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