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Funny story: Steingrabber Conjoined Twins Fire A-Rod and Hire Florida Marlins

Steingrabber Conjoined Twins Fire A-Rod and Hire Florida Marlins

When Hal and Hank, the conjoined twin sons of Baron George Von Steingrabber, the now senile, and always demented owner of the NY Yankees, realized that their Teutonic and two-ton Papa had paid Alex Rodriguez as much as the entire salary of the Florid...

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Funny story: Twin Girls to play for England

Twin Girls to play for England

Sometimes legends are made, sometimes legends are born, but very occasionally legends are made before they're born. Michelle Stepney, the daughter of football legend, Alex Stepney, the long time Goalkeeper for Manchester United,...

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Funny story: More Information Released on Twins Who Married

More Information Released on Twins Who Married

More information has been released on the twins that were separated at birth and then later accidentally married each other. This magazine has learned that the couple were actually siamese twins and were literally separated surgically at the age of...

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Funny story: Marriage annulled because couple are NOT related

Marriage annulled because couple are NOT related

In shock news from Arkansas today, a couple of newly-weds demanded that they should have their marriage annulled with immediate effect after discovering they were NOT related.

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Funny story: Conjoined Lowton Twin Brothers Separated

Conjoined Lowton Twin Brothers Separated

LONDON - A hospital spokesperson announced that the surgical procedure to separate the two conjoined Lowton twin brothers was a complete success.

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Funny story: Super charged geriatric gerrymander - an investigation

Super charged geriatric gerrymander - an investigation

I was having a fag outside last night and thinking about Roy Castle like you do, when it occurred to me that I hadn't seen those two twin brothers that he knocked about with on TV the twins were the Guinness book of records truth squad and made it their business that nobody pulled the wool over the eyes of the mighty book. Unless someone was making a giant jumper of course! I started to think...

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Funny story: Siamese Twins To Have Surgery? My Arse!

Siamese Twins To Have Surgery? My Arse!

BEIJING (Defecated News) - The science world has been in a state of deep confusion since the birth of Siamese Twins Yu Lon Kok and Yu Wi Kok nearly twenty years ago. How could they survive such adverse circumstances and how could the...

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Funny story: Abortion provider caught twinning embryos

Abortion provider caught twinning embryos

(Seattle, WA) Joe Smith worked out of his apartment providing what many are calling "hanger abortions" on whoever had the money, say local authorites. A raid uncovered a substantial collection of embryonic tissue.

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Funny story: Twin Days at Disney

Twin Days at Disney

(Orlando, FL) Disney has announced it will celebrate its own Twin Days at their US and European theme parks. The event next May 21st will complement August celebrations of the official Twin Days in Ohio.

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Funny story: Marcia Cross Gives Birth to Twin Girls; 'Desperate Housewives' Producers Ecstatic

Marcia Cross Gives Birth to Twin Girls; 'Desperate Housewives' Producers Ecstatic

"We've been wanting to work a newborn into the plot. And since laws say we can't employ a baby for very long each day, we needed two."...

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Funny story: Bush-Blair Declared First Post-Natal Identical Twins!

Bush-Blair Declared First Post-Natal Identical Twins!

In a near incredible story that only the US National Enquirer and a dozen British dailies would carry, scientists at five different renowned research labs have found that Blair and Bush are genetically identical twins! Medical journals around the wor...

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Funny story: Operation To Conjoin Twins A Success

Operation To Conjoin Twins A Success

Parents breathe huge sigh of relief as babies successfully stuck together...

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Funny story: Surgeons to Join Twins

Surgeons to Join Twins

Nashville, Tennessee - A group of pediatric surgeons at Wonderanawe Hospital, Nashville's premier facility for "outside-the-norm treatments" (according to their website), have announced today that they plan to join a set of identical twins...

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Funny story: J. Edgar Hoover Investigates Steroid Scandal at Request of Twin Brother Babe Ruth

J. Edgar Hoover Investigates Steroid Scandal at Request of Twin Brother Babe Ruth

Wash., D. C. -- He's back! Thirty-four years after his death, legendary G-man J. Edgar Hoover has returned to his beloved Federal Bureau of Investigation. The Spoof sources (we call them Deeper Throats) within the Bureau report that The Heaven...

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Funny story: Hilary and Haylie Duff Sue to Become Twins

Hilary and Haylie Duff Sue to Become Twins

Hollywood sisters and actresses Hilary and Haylie Duff have entered a motion in family court to become twins. "I want to be two years older like my sister Haylie," said Hilary, "then I wouldn't be a minor and my boyfriends and I c...

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Funny story: Olsen Twins to be Separated by Surgical Team

Olsen Twins to be Separated by Surgical Team

Siamese twins MaryKateandAshley Olsen are scheduled to undergo surgery Tuesday to be separated from each other. If the delicate procedure is successful, they have announced that they will now each have their own first names and have chosen, not surp...

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Funny story: "Finally I can have a favorite" says mother of formerly conjoined twins

"Finally I can have a favorite" says mother of formerly conjoined twins

NEW YORK, Aug. 9 (Xinhuanet) - "I hadn't been able to hold them separately since they were born" rejoiced Arlene Aguerre, mother of the newly separated conjoined twins. "Now I can decide which one is my favorite and which one will have to do the dis...

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