Piers Morgan was unveiled as the new host of one of American's biggest talk shows last night. The Britain's Got Talent judge replaces Larry King Live on CNN from January. Larry King will also be moving on to pastures new, by taking up the highly b...
In a decision sure to shock Top Gear fans, ex PM Tony Bliar is to reveal the secret identity of the mysterious driver known as the Stig. Fat balding presenter, Jeremy Clarkson intoned " It is truly unbelievable. I can forgive him for Iraq and lyin...
The unhelmeting of the BBC Top Gear stunt driver known as "The Stig" was shunted further into the oncoming headlights of the international media juggernaut today, after financial details came to light that suggested it's a former racing driver, Ben C...
The BBC is facing a human rights battle with "The Stig", the mystery stunt driver on Top Gear, in an effort to stop him disclosing his identity. The corporation is bringing legal action to prevent him writing an autobiography - a move which would...
BBC chiefs have denied that they are prepared to go to any lengths to keep the identity of one of its stars a secret. They are involved in a legal battle to prevent Top Gear mystery driver, The Stig, from revealing his identity in a planned autobi...
Jeremy Clarkson has found himself in trouble with The Welsh again after making a speech to recently graduated students of Chester University. It is alleged that during his talk on, "tolerance within media," Clarkson suddenly remarked, "Your pract...
Pint Size Hollywood megastar, Cameron Diaz and the even shorter Tom Cruise appeared on popular motoring magazine show Top Gear, and went head to head in the reasonably priced car. But who was faster. According to the show, Diaz was 1.45.2, but...
Plans are afoot to construct the worlds tallest car with the driver sitting in a 'crows-nest' up to 80ft above the road. Critics had been concerned the popular show would end up passed it's sell by date like initial classics 'Fools & Horses',...
The "Top Gear" trio of twats, Hammond, May and Clarkson are not happy chappies. Shouting, as usual, Hammond, who makes up for his petiteness by shouting louder than anyone else declared, "This can't be right, these stranded tourists have got better s...
It was no contest at the Ritz in London last night, when, after a lavish dinner and much mutual ego masturbating, televisions 'Top Gear' was, amongst much pomp and posturing, declared this years winner of the prestigious 'Arrogant Bastards of the Yea...
LONDON, Thursday. Television personality and presenter of motoring programme Top Gear, Richard Hammond, has announced that he dearly wants to replace Prince Charles as heir to the throne of England, Scotland and Wales. Hammond maintains that he h...
London, Wednesday. Popular host of TV motoring programme, Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson will join UK rock group Status Quo for a number of headlining gigs at major northern England clubs located in Bradford, Huddersfield, Salford and Warrington. Clar...
A spokesperson for Nintendo has confirmed earlier today the Top Gear presenters have been cast as three out of a possible fifty real-life celebrity villagers in the upcoming game Animal Crossing: The Celebrity Neighbours. At the press conference, the...
The Iranian ambassador to the real world has announced that President Avadmedinnerdad has accepted a nomination as Jeremy Clarkson's replacement phallus. In a shocking revelation, it has been revealed that Mr Avadmedinnerdad has been desirous of a...
James May, the forty-something presenter of BBC's Top Gear has been made redundant and has therefore become homeless. To a lesser mortal this would have been a catastrophe, but to 'Captain Slow' this presented a challenge. Within days of his redun...
It's just been revealed that dickhead soft as shit petrolhead Jeremy Clarkson has called PM Gordon Brown a c*nt in an off broadcast moment. It's not the first time that the wannabe tough guy has insulted the PM. He has referred to him in the past...
The moment we have all dreaded is upon us - the Top Gear Triumvirate is to be sundered - and all because of a selfish action by Hammond. There is a sense of tragi-comedy about the news and the production team seems to believe that things can be pa...
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