Monday's NFL game between the Dallas Cowboys and the New York Giants is a must win for the Cowboys. So why is Tony Romo thinking about skipping the game? Was he injured in last weekend's action against the Minnesota Vikings? Brad Hampton, a spoke...
DALLAS - A dejected Tony Romo sat all alone in the Dallas Cowboys locker room. It was now midnight and all of the players, coaches, cheerleaders, and hot dog vendors had all long since gone home after the Cowboys has suffered their third loss in four...
DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys, who have been picked by many of the nation's sportswriters to win this years Super Bowl, have fallen to a record of 1-3, after losing in Cowboy Stadium to the Tennessee Titans 34-27. In the past Cowboys' owner Jerry Jo...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Dallas Cowboys who are favored by many sports writers to go to the Super Bowl were beaten in their season opener by The Washington Redskins 13-7. The NFL's leading 'penalty getter' is Alex Barron, and unfortunately for Dalla...
SANTA MONICA BEACH - Jessica Simpson was out lying on the beach at Santa Monica taking in some rays when she was asked if the rumor about her getting back with Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo were true. Jessica grinned and stuck her finger in...
SAN ANTONIO - The Dallas Cowboys are conducting their pre-season training camp in The Alamo City. A reporter for Quarterback Sack Illustrated Magazine, Rufus "Gatorade" Winterwinkle, said that Cowboys wide receiver, Miles Austin, told him that quarte...
Replacing Tony Romo, Billy Corgan and John Mayer could be a hard job but apparently from all the recent reports, Sammy has done the job. It's a long way from today's top Cowboy to a lovable dog but Jessica Simpson says she prefers the snuggles fr...
HOLLYWOOD - Taylor Lautner has just announced that he and his ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift have both signed to star in the new Pollenzo Pamparatti film, Pants On The Ground. The Sand Castle Motion Picture Company film is loosely based on the life of...
With disastrous results from the 2009 NFL playoffs still looming in the background, Tony Romo was left to ponder what exactly had gone wrong this season. While the Cowboys franchise blamed Jessica Simpson for distracting Romo last year, Romo apparen...
MINNEAPOLIS - The Minnesota Vikings soundly trounced the Dallas Cowboys 34-3. No one has been able to figure out why, but for some inexplicable reason the Cowboys left their offensive line and their whole defensive team in Texas. Quarterback Tony...
Led by a 40 year old farmer, the Minnesota Vikings hosted the invading Dallas Cowboys, and when the dust settled proved the only thing the Dudes from Dallas had going for them was their cheerleaders. The highly vaunted offense of the Cowboys, rej...
A distraught Tila Tequila, lamenting the demise of her bankrupt 30 year old 'Wifey" Heiress Casey "Q-Tip" Johnson, after yet another drug related tabloid sensation, says she's now looking for someone 'with more balls...and Money!" A spokesman f...
TUPELO, Mississippi - The Rev. Al Sharpton was in town speaking before a conference of The African-American Black Coalition To Unite And Form A Black Alliance. He was asked if he felt that black people in the south were finally being treated fairl...
A lethargic President Barry Hussein Obama, loathe to make a decision or statement in the face of complex issues, suddenly awoke yesterday while watching the Dallas Cowboys dismantle the Eagles, and picked THEM to march into the Super Bowl despite opi...
New Gal Pals Elin Woods and Jessica Simpson were caught unabashedly shopping for a variety of sex toys in a high end Rodeo Drive Adult Store just 6 days before Christmas, apparently insuring that Santa will come early for the blonde bombshells. T...
As if things weren't bad enough for golf's former King of Swat, reports are now leaking out from the divorce camp of Tiger Woods' wife, Elin, that grounds for divorce will claim his skills are diminishing due to his inability to recover from 'a bad l...
MALIBU BEACH - Jessica Simpson who went on the world-famous Yoki Nishimura Japanese Diet has lost 95 pounds. Simpson said that the diet consists of eating nothing but sushi. She said that she had sushiburgers, sushi tacos, and sushi pizza. And...
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