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Funny story: Cruise will quit Scientology to become a 'Moonie'

Cruise will quit Scientology to become a 'Moonie'

LOS ANGELES (ABSNN) - TheSpoof.com was granted an exclusive interview with Tom Cruise today. The actor revealed he is leaving the Church of Scientology and will become a "Moonie." "Yes, it is true, I am leaving Scientology to become a 'Mooni...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Fantasizing About Tom Cruise

Kate Gosselin Fantasizing About Tom Cruise

HOLLYWOOD - Ever since breaking up with Russell Brand, Kate Gosselin says that she has been feeling quite depressed and trying to figure out how to deal with that empty feeling that she has inside. She says that watching after her eight kids has h...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Spotted With Cameron Diaz

Tom Cruise Spotted With Cameron Diaz

LOS ANGELES - The recently divorced Tom Cruise is finally back in the dating scene as evidenced by his recent outing with Cameron Diaz. The two were seen having a cozy dinner at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in West Hollywood. Cruise a...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes Looking For A Boy-Toy

Katie Holmes Looking For A Boy-Toy

NEW YORK CITY - Newly divorced Katie Holmes recently sat down at Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in Manhattan and talked with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres. The 33-year-old ex-wife of Tom Cruise made it very clear that she...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 24th August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 24th August 2012

Jasmine Lennard first person evicted from Celebrity Big Brother house. Oh well, more time for her to wish she was still sleeping with Simon Cowell. Pictures of a naked Prince Harry in Vegas hotel surface on gossip website TMZ. That's the problem with Vegas, if you bet on the wrong number, you can lose your shirt. And the rest of your clothes. Justin Timberlake puts his bachelor pad on the...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Eva Longoria Spotted At SalsaLand

Tom Cruise and Eva Longoria Spotted At SalsaLand

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise appears to be feeling a little bit better about his divorce from Katie "The Kid" Holmes. Cruise and the sultry Latina Eva Longoria were seen dancing and doing a bit of bumpin' and thumpin' at the SalsaLand Dance Hall.

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Funny story: Katy Perry Reveals She's Infatuated With Tom Cruise

Katy Perry Reveals She's Infatuated With Tom Cruise

MIAMI - Katy Perry decided to get away from the hustle and bustle of LaLaLand and flew over to Miami for some much needed fun in the Florida sun. She was photographed by Picasso Mandolin, one of the world's foremost celebrity photographers wearing...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes reveals to NBC why she left Tom: Cruise didn't think Strug's vault in the '96 Olympics was all that special

Katie Holmes reveals to NBC why she left Tom: Cruise didn't think Strug's vault in the '96 Olympics was all that special

Some people speculated that he was gay. Others assumed that the creepy Scientologists who were following Katie's every move finally got to her. But last night, Katie Holmes told Bob Costas that the real reason she was leaving Tom was because he "didn...

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Funny story: Suri Cruise Is Depressed - Mama Katie Holmes Promises To Buy Her A Toy Store

Suri Cruise Is Depressed - Mama Katie Holmes Promises To Buy Her A Toy Store

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Holmes has said that filing for divorce from Tom (Cruise) is like having the weight of 500 pizzas lifted off her feminine shoulders. She spoke with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Illustrated Revue and said that had she kn...

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Funny story: Suri Cruise To Become Samantha Cruise

Suri Cruise To Become Samantha Cruise

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Holmes has made no bones about the fact that she has always hated her daughter Suri's first name. Holmes recently spoke with Tafetta Kixx of iRumors and informed her that she is planning on legally changing her daughter's nam...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Comforts Tom Cruise

Cheryl Cole Comforts Tom Cruise

TARZANA, California - Cheryl Cole took time off from her busy schedule to fly from London to Los Angeles and provide Tom Cruise with two comforting shoulders. The handsome couple spent the afternoon relaxing at the famed Tarzan & Jane Petting...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Has A Crush On Tom Cruise

Demi Moore Has A Crush On Tom Cruise

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Moore says that now that Tom Cruise is getting divorced from Katie Holmes that she can reveal to LaLaLand and the world a secret she has kept secret for several years. Moore, who herself is recently divorced, stated that she...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Reach A Divorce Settlement

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Reach A Divorce Settlement

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Holmes, 33, says that she hasn't been as happy as she is now since she was a little girl growing up in Toledo, Ohio, and she first discovered chocolate ice cream cones. The soon-to-be-ex-wife of Tom Cruise, 50, told Ashburn W...

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Funny story: Cruise/Holmes Settlement Finally Hammered Out as Tom Agrees to Keep The Beckhams

Cruise/Holmes Settlement Finally Hammered Out as Tom Agrees to Keep The Beckhams

The divorce settlement between diminutive Hollywood heart-throb Tom Cruise and his unemployed wife Kate (nee Katie) Holmes - which had become increasingly acrimonious in recent days - was finally resolved late Sunday when Tom magnanimously agreed to...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise is planning to produce a film about his life

Tom Cruise is planning to produce a film about his life

HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise is planning to produce a film about his life called "33" When asked for details about the film he said "His film will be nothing like the Jim Carrey film 23" He replied "Carrey's film was a comedy but my film is going to be bas...

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Funny story: Over 12 Million New Jobs Found Locked in an Omaha Warehouse

Over 12 Million New Jobs Found Locked in an Omaha Warehouse

Omaha, Nebraska - America's frantic search for new jobs has hit the mother load. A team of Navy SEALs has uncovered and seized a long-forgotten human resource center, containing over 12.4 million private sector jobs. "At 1:09 AM, Greenwich Mean Ti...

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Funny story: Katy Perry and Katie Holmes Deny The Lesbian Rumors

Katy Perry and Katie Holmes Deny The Lesbian Rumors

LOS ANGELES - Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise exactly six months to the date that Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry. Katy was definitely devastated at the news where as Katie made the news, so she was certainly not the...

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