Professor Hawkins has revealed that a time machine has been created by one of his Academic friends, but that it has very serious problems. He has also revealed that his friend has decided to use his time machine to go back in time to prevent the inv...
D'Starkville, IN - Cops arrested Rezn0r 13-Z B1ggs today for the murder of local man Ed Hodges. B1ggs reportedly hails from the year 2434 and travelled back to the present in an attempt to prevent the future birth of Hodges' great-great-great-great-g...
WANTED: Somebody to go forward in time with me, to save our world. This is not a fake ad. My contact: destroy-terminators@skynet.web. You'll be paid after we get back. You must bring your own weapons of choice to destroy shape-shifters and cyborgs with a weird Austrian accent. Safety not guaranteed.
John Connor cannot understand how in hell his friend Kyle Reese, whom he sent back in time to 1984 to save his mother's life, could then turn out to be his father. "It kinda messes with your head", said Connor today - which is really the futur...
Vince Cable revealed yesterday he pin-points his economic advice using a time machine. Arriving late at a Reform thinktank conference in the City yesterday, the Liberal Democrat chief honcho stated: "Even with my time machine, I couldn't defeat th...
Washington DC, yesterday, was the scene of events unparalleled in US political history. For a unaccounted for 41 and a half hours, President Bush was uncontactable by anyone even including his wife and family. He stayed locked in the Oval office...
LOS ANGELES - Christopher Lloyd, the actor best known for his role as Doc Brown in the "Back to the Future" trilogy, was one of many who were left homeless last week after fire tore through an upscale L.A. neighborhood. Lloyd's $11 million mansio...
Police have arrested a man on suspicion of endangerment to life, fraud, and obtaining money by deception. It appeared that his offer of 'forward time travel' was merely a ploy to dupe ignorant people who had failed basic science and philosophy at col...
Time travel scientists watched the RNC videography of possible first Lady Cindy "Botox Barbie" with fascination and disbelief. Footage of the beer baronness throughout her sheltered life at first showed the natural signs of aging. At just abo...
Earlier today, Tom Cruise revealed to HNN what scares him the most. Cruise explained how he deeply fears the possibility of there being a Flux in the Time-Space Continuum. For example, if Tom was about to cross his residential street. Now, althou...
Today, Senator Barack Obama was sent through the space time continuum to 1963, and found himself at the Brandenburg Gate, in Berlin. 'Wow!', he said, trying to control his pointing addiction, one that has become an obsession, 'now I can really bec...
In a surprise move today, or it could be yesterday, singer Amy Winehouse invented travelling through time. Millions watched as the heavily-mascaraed English star stepped into a police box, pressed a few buttons, and then stepped out again into 1968.
In a surprise announcement, scientists today announced that the tennis complex in Wimbledon, South-West London, actually goes into a giant time warp every summer. Speaking from his lab, Dr. Jekyll, chronologist and amateur medicine-mixer, said: 'W...
A time traveller has returned from the year 2038, and reports that Hillary Clinton is still touring America and refusing to concede defeat to Barack Obama.
Scientists are continuing to question a man who claims to be the first time traveler to visit Earth this year.
FORT MIRTH, Tex. - Presidential hopeful Ron Paul vows to win the republican nomination, even as he trails front-runner John McCain, who has a 60:1 delegate lead. Political analysts are calling it a "mathematical impossibility," but Paul is...
After last week's discovery that Hitler enjoyed relaxing to the music of Russian composers and had several records recorded by Jewish performers historians have discovered yet another interesting new fact about the Nazi leader: he enjoyed dancing...
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