Michelle Obama has repeatedly stated that she has no aspirations, urges, needs, or desires to ever go into politics. She has made it abundantly clear, after having talked at great length with Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and even GOPette Condoleezza Rice and hearing all about the behind-the-scenes happenings. Mrs. Obama has said that she wants to eventually head up her very own law firm a...
NEW YORK CITY - Billionaire Donald Trump, who is obsessed with trying to stay in the headlines, has just filed a $50 million lawsuit against Bill Maher. It appears that Trump did not appreciate Maher telling Whoopi Goldberg on The View that Donald...
HOLLYWOOD - Plans are in the works for Regis Philbin and Larry King's new daytime talk show The Viagra View to premier towards the end of February. The Epitome Television Network has stated that they are very confident that the new male version of...
CHICAGO - Rihanna and her former boyfriend Chris Brown were recently spotted at the Windy City's infamous Crocked Crocodile Club having a fine old time giggling, laughing, and touching each others privates. Several patrons reported that the pair o...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Twilight Series movies, Rob Pattinson has stated emphatically that he never dated Bristol "The Pistol" Palin as Joy Behar of The View has suggested. RPattz said that if he were to sit down and make out a list of fe...
NEW ORLEANS - Taylor Swift took a quick trip down to the city known as The Big Easy to pick up some of her favorite food, Chicken Gumbo A La Creole. Taylor has said that she has eaten Chicken Gumbo A La Creole in Milwaukee, Montpelier, and Minneap...
PHOENIX - Many people believe that Arizona governor Jan Brewer has finally gone off the deep end. The woman who has banned tacos, tortillas, and tamales in her state recently appeared on The View and made an astounding comment. She stated to Jo...
BROOKLYN - Madonna, 54, was spotted sitting at a table at The Plastered Platypus Lounge with her son, er boy-toy, Brahim Zaibat, 25. She was wearing dark glasses which was unusual since the PP is a very dimly lit establishment. A source close t...
RENO - Word has just come out of The Biggest Little City In The World that one of it's famous citizens is retiring. Thor VanPinderhausen, 53, who is regarded as one of the greatest clairvoyants in America, has said he is quitting because he just d...
President Barack Obama sought to woo women voters at a taping of the daytime talk show "The View," by flirting with his wife and bearing gifts of sexual toys and candies for the hosts, but he could not escape tough questions on his and the First Lady...
HOLLYWOOD - In a perfect example of the pot calling the kettle black, Tinsel Town starlet Lindsay Lohan has stated that she is trying to get her mom to enter into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. Lindsay told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroo...
LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen has certainly seen his share of ups and downs on the roller coaster of the marital world. Sheen confessed to Barbara Walters on The View that many times in his marriages and/or relationships he has felt like he was noth...
LOS ANGELES - Rihanna recently sat down with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and made some startling comments. The Barbados beauty who was assaulted by her then boyfriend Chris Brown in 2009, now says that it was really not Chris's fault.
LOS ANGELES - Comedian Roseanne Barr is running for president of the United States on The Peace and Freedom Party ticket. Barr, who lives in Hawaii and grows macadamia nuts for a living told Hacienda Dakota of Hollywood Vis-รก-Vis that she was not...
HOLLYWOOD - Shakespeare's Juliet once asked, "What's in a name?" And literally hundreds of people have provided what they think is the answer. But comedian Zydeco Dupree recently stated to Barbara Walters on The View that the only answer to that q...
HOLLYWOOD - Nadya Suleman, America's latest porn star appeared on The View where she was asked questions by the resident "Hens." Barbara Walters asked her how much she was paid to star in the porn flick titled "I'm The Girl of My Dreams." Sulem...
HOLLYWOOD - Johnny Depp has appeared in a total of 35 movies including Fear, Loathing, and Losing In Las Vegas, Twice Upon A Time In Mexico, Edward Scissorhands and the sequel Edward Plierfeet. The native of Kentucky stated on The View that if he...
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