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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch & News International apologise for Charlotte Church 'Countdown Clock'

Rupert Murdoch & News International apologise for Charlotte Church 'Countdown Clock'

News International newspapers and Rupert Murdoch today made an unreserved apology over the Charlotte Church 'Countdown Clock'. The countdown clock for the scrumptious welsh childhood star was placed in the newsroom of News International newspapers...

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Funny story: Lack Of News Shocks Newspaper Bosses

Lack Of News Shocks Newspaper Bosses

Newspaper bosses were left shocked today when absolutely no news occurred anywhere in the world. It is believed to be the least newsworthy day since the 12th of April 2811 BC, which saw just a single news report - a Stonehenge builder accidentally dr...

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Funny story: The Sun to print THE TRUTH!

The Sun to print THE TRUTH!

The Sun newspaper is finally ready to start printing true news stories after years of making things up. "We've decided to take a new line on reporting and start telling the truth. It's early days yet and we'll have to see how our readers feel abou...

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Funny story: Shock as temperature of Earth linked to temperature of its only source of heat

Shock as temperature of Earth linked to temperature of its only source of heat

The world of science is today in a state of shock with the revelation the recent cold winters in the UK and other places in northern Europe are directly linked the temperature of the Earth's only source of heat. Scientists are said to be perplexed...

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Funny story: Acton man blames Einstein for parking ticket

Acton man blames Einstein for parking ticket

Acton electrician Terry Scrote has blamed celebrated genius Albert Einstein for a fixed penalty notice he received whilst parked outside a greasy spoon. "I popped in for a £4-95 all day breakfast with extra bubble, and got involved in a barney wit...

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Funny story: "I've Got Your Fucking Number Mate!" Local Man Tells Rebekah Brooks And Andy Coulson

"I've Got Your Fucking Number Mate!" Local Man Tells Rebekah Brooks And Andy Coulson

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, having been rained off as he attempted to excavate an underground ten room extension to his family residence, took a time out in order to announce that he can quite easily dish the dirt on scandal ridden media executive...

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Funny story: Sunday Sun Takes Over

Sunday Sun Takes Over

Just when the News of the World bit the dust, it rose from the ashes as the Sunday Sun. All the bad things done by the NOW were put in limbo and hey presto! a new Sun was born. Commenting on this transformation David Cameron said he had been shock...

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Funny story: New Soar-away Sunday Sun - From Next Sunday

New Soar-away Sunday Sun - From Next Sunday

News International has announced a new Sunday newspaper to be launched next week; the Sunday Sun. The new offering will consist of a tabloid paper providing celebrity gossip and editorial, a magazine called Sunburst which will provide celebrity goss...

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Funny story: News Of The World To Be Reborn As The Sun On Sunday

News Of The World To Be Reborn As The Sun On Sunday

Following the announcement that Britain's most popular newspaper, the News Of The World is to be closed down after this Sunday's final edition, bosses in Wapping have already hinted that the newspaper, popularly referred to as 'The News Of The Screws...

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Funny story: Katie Price Goes Ballistic Over Sun Ronseal Jibe

Katie Price Goes Ballistic Over Sun Ronseal Jibe

Celebrity something or other, Katie Price went absolutely ballistic this morning when she opened the newspapers, after seeing her fake tan compared with a Ronseal finish in the Sun newspaper. Which also had published her photo, made changeable into d...

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Funny story: Sun Shining Through my Arse

Sun Shining Through my Arse

The Sun paper has started a campaign to promote backsides in their esteemed rag. Latest photographic techniques enable the rays of the sun to actually shine through the arses of delectable models who grace the pages for the reader. 'We want the st...

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Funny story: Scott Walker Proposes Wisconsin Sunlight Taxation Law

Scott Walker Proposes Wisconsin Sunlight Taxation Law

Wisconsin's right wing governor, Scott Walker, is set to create more controversy with his latest revenue-generating scheme. He plans to block out the sun with a statewide parasol and only open apertures over communities that pay. Walker and his...

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Funny story: Brian Cox "Wonders" Revelations Kick Off Energy Bill Bonanza

Brian Cox "Wonders" Revelations Kick Off Energy Bill Bonanza

Energy companies have been in prolonged talks this week following revelations about energy-use during a popular documentary series. In Wonders of the Universe Prof Brian Cox decribed how everything in the universe - including us - is made of stuff...

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Funny story: Sun's Polish Election Crisis

Sun's Polish Election Crisis

The 'Sun' is in crisis over the forthcoming Polish elections. The two front runners have names that the BBC and Sky News have been unable to pronounce: Ygmuz Rtnzxphdski and Pbsknw Lwimwqaski. In an effort to assist Sun readers the editor decided...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah "Disappointed" with results of The Sun's Psychic Experiment

Derek Acorah "Disappointed" with results of The Sun's Psychic Experiment

Derek Acorah, the world's foremost conduit to the realm of the other side, is disappointed with the results of his Sensational Psychic Experiment in The Sun newspaper. After requesting as many Sun readers as possible to attempt to channel their ps...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah helps The Sun perform the largest psychic experiment ever

Derek Acorah helps The Sun perform the largest psychic experiment ever

The People's Psychic, Derek Acorah has teamed up with The Sun newspaper to attempt to show the country that psychic phenomena is real and all around us. "We are going to be doing a few psychic experiments," said Acorah. "We will be gathering all o...

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Funny story: Massive Solar Flare Wipes Out Siberian Town of Novisbriskik

Massive Solar Flare Wipes Out Siberian Town of Novisbriskik

Although last week's big solar flare knocked out some communications and caused other smaller problems, it was only when the Siberian Train System was restored and made it's way into the farthest reaches of Siberia did the worst damage come to light.

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