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Funny story: Man Horrified To Find That Neither Mister Donut Nor Dunkin Donuts Serves Hot Tea

Man Horrified To Find That Neither Mister Donut Nor Dunkin Donuts Serves Hot Tea

A man masquerading as an English teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok had the shock of his life at the weekend, when he found that, on visiting the two most popular doughnut outlets in the city, Mister Donut and Dunkin' Donuts, he was unable to sec...

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Funny story: Man Shocked To See Woman Wearing Scarf

Man Shocked To See Woman Wearing Scarf

A Englishman travelling on a Bangkok bus was today reeling from the effects of seeing a local Thai woman travelling to work this morning wearing a scarf around her neck. The woman in question, wearing a lime green blouse and a brown skirt - an ill...

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Funny story: Thai Police Close To Solving Scaffolding Collapse Riddle

Thai Police Close To Solving Scaffolding Collapse Riddle

Police investigating the collapse of scaffolding outside a shopping complex in Bangkok, which resulted in the deaths of two construction workers, say the case should be an easy one to solve, and that they are expecting their palms to be greased soon.

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Funny story: Mosquito Bites Man's Leg, But He Doesn't Get Malaria

Mosquito Bites Man's Leg, But He Doesn't Get Malaria

A mosquito that bit the leg of an English teacher working in the Thai capital of Bangkok HAS NOT infected the poor bugger with malaria, it has been reported. Or, at least, the symptoms have not yet shown themselves... Moys Kenwood, originally fro...

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Funny story: English Teacher Rips Trousers In Playground Football Incident

English Teacher Rips Trousers In Playground Football Incident

An overenthusiastic English teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok, fell foul of the country's 'no grass in schools' policy this morning during a game of playground football, sustaining a serious injury to his trousers when he dived to save an almost...

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Funny story: Phillipines wages war on Thailand as transgendered Thai beats out Filipin(a) to win Ms. Zombie Universe

Phillipines wages war on Thailand as transgendered Thai beats out Filipin(a) to win Ms. Zombie Universe

MANILA-VANILLA: LIVE at The Ms. Zombie Pageant. 56 global zombie contestants sashayed down the ramp last night to a rendition of 'Thriller' crooned by this city's top celebrity zombies. Competition had been fierce notwithstanding the herculean make...

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Funny story: Lin Ping (Linping?) The Thai Panda Picks Nose And Eats It

Lin Ping (Linping?) The Thai Panda Picks Nose And Eats It

Lin Ping, the baby panda cub born and housed in Chiang Mai Zoo, Thailand in May 2009, has stunned audiences here with her most daring escapade yet - she picked her nose, and ate it! Ping, 1, performed the cavalier act whilst being filmed for her o...

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Funny story: Man Wakes Sleeping Nursery Children In School Mayhem

Man Wakes Sleeping Nursery Children In School Mayhem

An English teacher has been severely criticised by staff for what they say was an "unprovoked and unnecessary" attack when he needlessly awoke sleeping nursery children at a school in Bangkok today. The teacher roused the dozing tots at around 11.

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Funny story: British Woman Attacked By Monkeys

British Woman Attacked By Monkeys

A British woman has been savaged by a pack of macaque monkeys whilst holidaying at a Thai nature resort. Dee Darwell, 56 who herself confesses to having a huge phobia of monkeys, wanted to conquer that phobia but the plan horribly backfired when i...

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Funny story: Thai Government Issues Travel Warning for UK

Thai Government Issues Travel Warning for UK

Following the violent scenes of violence and fatal death in the North of England the Royal Thai Government has issued travel warnings for all Thai Citizens prohibiting travel to the UK and the particularly nasty Lake District. Phoenix Joe was th...

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Funny story: Thai Economy Is Fueled by the 'Soapie'

Thai Economy Is Fueled by the 'Soapie'

Chaing Mai, Thailand. The current violence in Thailand is seriously affecting the tourism business. Hardest hit are the bars, hotels, brothels, and assorted sensual services that earn millions of dollars for the local economy. Here in Chaing Mai...

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Funny story: Thai army ready to use live ferrets against Man Utd fans

Thai army ready to use live ferrets against Man Utd fans

The Thai army has made explicit its determination to use live ferrets against Manchester United fans in certain circumstances. An army spokesman told a regular news briefing that troops were ready to use their stoat-like arsenal "decisively". T...

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Funny story: Thai Police Adopt A Monkey

Thai Police Adopt A Monkey

Police in the southern Thai province of Yala have adopted a pig-faced macaque monkey named Apetrees in an attempt to improve relations with the predominantly Muslim - and invariably upset about something or other - public. Police Chief Hitmay Wiv...

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Funny story: Mail Order Bride Disappointed By Husband's Tiny Package

Mail Order Bride Disappointed By Husband's Tiny Package

Thai mail order bride Hoo Flung Dat Wilson was granted a decree nisi by Hastings magistrates as she expressed deep disappointment at the size of her husband Jack's matrimonial package. Speaking through an interpreter, Dat Wilson, as she is now kno...

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Funny story: 'Thailand for Sex' opens on Broadway

'Thailand for Sex' opens on Broadway

Play Review Staring Mathew Broderick, Nathan Lane, Seth Rogun, Daniel Radcliffe. A fantastic ride, Marx Brothers like. Grab your seat as Thailand for Sex actors dance, sing, and laugh their way to a smash hit. Four lonesome and mostly broke bachelors devise plan to go to Thailand for love. One of the lonely boys gets a job on a Singapore Container Vessel, that stops in Bangkok, by impe...

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Funny story: Thousands of Ex Pats in Thailand Receiving 'Air Conditioning Allowance' from UK!

Thousands of Ex Pats in Thailand Receiving 'Air Conditioning Allowance' from UK!

The UK government accounting office revealed today that thousands of former Brits were receiving millions of pounds in 'Air Conditioning' Substance allowances under an obscure law sponsored by The Big Labour party as part of the EU fiasco. Just as...

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Funny story: Muslim Woman's Headgear Leaves Hull Man Astonished

Muslim Woman's Headgear Leaves Hull Man Astonished

There was confusion and wonderment in a Bangkok shopping centre this evening, when a foreign teacher living in the city was taken aback by a contraption being worn on the head by a Muslim woman, that caused the foreigner to think immediately of Profe...

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