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Funny story: Ashley Cole Confesses to Cheryl That He Doesn't Even Know How To Send Text Messages

Ashley Cole Confesses to Cheryl That He Doesn't Even Know How To Send Text Messages

LONDON - Chelsea and England footballer Ashley Cole emailed his wife Cheryl from their mansion in Surrey to the five-star Bloomin' Begonia Blooms Hotel in Central London, where she is staying. Ashley told his wife, who is scheduled to perform at t...

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Funny story: Text Sex Is Still Adultery Says De-Frocked Bishop

Text Sex Is Still Adultery Says De-Frocked Bishop

In the light of recent tabloid scandals, particularly those involving Ashley Cole and Vernon Kay, I was moved to seek out spiritual advice as to whether "text-sex" was just a bit of harmless flirtatiousness, or whether it was something much graver, w...

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Funny story: Science Proves Texting While Driving Dangerous

Science Proves Texting While Driving Dangerous

Science has triumphed again. The University of Life in Utah has published a study which details why texting (sending SMS messages on a cellular phone) while driving an automobile is dangerous. "Forward lateral control is markedly reduced," said P...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods - The Infamous 'Sex SMS' - EXCLUSIVE

Tiger Woods - The Infamous 'Sex SMS' - EXCLUSIVE

(Defecated News) We've been waiting weeks for the details, and it didn't appear likely that we'd even find out what exactly was said between Tiger Woods and the secret lady only known as 'The Ninth Hole'. But devoted reporters from The Spoof have cleverly bribed Mr Woods' cellphone company for transcripts - and here they are folks! Fuck, Yeah!! 'TW' - how r u? xxx TW :-) '9H' - fine. u? X...

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Funny story: 'Technology' Company Spiv-Blokes Under Fire

'Technology' Company Spiv-Blokes Under Fire

Spiv-Blokes, a company that offers voicemail-to-text message transcription services, is under fire this week for copying the services provided by other companies in the sector. A TV documentary team has discovered that Spiv-Blokes has taken the...

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Funny story: Advanced Predictive Text for Mobile Phones

Advanced Predictive Text for Mobile Phones

From this summer, top-of-the-range mobile phones will include a new advanced predictive text system. Not only does the system attempt to determine what you are typing and automatically complete words, it also thinks ahead to predict the rest of the...

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Funny story: "Sexting" scandal breaks out on home schooling polygamist compound campus

"Sexting" scandal breaks out on home schooling polygamist compound campus

Brimstone, Texas - It seems not even the most self secluded among us are capable of escaping our modern technical age, as it has been confirmed that several members of the home schooled student body of the House of Bethel Polygamist Compound in Brims...

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Funny story: How They Work: Text Messages

How They Work: Text Messages

They are gr8, aren't they? Well they are if you can understand them! Text messages have become a big part of modern life and an essential communications medium for teenagers. But have you ever stopped to wonder how they work? Luckily, I was recently invited to look this exact question up on Wikipedia, so I can explain the concepts. It all starts when you enter text into your mobile phone...

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Funny story: McCain Texts his Way into the Nuthouse

McCain Texts his Way into the Nuthouse

Presidential Race also ran John Mccain seemed to brag during the campaign that he didn't even know how to use email, nevermind, the new fangled texting and twittering. All that has been changed as the Republicant has been spending countless hours tex...

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Funny story: English GCSE to allow text speak

English GCSE to allow text speak

In an effort to encourage more children to take their GCSE English exam, the JMB have announced that they will now allow fifteen and sixteen year old children to submit their papers in TxtSpk. It has been widely acknowledged that the literacy of t...

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Funny story: US Army Informs Bereaved families with To Whom It May Concern Text Message

US Army Informs Bereaved families with To Whom It May Concern Text Message

As the US economy crashes and Bush administration officials run for cover, the military protocol for informing families of dead sons and daughters seems to have lost some of its sensitivity. In better times, a personal visit to the home with a we...

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Funny story: Company develops mobile phone arm-graft to enable users 24 hour access to their mobiles

Company develops mobile phone arm-graft to enable users 24 hour access to their mobiles

Moron-text, the mobile telephone provider, has undertaken the first successful mobile phone grafting operation on a 17-year old woman. Developed especially for women in the 15 to 30 age bracket, this new medical procedure aims to eliminate those t...

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Funny story: IBM Announces New Text and Image Processing Technology

IBM Announces New Text and Image Processing Technology

Developed after months of customer design workshops, internal engineering and laboratory testing, IBM will be releasing the next generation of technology for word processing, graphics development, and text transmission. Based on the combination...

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Funny story: Local Man Accused Of Using Cell Phone While Shitting

Local Man Accused Of Using Cell Phone While Shitting

Local man caves to mounting testimony from friends and admits he has used his cell phone while shitting but maintains it was only for texting and never while talking. Jeff Blake found himself cornered in the last seat of the bar with some of his...

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Funny story: Bush Was Text Messaging While American Economy Crashed!

Bush Was Text Messaging While American Economy Crashed!

The dangers of cell phones have been rumored to be relete. Cancer of the ear, jaw and cheekmay be one of the mobile phones hazards. Car smash ups, train wrecks and soon to an airport near you, plane crashes all have been attributed or will be to the...

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Funny story: Catholic Church Introduces "Virtual Confession" for Computer Age

Catholic Church Introduces "Virtual Confession" for Computer Age

Tired and have no time to stop by the local church? Have not been able to see your priest to confess your sins due to the workload? Unable to pay your last respects to the dearly departed neighbor or childhood friend? No problem! The Catholic C...

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Funny story: Teen Uses Complete Words When Texting

Teen Uses Complete Words When Texting

Racine, WI - In what appears to be a first since cell phone services began offering a 'texting' feature, a teenager has been found to have been sending messages composed of complete English words and sentences.

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