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Funny story: Amber Frey Is A Commie Spy

Amber Frey Is A Commie Spy

Mark Geragos sprang a surprise in the Scott Peterson trial by confirming that Amber Frey is in fact a Commie Spy. He showed the jury pictures of Frey, while the telephone tapes were being played, turning from Amber to Red while Peterson turned Green.

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Funny story: God Leaves Town, Takes His Angels With Him

God Leaves Town, Takes His Angels With Him

In a telephone conversation with a local TV reporter, God informed his loyal fans that he has had enough and is leaving town.

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Funny story: God sacks Pope

God sacks Pope

God has sacked Pope John Paul II. The dismissal came soon after a 10-minute telephone conversation the two had.

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Funny story: Calls To 9-1-1 Now Offer Voice Mail Options

Calls To 9-1-1 Now Offer Voice Mail Options

Callers utilizing emergency telephone services such as 9-1-1 will no longer have immediate access to a live person, based on telephone company research indicating that callers are so accustomed to voice mail and e-mail that they become flustered and...

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Funny story: United Airlines Criticized for Marketing Practices.

United Airlines Criticized for Marketing Practices.

United Airlines have been criticized today for their recent "Visit Grandkids for $150 or less" telephone marketing campaign.

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Funny story: Don't Call Me, I'll Call You

Don't Call Me, I'll Call You

I shouldn’t have put my name on the National Do Not Call Registry. This morning, just as I was relaxing with my sixteenth cup of coffee, there was a knock at the door. I opened it up and there was a guy standing before me with two telephone receivers in his hand. “Can I help you?” I ask, a little taken aback. The fellow held up a finger, the first one, so don’t worry, and handed me one o...

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Funny story: Marconi - It Would Be Good If You Talked

Marconi - It Would Be Good If You Talked

Troubled communications giant Marconi today blamed its plight upon a lack of communication and apologised to shareholders after it was announced its share price had dropped below the value of a Sainsbury's Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle.

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