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Funny story: Twilight Trash Can Stuck at Customs in Oregon

Twilight Trash Can Stuck at Customs in Oregon

Twilight fans waiting for more source material on the fourth installment of the box office sensation will have to wait a little while longer. It appears that David Johnston of Legend Freeway fame and "the Twilight trash can" have been retained at th...

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Funny story: "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" scuttlebut

"Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" scuttlebut

WikiSquirts has new information about the casting for "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" and the status of the trash can from the "Oasis" rehearsal studio. First lets revisit the cast and crew as we know it so far: Producer - Carson Daly. "The Carse" acquires rights to the movie franchise with more than a little help from his mothers deep pockets. Then proceeds to completely change the winn...

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Funny story: It's official - the cast for "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" is set. According to Twilight Producer Carson Daly

It's official - the cast for "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" is set. According to Twilight Producer Carson Daly

Carson Daly has contacted WikiSquirts to be the exclusive source for his new movie "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" the fourth movie in the mega box office franchise. After WikSquirts broke the news on the source material for the upcoming movie Mr. Daly new it was just a matter of time before the entire lid would be blown off the secrets to the production, so he agreed to a conference call f...

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Funny story: 57 Year Old Man Castrated With Butter Knife by Angry, Enraged, Frustrated or Jealous???? Father.

57 Year Old Man Castrated With Butter Knife by Angry, Enraged, Frustrated or Jealous???? Father.

A 57 year old man was forcibly castrated, fully conscious, with an ordinary butter knife in Germany. A father with a daughter 17 years old, started dating a 57 year old man in her town. When her father caught wind of the torrid affair he went to t...

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Funny story: Gay Teenager Feels He May Be Turning Right-Wing

Gay Teenager Feels He May Be Turning Right-Wing

BIRMINGHAM - Robert Hedley, 15, is just like any other gay teen his age. However, lately, he feels different. "Oh..." he said. "It was horrible. I wanted to do things to other people. I felt wierd inside... I wanted to rip out my soul." Hedley,...

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Funny story: Teenagers Found on Island

Teenagers Found on Island

Starving teenagers have been found on a small island off the coast of New Zealand where they were wrecked in a gale. They had been living on coconuts for many days and were slowly starving. 'This is just what we need' declared Prince Philip from t...

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Funny story: Children demanding new names

Children demanding new names

Teenagers around the world are demanding to change their names from those given them by their parents. "My parents gave me a girl's name," explained one boy. "I lost count of the number of times I've been beaten up for being named Francis," he ple...

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Funny story: Teens In Booze Ticking Time Bomb

Teens In Booze Ticking Time Bomb

Shocking figures, released by the Daily Mail, have found that 36 under 18's are hospitalized daily as a result of binge drinking. The results were so shocking that they were almost left unreported as fears of sending people into shock was deemed e...

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Funny story: British Teens Say Mine Rescue Is 'Boring'

British Teens Say Mine Rescue Is 'Boring'

The rescue of the Chilean miners from their 700m prison by Chilean mining engineers may have gripped the world at large, but it appears that most British teens think that the whole thing is a crashing bore. Experts theorise that because the rescue...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Miranda Cosgrove To Star In The Kiddoes Channel Movie "The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires"

Justin Bieber and Miranda Cosgrove To Star In The Kiddoes Channel Movie "The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires"

HOLLYWOOD - The Kiddoes Channel has just announced that they will soon begin production on their new teen movie entitled The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires. Canadian teen singing sensation Justin Bieber will appear as young Count Alfred...

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Funny story: Fall From Grace

Fall From Grace

Attractive blonde photogenic 17 year-old Grace Ford - who fell 90ft from an apartment block in Majorca, has become the latest person to be injured while Defenestrating - the latest craze sweeping holiday resorts around the world. Defenestrating,...

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Funny story: Mom Becomes Daughter's BFF after Mistakenly Sending Her to Co-Ed Summer Camp

Mom Becomes Daughter's BFF after Mistakenly Sending Her to Co-Ed Summer Camp

Katherine (Kate) Doonswan woke up on Saturday morning, made herself a cup of coffee and decided to check her e-mails. When she saw that she had a message on her Facebook wall from her daughter Serena, who was away at summer camp, she was surprised. "...

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Funny story: Former Chiefs Of Staff Calling American Youth Too Fat Beaten Half To Death By Two Fat Teens

Former Chiefs Of Staff Calling American Youth Too Fat Beaten Half To Death By Two Fat Teens

After a recent report from two former Chiefs of Staff, retired Generals that American youths were becoming too fat to fight, both John Shalikashvili and Hugh Shelton had the shit beat out of them by two 300-pound 18-year-olds yesterday. Although t...

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Funny story: US teenagers too 'fat to fight'

US teenagers too 'fat to fight'

Two retired generals, John Shalikashvili and Hugh Shelton, have said that overweight American teenagers are the greatest threat to the nation's future security. "Some of our kids are so fat their only military use would be as something to roll dow...

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Funny story: Donna Gets Another Zit

Donna Gets Another Zit

Donna, the sophomore who wears bangs to cover up her zitty forehead, got another zit today, except this time it wasn't on her forehead as usual, it was on her butt! Horrified, the crafty teenager put some Nozema on her butt on Tuesday night. That...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown makes pre-teen pregnant

Gordon Brown makes pre-teen pregnant

Following the release of the latest annual increase in pre-teen and teenage pregnancies, Les Byon, spokeswoman for the Teenage Pregnancy Reduction Unit blamed Gordon Brown for the increase. "It's his fault.", Ms Byon said, "He got them pregnant.

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Funny story: New Tory Scheme For Teenage Workers

New Tory Scheme For Teenage Workers

The Conservatives have put forth a proposal to solve the problems many small businesses face when employing 'young adults', or teenagers as we used to call them. Many employers face huge financial losses when lazy, disinterested and bored young st...

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