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Funny story: IRA mourns King of Terror

IRA mourns King of Terror

Washington AC/DC - (Mary Jo Mess): Tributes are pouring in for top Capitol Hill piss artist Senator Edward Kennedy. The leading US apologist for IRA terror and associated Opus Dei child sex cover-ups finally croaked today a fortnight after his da...

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Funny story: Camelot is Dead - or is it?

Camelot is Dead - or is it?

Just in, with the recent death of long standing Senator Edward Moore "Teddy" Kennedy (Dem) of Massachusetts, Camelot will live on. It has come to this reporters attention through sources close to the family that Kennedy himself has it in place wh...

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy Diagnosed With Cranial-Rectal Inversion

Ted Kennedy Diagnosed With Cranial-Rectal Inversion

Senator Edward "Ted" Kennedy, in treatment at a Boston Hospital for multiple health issues, has been diagnosed with another ailment. Doctors announced today that the brother of the late President JFK has Cranial-Rectal Inversion. When asked if th...

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Funny story: Jackie Kennedy Bedded Rock Hudson

Jackie Kennedy Bedded Rock Hudson

Just months after President John F. Kennedy was gunned down in Dallas in 1963, his widow Jackie shared one night of unbridled passion with movie star Rock Hudson. That's the shocking disclosure in a new book, "Jackie's Secrets". According to the...

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Funny story: Massive Horde of Reporters Growing Impatient as Ted Kennedy Just Won't Die

Massive Horde of Reporters Growing Impatient as Ted Kennedy Just Won't Die

Cape Cod, Mass. -- Pumped from a recent rash of high profile deaths, reporters the world over eagerly anticipate the next high profile casualty, the almost dead, but not quite yet, Senator Ted Kennedy. Even so, the recent deaths of Farah Fawcett,...

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Funny story: New Postman Delivers Shock For Pope

New Postman Delivers Shock For Pope

A new Postman delivered a shocking letter to the Pope this morning. Barry Obama has been in the job for only a couple of months. This morning was the first time he had any mail for the Holy Father. The letter is thought to come from Ted K, the las...

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Funny story: Obama Delivers Letter From Kennedy To Pope

Obama Delivers Letter From Kennedy To Pope

President Obama donned a postman's uniform and cycled to the Vatican today to deliver a private letter from Teddy Kennedy to the Pope. The letter was so private that only a few closely trusted aides and newspaper editors were informed of the contents. It read as follows: Dear Holy Father, I am suffering from an incurable illness and I don't want to burn in hell. I wish to repent for...

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Funny story: Senator Ensign Apologises to US Congressional Adulterers' Club

Senator Ensign Apologises to US Congressional Adulterers' Club

Senator John Ensign who has made a self-righteous career of denouncing colleagues' sexual sins, made his own big boo boo with a family friend and campaign follower. Ensign appeared before the US Congressional Adulterers' Club to submit his confession...

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Funny story: OMFFG! Senator Ted Kennedy is Vanessa George Bush's father

OMFFG! Senator Ted Kennedy is Vanessa George Bush's father

Washington AC/DC - (Lurid Cold Whore Ass Mess): Democrat Father of the House and drunken lying cheating Opus Dei-fellating scumbag Senator Ted Kennedy has tested DNA positive for the paternity of top UK hate figure Vanessa George Bush. Bush, 39, h...

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy Gives Alcoholic Dog to the First Family

Ted Kennedy Gives Alcoholic Dog to the First Family

Bo the new black dawg in the White House reportedly kept the first black family awake for most of his first week in his new home. The Obamas tried blanket wrapped alarm clocks, a rocking cradle that belonged to Caroline Kennedy's pony and a list...

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Funny story: Sen Ted Kennedy gifts Obamas Portuguese Wart Hog pet

Sen Ted Kennedy gifts Obamas Portuguese Wart Hog pet

Washington AC/DC - (Porcine Ass Mess): After an absence of some 20 years the White House is to get its very own swinish resident once again following reports that Sen Edward Kennedy has given the Obama family one of his very own Portuguese Wart Hogs...

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy knighthood for JFK/RFK RIP whitewash

Ted Kennedy knighthood for JFK/RFK RIP whitewash

Washington AC/DC - (Mary Jo Kopechne Ass Mess): Top IRA apologist and Kennedy brothers' assassination cover-up specialist Sen Ted Kennedy is to get a UK knighthood. A lifetime's dedication to forked tongue activities will see the wily old alkie re...

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy Knighted

Ted Kennedy Knighted

It has been confirmed today that Ted Kennedy is to be knighted for services to car driving. In a controversial move Gordon Broon confirmed that the US senator was to be made a nit of the British Empire. The award will be bestowed upon Kennedy duri...

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Funny story: Senator Bunning Suffering from "Bad Mouth"

Senator Bunning Suffering from "Bad Mouth"

Senator Jim Bunning had a mean fastball as an All Star Major League pitcher but last week he showed a mean streak. Archconservative Bunning thought it was a good idea to announce in a speech that Supreme Court liberal Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has...

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Funny story: Mandatory Drug Testing Stuns Capitol Hill

Mandatory Drug Testing Stuns Capitol Hill

Washington DC-- Senators and congressional leaders from both sides of the aisle were stunned by an executive order requiring mandatory drug testing. President Obama signed the order at midnight and by dawn an army of drug testers wearing yellow rain...

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Funny story: Billions turn to TheSpoof.com as Wikipedia slated for Sen Robert Byrd & Edward Kennedy death notices

Billions turn to TheSpoof.com as Wikipedia slated for Sen Robert Byrd & Edward Kennedy death notices

Cyberspace - (Daily Ass Mess): Online information resource Wikipedia has been relegated to also-ran status after billions of canny net surfers turned to cutting edge website The Spoof! following recent controversy over obituaries of two well known US...

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Funny story: Samurai Senator Corker of TennaNissanasee Tried to Stop Up the Toxic Ash Tsunami

Samurai Senator Corker of TennaNissanasee Tried to Stop Up the Toxic Ash Tsunami

Corker who represents the Asian business interest in TennaNissanasee said that he was the first one to recognize the impending ash tsunami threatening the Asian car factories and the investments of his Japanese constituents: " That's why thoug...

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