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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Caught Ogling Lady Gaga's Crotch Region

Taylor Lautner Caught Ogling Lady Gaga's Crotch Region

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Lady Gaga performed to her 97th straight sold-out crowd. This time she was at The Cowboy Britches Auditorium in the state of Wyoming home of free roaming buffaloes, dysfunctional black bears, and confused flamingos. The Gree...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart Extremely Upset!

Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart Extremely Upset!

What would upset Robert Pattinson so much that he would not talk to anyone even over the telephone last week? Apparently it was the same news that is not very popular with Taylor Lautner or Kristen Stewart either. Their movie "Twilight: Eclipse...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Claims Five-Vehicle Wreck Wasn't His Fault

Robert Pattinson Claims Five-Vehicle Wreck Wasn't His Fault

Robert Pattinson's press agent told reporters this morning that the five-car wreck earlier in the week was not his fault. "I know you guys. You take a one-word statement of facts and build a story on it. Then it's all over the tabloids for two wee...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner: Justin Bieber is a Spoiled Brat!

Taylor Lautner: Justin Bieber is a Spoiled Brat!

"The kid has talent but he needs to grow up!" Actor Taylor Lautner told our reporter and a few others yesterday that he thinks that Justin Bieber acts more like a ten year old and that he thinks he's a spoiled brat. "This has nothing to do with...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner Trapped In Celebrity Hell

Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner Trapped In Celebrity Hell

Plastic-fantastic flirtilicious floozy Heidi Montag had a series of seismic shocks yesterday, writes Napoleon Crippen, Poisonous Brainrot and Egomania Correspondent. Hilariously-humpable Heidi, who hails from Butt, Idaho, was hard at work flashing...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Confesses That She'd Like To Have A Menage-A-Trois With Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner

Heidi Montag Confesses That She'd Like To Have A Menage-A-Trois With Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner

SAN FRANCISCO - Heidi Montag was having dinner at the famed Sardine Sally's Fish Diner on Fisherman's Wharf when she was approached by Evelyn Tammy Quillhoop, a reporter for The Left Coast Mirror Magazine. Quillhoop asked Montag if the rumor about...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Seen Skating After Taylor Lautner on Slick NYC Streets

Adam Lambert Seen Skating After Taylor Lautner on Slick NYC Streets

While ABC's Robin Roberts was busy trying to show the American public exactly how bad the conditions are with the almost blizzard-like snow and ice pile-up in New York City, careful viewers caught a glimpse of Taylor Launter trying to flee from Adam...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Lily Collins Seen French Kissing In L.A.'s Trendy Cafe La French Fry

Taylor Lautner and Lily Collins Seen French Kissing In L.A.'s Trendy Cafe La French Fry

WEST HOLLYWOOD - According to unnamed sources the co-stars of the film Abduction, Taylor Lautner and Lily Collins were spotted at the famed Cafe La French Fry where the couple was French kissing between taking bites of their order of Deluxe French Fr...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Caught Playing 'Tonsil Hockey' With Lady Gaga Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Taylor Lautner Caught Playing 'Tonsil Hockey' With Lady Gaga Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - According to reports published in The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News Taylor Lautner and Lady Gaga spent a sunny afternoon on the sandy beach engaging in a friendly, erotic game of 'Tonsil Hockey.' Lautner was dressed in a...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Denies Being In Rehab, Admits He Sees 'Shrink' On Regular Basis

Taylor Lautner Denies Being In Rehab, Admits He Sees 'Shrink' On Regular Basis

Actor Taylor Lautner has denied that he has been in a rehab for the past two days. "You guys always get everything bass-ackwards ", he told reporters. "I have never been at any rehab although I have seen a psychiatrist on a regular basis but that...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner To Play Female Voice Role In New Film!

Taylor Lautner To Play Female Voice Role In New Film!

One thing you can say about young Taylor Lautner, he loves a challenge. There's a new Disney movie coming out next Spring and the lead female role will be voiced by Taylor Lautner. Of all the guys that might do the role, you might think it would b...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Sends Taylor Lautner Copy Of His Scanner Photo!

Adam Lambert Sends Taylor Lautner Copy Of His Scanner Photo!

The latest in the Adam Lambert/Taylor Lautner story is that Adam has recently sent a copy of his scanner photo to Lautner, who has finished filming his last scene as a werewolf in Twilight. Lambert and his latest friend, Gym Laswell were asked at...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Joins David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, In New X-Files Movie

Taylor Lautner Joins David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, In New X-Files Movie

Landscape Inc. stated Wednesday evening that there is a new X-Files movie in the works that will have the original couple, David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson in the same roles as the series and movies but in "updated" positions with the FBI. Howe...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson To Star In The Movie, "The Pat Down Dudes Of LAX"

Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson To Star In The Movie, "The Pat Down Dudes Of LAX"

LOS ANGELES - Cripple Creek Pictures in association with Lions Face Films and the G-Spot Motion Picture Company has just announced that they will soon begin production on the Transportation Security Administration themed film The Pat Down Dudes of LA...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Confesses He's Fallen For Lily Collins

Taylor Lautner Confesses He's Fallen For Lily Collins

LOS ANGELES - Taylor Lautner the star of the Twilight series of movies has reportedly confided to his chauffeur Pettigrew "Zoom Zoom" Candlechip that he has fallen head-over-heels for Lily Collins. The 18-year-old Lautner said that unlike his most...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner/Taylor Swift Out-Cute Robert Pattinson/Kristen! In Contest!

Taylor Lautner/Taylor Swift Out-Cute Robert Pattinson/Kristen! In Contest!

In a new survey by six combined (Ages 14-24) popular magazines, the team of Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift received more votes than Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart who were a little miffed by the results! "I have nothing against either the T...

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Funny story: Round Two: Twilight Movie Delayed As Pattinson, Taylor Show Up With Black Eyes

Round Two: Twilight Movie Delayed As Pattinson, Taylor Show Up With Black Eyes

Guess that the Pattinson/Lautner war is still going on. As previously reported, the two are upset over a telephone call from Kristen Stewart to Pattinson with lots of sexy talk being accidentally (at least at first) overherard by Lautner. Accor...

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