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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Disses Chris Brown - Says He Needs To Get Him A Tattoo With An "L" For Loser

Oprah Winfrey Disses Chris Brown - Says He Needs To Get Him A Tattoo With An "L" For Loser

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna is furious that her ex-hip hop boyfriend Chris Brown recently told Oprah Winfrey that he knows that he and Rihanna will get back together in 2014. Winfrey replied that she did not think so. Brown angrily yelled out that it...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos

Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of The Vampire Diaries were recently spotted together at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Hollywood. The two were acting like lovebirds as Nina hand-fed Ian cashew nuts while he rubbed his left hand...

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Funny story: Does Taylor Swift Have Any Tattoos?

Does Taylor Swift Have Any Tattoos?

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden recently said at a White House state dinner honoring the president of Guatemala, Pancho Ensalada that it is getting harder and harder for the youth of America to find nice, good, wholesome role models. H...

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Funny story: Rihanna Draws The Line At The Clitoral Tattoo

Rihanna Draws The Line At The Clitoral Tattoo

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Rihanna loves nothing better than to show off her numerous tattoos to not only her close friends but to mere acquaintances as well. She has said that she feels like her body is merely an easel and her tattoo artist is the legendar...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart's Smirk Has Suddenly Turned Into A Smile

Kristen Stewart's Smirk Has Suddenly Turned Into A Smile

VENICE BEACH, California - Close friends of Kristen Stewart are overjoyed to say that the Twilight Saga actress has done a complete about face mood wise. Kristen and former boyfriend Rob Pattinson were recenlty spotted at the world famous La Brea...

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Funny story: Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown Taken Into Custody

Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown Taken Into Custody

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Chris Brown, the rap artist that the Tea Bag Party refers to as Chrissy "Beater" Brown is up to his old belligerent antics once again. According to Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magazine Brown was in a quasi gay club name...

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Funny story: The U.S. Army Is Getting Extremely Strict Regarding Tattoos

The U.S. Army Is Getting Extremely Strict Regarding Tattoos

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reports coming out of the U.S. Department of The Army state that the military branch will soon be coming out with new guidelines regarding ink art or tattooing as it is commonly called. The Secretary of The Army Johnny McHugh is...

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Funny story: Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says Justin Bieber Needs To Be Deported To Canada

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says Justin Bieber Needs To Be Deported To Canada

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff in The United States, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio recently told a group of law enforcement officers that little Justin Bieber needs to be sent back home to Canada. Sheriff Arpaio, 81, said tha...

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Funny story: A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Anthony Weiner

A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Anthony Weiner

Anthony Weiner has probably provided more jokes for all of the late night talk shows than anyone or anything else this year. There is not a man, woman, or child who has not uttered the name Anthony Weiner at least once. And the Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has stated that Jay Leno has said the word Weiner more than anyone else in America. As of September 6, Jay Leno has said the infamou...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole channels 'I Never Promised You A Rose Garden' butt tattoo

Cheryl Cole channels 'I Never Promised You A Rose Garden' butt tattoo

Hesperia, California - Debuting the stunning floral butt motif this weekend recording artist Cheryl Cole said it would feature on the front of her forthcoming 'Bed Of Roses' 70s tribute album, to be released next month. The swirls of scarlet petal...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Starting To Give Kat Von D and Jesse James Some Serious Competition in The Tattoo Department

Justin Bieber Starting To Give Kat Von D and Jesse James Some Serious Competition in The Tattoo Department

CHICAGO - Justin Bieber says he is doing his level best to try and stay out of trouble but that's kinda like Kirstie Alley saying she is going to cut back on her cookies consumption. Bieber who appears to be trying so hard to become one of the "Bi...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Dissed By Friends For Getting Back Together With John Mayer

Katy Perry Dissed By Friends For Getting Back Together With John Mayer

VENICE BEACH - According to several of Katy Perry's close friends the "I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Singer" needs to make an appointment with a therapist. Perry has decided to get back together with John Mayer, the man who has already broken her...

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Funny story: Reading the Tattoos of Aaron Hernandez

Reading the Tattoos of Aaron Hernandez

Egyptologists have been brought into the Bristol County Jail to read the complex mishmash of tattoos on Aaron Hernandez. Apparently the initial reading of the ink spots all over his arms, chest, back, and hidden areas, are provocative and perhaps...

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Funny story: Kat Von D Dumps Another Fiancé

Kat Von D Dumps Another Fiancé

SAN FRANCISCO - One of America's most tattooed females, Kat Von D, has just announced that she has tossed fiancé DJ Deadmaug5 to the celebrity curb. The 31-year-old Von D, who almost has as many tattoos as her former ex-future fiancé Jesse "Messy"...

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Funny story: The Very Sexy Heidi Klum Says Tattoo Removal Is A Real Bitch!

The Very Sexy Heidi Klum Says Tattoo Removal Is A Real Bitch!

HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Klum, one of the judges on America's Got Talent, has learned a very valuable lesson - marriages might not be forever but tattoos are, or at least until one spends lots of money and goes through a lot of needless pain to get them rem...

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Funny story: Madonna Comments On Her Alleged Charlie Sheen Bikini Line Tattoo

Madonna Comments On Her Alleged Charlie Sheen Bikini Line Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna is certainly one individual who has been around the block a few times so she is definitely no stranger to the world of rumors. She was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors about the story circulating around that she has a...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Confesses A Secret Crush and An Intimate Tattoo

Britney Spears Confesses A Secret Crush and An Intimate Tattoo

VENICE BEACH - Britney Spears paid a visit to the world famous Bong Bong Tattoo Parlor. She spoke with the owner Bong Bong and asked about getting a certain tattoo, removed from the most intimate part of her entire body. Bong Bong smiled and to...

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