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Funny story: Afghanistan Tactical Shift

Afghanistan Tactical Shift

British defence secretary Philip Hammond has said there will be no change in the current Afghanistan military strategy. Back and to the Left news finds this a little strange as when we do something wrong multiple times we change our tactics. The difference is if we do something wrong it doesn't cost the arms, legs and lives of people. "Our tactics in Afghanistan are spot on and I defy anybo...

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Funny story: I'm someone special - Obama still tops with Cameron

I'm someone special - Obama still tops with Cameron

David Cameron has surprised and excited Barack Obama with his latest hit 'I'm Someone Special', currently running at 598 in the latest pop charts. This at the outset of a visit that will change the world from the terrible mess it has become to a...

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Funny story: US soldiers did not pee on the Taliban, it was just a wee drop!

US soldiers did not pee on the Taliban, it was just a wee drop!

The shocking video of US soldiers peeing on the corpses of their Taliban enemies is a fix! The GI's admit to having a pee, but it was just a wee pee and not a "proper wee wee". At the time of the video being filmed they had had nothing to drink f...

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Funny story: The Reason Why The Statue of Libety Is Being Moved From New York City To Washington D.C.

The Reason Why The Statue of Libety Is Being Moved From New York City To Washington D.C.

NEW YORK CITY - Mayor Bloomberg is pretty upset at a text message that he has just received from Vice-President Joe Biden. The vice-president has informed the mayor that the Federal Historical Department, which is headed by Biden, has just voted 4...

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Funny story: Taliban set to sue French makers of breast implants

Taliban set to sue French makers of breast implants

The makers of breast implants said to be causing concern amongst users because it is alleged they leak silicone, now have a totally new headache to contend with in the form of cuddly terrorist organisation the Taliban. Speaking from a cave outside...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter "solves" Stephen Lawrence murder case

Sepp Blatter "solves" Stephen Lawrence murder case

FIFA president Sepp Blatter has been credited with solving the long-running Stephen Lawrence murder case after a gang of white racists agreed to shake hands with the parents of Stephen Lawrence. "I don't know why we didn't think of this sooner," s...

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Funny story: Lions Face Films Cancels The Rob Pattinson - Taylor Lautner Movie 'The Amazing Secrets Of The Taliban' Due To Extreme Pressure From The Taliban

Lions Face Films Cancels The Rob Pattinson - Taylor Lautner Movie 'The Amazing Secrets Of The Taliban' Due To Extreme Pressure From The Taliban

LOS ANGELES - A spokesman representing Lions Face Films has informed the motion picture industry that production on The Amazing Secrets of The Taliban movie has been cancelled. Cleveland Clackerwitz a high ranking executive with Lions Face informe...

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Funny story: US Holds $800m in Pakistani Military Aid; 25,000 NY Cab Drivers Bring City to Standstill in Protest!

US Holds $800m in Pakistani Military Aid; 25,000 NY Cab Drivers Bring City to Standstill in Protest!

In a massive retaliation to the US government withholding $800m in military aid to Pakistan, NYC cabdrivers staged a noon day walkout leaving the city snarled in a massive traffic jam. The increased traffic threatened to shut down Wall Street and cau...

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Funny story: Bin Laden: "Please Look After This Terrorist"

Bin Laden: "Please Look After This Terrorist"

London- Although we're pretty sure he had never been to Paddington Station, "public enemy number one", Osama Bin Laden, seemed to have a lot in common with Britain's number one bear, Paddington Brown, a just released report on the Taliban leader's de...

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Funny story: CIA Secret Operation "Xbox 360 Fever" Underway to Topple Taliban

CIA Secret Operation "Xbox 360 Fever" Underway to Topple Taliban

The CIA is mum on a new secret operation designed to take the Taliban out once and for all. The concept of Operation "Xbox 360 Fever" is based on this country's own experience with realistic computer games. "It is mainly aimed at the male soldiers wh...

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Funny story: Mobile Phones Linked To Brain Damage: Bad News For Al-Queda

Mobile Phones Linked To Brain Damage: Bad News For Al-Queda

Recent reports into the effects of using a mobile phone on the brain were welcomed throughout the world community yesterday. Although slow to admit it, most major mobile phone giants have accepted there is a risk of brain dysfunction over middle...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda, Taliban Change Minds

Al-Qaeda, Taliban Change Minds

KABUL & BAGDAD - Al-Qaeda, the terrorist people, have announced that they will not attack the US, UK or Europe at any time in the future. "We now realise that there is more to life," said Bin-Laden, "We say we fighting for our Afghan brothers...

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Funny story: Taliban vows to "Take a couple days off" near end of December

Taliban vows to "Take a couple days off" near end of December

The Taliban has announced that it will take "a couple of days off" near the end of December. Habib Al Roofi, the local spokesman for the "Hairy Ones", local Chapter of the Taliban, told our reporter on Tuesday that the days off are a "personal and...

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Funny story: Obama assures US troops they are winning war against Taliban

Obama assures US troops they are winning war against Taliban

Barack Obama made a surprise flying visit to Afghanistan and assured cheering US troops they are winning the war against the Taliban, but warned of "difficult days ahead". How he knows this is beyond most people in the civilized world. Every time a soldier dies, other than a member of the Taliban.....we lose. Give all the politicians who send the troops to Afghanistan, a uniform and send th...

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Funny story: Taliban Impostor Scams US Out of $$$$Millions!

Taliban Impostor Scams US Out of $$$$Millions!

Crack Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and top CIA officials are still trying to sort out how they were scammed out of millions by an impostor who claimed he was a top Taliban Leader willing to negotiate an Afghan Peace Treaty. A man identifyin...

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Funny story: Paul Stretford Sends Roo Off to Helmut in New PR Campaign to "Kick a Tali for Old Trafford" in Knighthood Quest!

Paul Stretford Sends Roo Off to Helmut in New PR Campaign to "Kick a Tali for Old Trafford" in Knighthood Quest!

In yet another masterful PR stroke of genius, Wayne Rooney's Agent, Paul Stretford, claims Roo has forgone his $150k birthday bash, and is off to Helmut Province via Dubai 'to kick a Tali for Old Trafford' in an effort to quell a public outcry over...

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Funny story: Pakistan will fight Taliban but need another $2bn

Pakistan will fight Taliban but need another $2bn

The Pakistani government have agreed to launch an all out attack on the Taliban camped in their own back yard, provided the Americans pay another $2bn in aid. This is in addition to the $7.5bn already on its way to Pakistan for the continued fight...

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