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Funny story: Jack Kevorkian joins War on Terror; Opens Hotline for Depressed Suicide Bombers

Jack Kevorkian joins War on Terror; Opens Hotline for Depressed Suicide Bombers

Phoenix, Arizona - No longer an advocate of assisted suicide, Dr. Jack Kevorkian announced that he has opened up a suicide prevention hotline in the Middle East and Iraq for depressed suicide bombers. It is his hope that suicide bombers will call in...

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Funny story: Dead Suicide Bomber Angry Over Lack of Virgins in Heaven

Dead Suicide Bomber Angry Over Lack of Virgins in Heaven

Muhammed Yabba Dabbadu speaking from heaven through an unidentified Muslim Cleric complained bitterly about the lack of virgins he found in heaven after blowing himself up.

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Funny story: Bush: Death Penalty for Suicidal Killers

Bush: Death Penalty for Suicidal Killers

The Bush administration announced today that the President has submitted legislation to Congress making it a federal crime to commit suicide after killing others.

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Funny story: Al Qaeda and Sunni into Row over Global Warming

Al Qaeda and Sunni into Row over Global Warming

Baghdad, Iraq - Factional fighting broke out between Al Qaeda terrorists and Sunni militants resulting in the possible death of Al Qaeda leader, Adu Ayyub al-Masri, today; all in an apparent dispute over global warming, claim Sunni tribal fighters.

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Funny story: Terrorist Kills No One and Wounds No One In Daring Rubber Band Shooting Rampage

Terrorist Kills No One and Wounds No One In Daring Rubber Band Shooting Rampage

New York City - The hapless terrorist, Al Spankma Salami, once again showed the world how inept he was after viciously attacking a Star Trek convention with rubber bands.

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Funny story: Britney Spears shaken but unhurt after failed suicide bomber attack

Britney Spears shaken but unhurt after failed suicide bomber attack

The tortuous melodrama that has become the life of pop icon Britney Spears took an even more bizarre turn on Thursday when the beleaguered singer emerged from a California psychiatric hospital and was immediately targeted by a suicide bomber.

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Funny story: Suspected Bum Bomber arrested

Suspected Bum Bomber arrested

An Iraqi air passenger was detained at Los Angeles International Airport yesterday when he was discovered to have a magnet inserted up his rectum. Suspicion was first aroused when was seen standing in the boarding queue with a chain of paper clips da...

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Funny story: Suicide Bomber Cancels Mission After Stubbing Toe

Suicide Bomber Cancels Mission After Stubbing Toe

Baghdad - A would-be suicide bomber cancelled his deadly mission yesterday after stubbing his toe on a curb just outside the hotel he was assigned to destroy.

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Funny story: Al-Queda suicide bomber pulls wrong cord in port-a-loo

Al-Queda suicide bomber pulls wrong cord in port-a-loo

This was the dramatic moment when would-be assassin, Abu leeve N'luv, met his maker. The hapless suicide bomber was caught short on his way to bomb No. 10 and popped into a nearby port-a-loo to spend a penny.

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Funny story: Stupid Terrorist Flies Hang-Glider Into Side Of Building - "He fluttered to earth like a dead butterfly!" Say Witnesses

Stupid Terrorist Flies Hang-Glider Into Side Of Building - "He fluttered to earth like a dead butterfly!" Say Witnesses

New York City - Witnesses here stared in curiosity today as a man on a hang-glider smashed into the side of a New York City skyscraper, wounding one and killing one. Both of them him.

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Funny story: Insurgents Target Bombers in Iraq Confusion

Insurgents Target Bombers in Iraq Confusion

In the bloodiest attack in weeks, a pair of suicide bombers blew up another pair of suicide bombers in what is being described as a bizarre twist in the ongoing war in Iraq.

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Funny story: Religious Ruling sets back Suicide Bombers

Religious Ruling sets back Suicide Bombers

Dissociated Press -- In a major setback for suicide bombers, the Imam of the Cleveland mosque today issued a fatwa, or religious ruling, stating that suicide bombers must carry a current driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance if t...

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Funny story: Suicide Bombers Causing Virgin Shortage in Paradise

Suicide Bombers Causing Virgin Shortage in Paradise

PARADISE - Officials in Paradise are confirming a serious shortage of virgins during the past six months. "This is the first time anyone here can remember such a shortfall in the availability of virgins. Many people are quick to blame the large numb...

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Funny story: Israelibus Introduces Suicide Saver Ticket

Israelibus Introduces Suicide Saver Ticket

Israeli bus company officials today unveiled their new 'Suicide Saver' ticket that promises significant savings on the cost of a standard return fare. The tickets, which may be purchased on the day of travel at any Hamas explosives outlet, are the la...

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