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Funny story: Mohamed Osman Mohamud Possibly Stupidists Human Being On Earth

Mohamed Osman Mohamud Possibly Stupidists Human Being On Earth

Mohamed Osman Mohamud, was arrested Friday for attempting to detonate a fake van bomb at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony in Oregan. Mohamud had been under surveillance for 5 months by the FBI when the government was tipped off that he intended...

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Funny story: Stupid Person Attacked by Wild Otter

Stupid Person Attacked by Wild Otter

A stupid boy was attacked by an otter yesterday. The youth was capturing the cute little otter on his cell phone when all hell broke loose. The otter was sunning himself on the grass when the boy approached saying, "oh, look at the cute little o...

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Funny story: Karl Pilkington To Do 'An Idiot Abroad 2' ? - Internet Campaign Begins

Karl Pilkington To Do 'An Idiot Abroad 2' ? - Internet Campaign Begins

Ricky Gervais wants Karl Pilkington to make another series of 'An Idiot Abroad' after the runaway success of Pilkington's first series. In that series, Pilkington - a grumpy Mancunian who hates travelling - visted the seven wonders of the world, a...

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Funny story: And The Winner Is: Stupid

And The Winner Is: Stupid

When did stupid become okay? It use to mean extra homework or study hall. It certainly didn't mean you'd become class president. Now stupid seems like a badge of honor. Stupid is okay baggage to carry on your way to becoming a senator, congressman, g...

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Funny story: Man Opens ATM with Can Opener, Steals ATM, Leaves Cash

Man Opens ATM with Can Opener, Steals ATM, Leaves Cash

A Wisconsin man opened up a local bank's ATM with a can opener, pulled out the cash and put it on the ground and then rode away with the ATM on the back of his pickup truck. "I was shocked when I saw it on the security video", said the bank manage...

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Funny story: Media horrified over speculation that Pastor may do something perfectly legal despite him saying he will not

Media horrified over speculation that Pastor may do something perfectly legal despite him saying he will not

The world's media reacted in outrage today as Reverend Terry Jones said he would not burn a Koran. In a statement made under police protection, he told shocked reporters he also had no intention of killing children or raping blacks. Immediately...

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Funny story: Scarborough, Whitby and N. Yorkshire Councils, successfully rewarded with 'Jobsworth Achievements Citation'.

Scarborough, Whitby and N. Yorkshire Councils, successfully rewarded with 'Jobsworth Achievements Citation'.

Pannetts Park in Whitby, North Yorkshire: Jobsworth Park Officer approaches an eight month pregnant lady and her 3 year old son, to tell her about a by-law that her young son's bicycle stabilisers were a health and safety hazard. The Jobsworth Pa...

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Funny story: Study Reveals Idiots are to Idiocracy what Stupid People are to Stupidty

Study Reveals Idiots are to Idiocracy what Stupid People are to Stupidty

Results from a recent study, done by Bob Hoskins University, has revealed that idiots are not necessary stupid, they are just idiotic. BHU was doing a study on stupid people and decided that idiots were so close to stupid, that they expanded their...

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Funny story: Study Reveales, Some People Are Plane Stupid

Study Reveales, Some People Are Plane Stupid

You always hear, that everyone has potential. Everyone thinks, everyone else, can become more than they are now. People like to think the entire population, is out to better it's self. A study by, Bob Hoskins Medical Institute, has revealed that...

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Funny story: When Dumb Actors Say Dumb Stuff: The Elisabeth Rohm Story

When Dumb Actors Say Dumb Stuff: The Elisabeth Rohm Story

For 37 year-old German-born actress Elisabeth Röhm, her mercurial transformation from her role as Dorf on "One Life To Live", to believable turns as a police detective (Kate Lockey on "Angel") and as an A.D.A. (Serena Southerlyn in "Law & Order")...

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Funny story: Gardener Criticised for Grenade Stupidity

Gardener Criticised for Grenade Stupidity

Geordie pensioner, Herbert Azalea, has long been a proud gardener. Even losing four of his, "green fingers" in a lawnmower accident back in the 70's hasn't stopped him taking to the garden every summer to prune his rosebushes. Last week whilst at...

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Funny story: Scientist unveils 'Stupid Pill'

Scientist unveils 'Stupid Pill'

Phoenix Joe was privileged to attend a news conference held at top London hotel and sponsored by leading drug companies where Dr Jonathon Livingstone-Foreskin presented a new 'Stupid Pill' he has developed. The Dr began by explaining "as society...

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Funny story: Man runs over neighbor child with riding lawn mower

Man runs over neighbor child with riding lawn mower

The sleepy little suburb of Shadyville was shaken early Sunday when Donough Whut, 42, was taken into custody on charges of running over a two-year-old child with a lawn mower. "What's the big deal?" he said. "I was mowing my lawn, giving my aweso...

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Funny story: Dumb-ass Texans WR Outsmarts Himself Out Of $20 Million

Dumb-ass Texans WR Outsmarts Himself Out Of $20 Million

A truth: A lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client. Knucklehead jock Andre Johnson has fu-ked himself out of $20 million, all because he represented himself during contract negotiations. See, Johnson represented himself when he sign...

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Funny story: Gary Coleman's Ex: She's not just smart, she's K-Mart smart.

Gary Coleman's Ex: She's not just smart, she's K-Mart smart.

Gary Coleman's moronic ex-wife, Shannon Price, says she pulled the plug on his life support to avoid "a Muhammad Ali situation" In an interview with TMZ shot the day after he died, the red-headed dimwit explained how a brain hemmorhage would've t...

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Funny story: Scientists devise algorithm to detect stupidity

Scientists devise algorithm to detect stupidity

A computer algorithm capable of identifying stupidity has been developed by Israeli researchers. The researchers analysed 666,000 Amazon and eBay reviews, people in line at the DMV, political candidates and several other sources of high-quotient...

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Funny story: Being Stupid Hurts Your Brain: Studies link dumb thinking with declining mental faculties

Being Stupid Hurts Your Brain: Studies link dumb thinking with declining mental faculties

Being stupid could make you lose your mind, recent research suggests. One recent long-term study found that really dumb people experience a much more pronounced and rapid decline in brain functions, writes Ima Smartie at the New York Times. Another f...

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