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Funny story: Treasury baulk at 'Rent-a-Mob' costs

Treasury baulk at 'Rent-a-Mob' costs

The treasury today told David Cameron, according to inside sources, that they could no longer fund the 'Rent-a-mobs' that the government hire to create violence at peaceful demonstrations to undermine the protesters' causes. This follows three lar...

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Funny story: Parliament Under Siege

Parliament Under Siege

As MP's decided to go home after the day at the office, where they had clobbered the university education of the country, the escape route was closed by people who were underwhelmed by their decision. 'You're in for an all night sitting' explained...

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Funny story: London's Burning

London's Burning

In the words of the late and much lamented Joe Strummer, of The Clash: London's burning. Violence flared around Parliament Square as students protesting against increases in tuition fees were met by police officers, who elected to respond by hitti...

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Funny story: Student Marcher Calls Sky News Reporter 'Wanker!' Live On Air

Student Marcher Calls Sky News Reporter 'Wanker!' Live On Air

Sky News anchor, Anna Botting was visibly shaken on live TV last night as student demonstrators, protesting at the Lib-Dem cop out on education fees, were heard calling Sky News reporter, Jeremy Bender, a 'Wanker' live on air from Trafalgar Square.

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Funny story: Clegg in the Wilderness

Clegg in the Wilderness

One hundred Liberal Democrat activists have suggested to their leader Nick Clegg that the party will be back 'in the political wilderness' if they do not oppose the proposed rise in student fees. However there were few signs today that Clegg will...

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Funny story: Police Chief Concludes Negotiations with Fake Student Leader

Police Chief Concludes Negotiations with Fake Student Leader

Constable Paul Stephenson, recently demoted from his his position a the Met Police Chief, had concluded a pact with a fake student leader so that demonstrations against student fees would not get out of hand. If was revealed today by Wikileaks, de...

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Funny story: Psychic Police commissioner predicts more student disorder

Psychic Police commissioner predicts more student disorder

Psychic Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson has said he expects more student disorder on our streets but is refusing to give the exact location of where they will occur. He says this is to ensure 'terror tourists' with no interest...

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Funny story: Police Encourage Students to be more Radical

Police Encourage Students to be more Radical

In an attempt to further the education of students the Police have put into force their latest plan to make more students more radical. By putting the students in a kettle and lighting the flame below it the young people get hot feet and begin to...

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Funny story: Shock Reason Why Ed Miliband is The Right Man For These Chaotic Times

Shock Reason Why Ed Miliband is The Right Man For These Chaotic Times

The reason why Ed Miliband is the correct man for the job of saving our Country has been revealed by a very interesting source... and its a shocker. The source is based right within the Union of Superheroes and is believed to be called Peter Par...

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Funny story: A Return To Tory Values Sparks Violence On The Streets Of Britain - What A Surprise!

A Return To Tory Values Sparks Violence On The Streets Of Britain - What A Surprise!

It would appear that certain individuals pay no heed whatsoever to lessons which should have been learned long ago. As yesterday's student protest marches erupted in violence in a number of cities, tired critics of Conservative policy could only s...

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Funny story: Brit students hold violent protests, the "good life" is becoming too expensive!

Brit students hold violent protests, the "good life" is becoming too expensive!

UK students up and down the country have been holding protests against the raising of student fees. The protests in London have turned violent and there were many injuries. The reason for these protests is the UK government are raising the fees...

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Funny story: Student Protestors arrested

Student Protestors arrested

It was hardly Tianaman Square, but as the police had vowed to arrest anyone who committed a crime, as opposed to their usual approach which is to arrest anyone who commits a crime, the ringleaders for the Student Riots at Tory headquarters in London...

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Funny story: Tory HQ is now rubble; is Bucky Palace next?

Tory HQ is now rubble; is Bucky Palace next?

12 Months ago a TV reporter infiltrated the lowerarchy and secretly filmed the millitary wing of a student union in action. It was never shown due to the Director General saying it would send them underground. The footage showed UPIS aka (Unruly...

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Funny story: Students protest about media response to student protests

Students protest about media response to student protests

Today, a mass gathering of 20 students protested outside media outlets in central London, including the offices to the Sun, the Times and the Guardian. Small groups of them threw fire extinguishers at the windows in an attempt to grab attention. T...

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Funny story: Leader of student riots apologizes to Prime Minister Cameron

Leader of student riots apologizes to Prime Minister Cameron

A self proclaimed leader of the riots outside 30 Milbank issued a public apology today. "Tuition hikes? Bloody hell, I thought they said 'libation strikes'. We thought we were being banned from the pubs." The lad was a bit sheepish as he conti...

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Funny story: Students Riot After Sir Terry Quip

Students Riot After Sir Terry Quip

Students across the country are plotting their next destructive ramapage following a chance quip from radio legend Sir Terry Wogan on popular student "TV while stoned" game show Never Mind The Buzzcocks. The outrage revolves around a discussion on...

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Funny story: Student violence "caused by benefit scroungers"

Student violence "caused by benefit scroungers"

The coalition government "has conclusive proof" that yesterday's violence at the student protests was caused by benefit cheats with nothing better to do, according to the deputy prime minister, Nick Smegma. It is thought that several dodgy looking...

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