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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing Sends Ex-EastEnder Natalie Cassidy Back Home

Strictly Come Dancing Sends Ex-EastEnder Natalie Cassidy Back Home

LONDON - The latest casualty on Strictly Come Dancing is the ex-soap opera star of the EastEnders Natalie Cassidy. The 26-year-old actress first found herself in the bottom two and then ended up finding herself trudging out the door. Her dance...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing's Joker, Ricky Groves Goes!

Strictly Come Dancing's Joker, Ricky Groves Goes!

LONDON - The 41-year-old joker of Strictly Come Dancing Ricky Groves has been eliminated from the reality dancing show. He and his partner Erin Boag performed a tango that Len Goodman said was more bango than tango. Ricky managed to accidentall...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing's Craig Kelly Told To Dance On Out The Door

Strictly Come Dancing's Craig Kelly Told To Dance On Out The Door

LONDON - Craig Kelly is this season's Strictly Come Dancing's eighth casualty. The Lancashire native was asked to dance right on out of the Blackpool Tower Ballroom His partner Flavia Cacace said that she will miss Craig's cute little way he wo...

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Funny story: Liverpool name 'Strictly Come Dancing' as new manager

Liverpool name 'Strictly Come Dancing' as new manager

After another woeful performance, this time against Fulham, Liverpool have named their third manager this season. In an attempt to win both points and reverse the flagging morale at Anfield, Liverpool have gone for the tried and tested skills of the...

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Funny story: NASA crash satellites into Winehouse in search of water

NASA crash satellites into Winehouse in search of water

In their continuing search for water or, indeed, signs of life, NASA have crashed two unmanned craft into the surface of the singer Amy Winehouse. They hope to discover whether there is currently, or maybe has been in the past, water inside Winehous...

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Funny story: Du Beke apologises on-air for Strictly Come Dancing

Du Beke apologises on-air for Strictly Come Dancing

Anton du Beke, a dancer you won't of heard of in 6 months time, has apologised on air for Strictly Come Dancing, saying it was 'inappropriate', 'offensive' and he didn't know why the BBC transmitted it. The programme, shown everyday at 7 p.m. and...

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Funny story: Shades of Jade Goody in Strictly Cum Dancing 'paki' jibe

Shades of Jade Goody in Strictly Cum Dancing 'paki' jibe

London - (Last Tango in Paris): A Jade Goody/Shilpa Shetty-style slur by Strictly Cum Dancing wannabe champ Anton du Beke has been brushed aside by ageing geriatric TV show host Bruce Foreskin. "Like, get over it!" Brucie told reporters today afte...

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Funny story: Double Fanny Flash Disaster For TV Dance Show Judges

Double Fanny Flash Disaster For TV Dance Show Judges

Embarrassment on a monumental level descended on producers and judges alike of UK TV dance contest 'Dancing On Ice In Too Much Make-Up Without Knickers' when contestant Fanny Dripping fell over at the end of her sequence and exposed what has been des...

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Funny story: "Strictly" To Fill The Void In Bid To Raise Ratings

"Strictly" To Fill The Void In Bid To Raise Ratings

Television executives have today announced how they plan to fill the 200 hours of airtime left vacant when the next series of the 'reality' show 'Big Brother', the last, ends next Autumn. "It was hard; very hard, in fact. In the end it was a toss...

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Funny story: Arlene Phillips replaced by Stavros Flatley on Strictly Come Dancing

Arlene Phillips replaced by Stavros Flatley on Strictly Come Dancing

The BBC has refused to confirm press reports that Strictly Come Dancing judge Arlene Phillips is to be replaced by father and son dance duo Stavros Flatley. Stavros Flatley were a massive hit on ITV's Britain's Got Talent show a few weeks ago, and...

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Funny story: John Sergeant banned from Dancing for Crimes Against Humanity

John Sergeant banned from Dancing for Crimes Against Humanity

In a heartbreaking tragic miscarriage of justice, John Sergeant has been BANNED from dancing in Europe for 25 years, for dance floor related crimes against humanity. Under the circumstances a mainland UK ban was inevitable, but the full European...

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Funny story: Brown reveals Capitalism revival plan - throwing stuff, TV roulette and phone-in votes

Brown reveals Capitalism revival plan - throwing stuff, TV roulette and phone-in votes

Prime Minister Gordon Brown yesterday gave a surprisingly upbeat view of how the economy will improve over the coming year. Speaking at the December Number 10 news conference, he invited journalists to throw their shoes at him: "Give it your...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing Tom Chambers Admits He Hates Dancing

Strictly Come Dancing Tom Chambers Admits He Hates Dancing

Tom Chambers, this year's runaway winner of the BBC show Strictly Come Dancing, has caused controversy on national TV by admitting that, in reality, he hates dancing. Chambers and his partner, Camilla Dallerup, won the Grand Final in direct compet...

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Funny story: New "Strictly Judge Factor Talent" reality TV show for the new year

New "Strictly Judge Factor Talent" reality TV show for the new year

A new reality show "Strictly Judge Factor Talent" will be shown simultaneously on BBC and ITV in the new year. Featuring all the judges from the various talent and reality shows - X-Factor, Strictly Come Dancing, Britain's Got Talent, Joseph, Soun...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing Results

Strictly Come Dancing Results

Strictly Come Dancing, the BBC dancing reality show plagued by controversy and cheating allegations during the past few weeks, has attempted to come clean with the viewing public, and has announced the results of tonight's showdown before the Live Gr...

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Funny story: "Sh*t hits the fan" is reversed for Strictly Come Dancing

"Sh*t hits the fan" is reversed for Strictly Come Dancing

In what is seen as a strange twist to the traditional"trouble at t'mill" and "sh*t hits the fan" sayings, Strictly Come Dancing supporter, Sue Incorte, surprised the world when she met programme judge Craig Revel Horwood. Very upset at the forced...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing - Semi-Final To Be Re-Danced

Strictly Come Dancing - Semi-Final To Be Re-Danced

In view of the tremendous amount of anger expressed by viewers of its dance show, Strictly Come Dancing, and the amount of publicity it has received, it is considering scrapping the result of Saturday's episode, and having the whole sorry mess re-dan...

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