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Funny story: Steven Gerrard Nicked Over Night Club Assault Shennanighans

Steven Gerrard Nicked Over Night Club Assault Shennanighans

Liverpool FC Captain Steven Gerrard was reportedly arrested last night following allegations of assault in a Southport nightclub. Rumours that he was out drinking with fellow Liverpudlian Joey Barton have yet to be confirmed. The only informati...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello 'Happy' With Steven Gerrard And Frank Lampard Withdrawals

Fabio Capello 'Happy' With Steven Gerrard And Frank Lampard Withdrawals

England football manager Fabio Capello is not angry with clubs over the loss of key players for Wednesday's friendly match with Germany, claims the Football Association. Capello has had to change his plans after Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard we...

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Funny story: Gerrard: "My dream for 2012"

Gerrard: "My dream for 2012"

Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has revealed his desire to compete as a member of the British team at the London 2012 Olympic Games. During the post-match press conference following Liverpool's 1-1 draw with Atlético Madrid in the Champions Leagu...

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Funny story: Steve Gerrard Demands Pay Rise

Steve Gerrard Demands Pay Rise

Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard scored both his side's goals in a 2-1 Champions League win in Marseille last night, and immediately slapped in an enormous pay claim to double his present salary. Already on £100,000-a-week, Gerrard believes his ma...

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Funny story: Gerrard cracks a smile

Gerrard cracks a smile

Liverpool UK: Shocking news reverberated around the world today with the news that Steven Gerrard actually smiled. Mr Gerrard, noted for being a miserable git, was opening a snack bar outside a College in Garston Liverpool. Stunned onlookers stare...

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Funny story: Blackburn to sign the entire Liverpool team of 2001

Blackburn to sign the entire Liverpool team of 2001

The announcement that Paul Ince had signed veteran Robbie Fowler for Blackburn indicated the conclusion of the first part in the wily manager's faultless plan: to sign the entire Liverpool team of 2001. The entire team, including players such as...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard to become an actor

Steven Gerrard to become an actor

Steven Gerrard, the captain of Liverpool FC, has decided to become an actor.

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Funny story: Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)

Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)

Under-fire Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez, reacting angrily to criticism after his team were beaten 2-1 in Turkey this week, has threatened to leave the club, and to return to his former calling as a bouncer

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Funny story: England Players Get Married To Solidify Strong Player Relations

England Players Get Married To Solidify Strong Player Relations

Three England players were married today in the biggest show of commitment to the national team for decades.

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Funny story: Liverpool Fans Stranded On Merseyside By "Plane Problems"

Liverpool Fans Stranded On Merseyside By "Plane Problems"

There was disappointment yesterday for 148 Liverpool football fans hoping to fly to the Champions League final in Athens, when the plane they were due to fly out to Greece on was stolen from John Lennon airport.

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Funny story: Gerrard confident he will be struck by lightning a second time

Gerrard confident he will be struck by lightning a second time

Liverpool skipper, Steven Gerrard, has claimed he is "absolutely certain" that lightning will strike him again after a freak incident during training yesterday, and has vowed not to move from that spot until he is proven right.

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Funny story: Frank Lampard Can't Kick a Ball Due to Sore Hand, "How Convenient" Says Gerrard.

Frank Lampard Can't Kick a Ball Due to Sore Hand, "How Convenient" Says Gerrard.

Frank Lampard, who hasn't scored a goal for England since 2005, is out of the England squad... due to a sore hand.

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Funny story: Steve McClaren Fired as England Boss; Gerrard, Rooney and Lampard Have Shared Dream.

Steve McClaren Fired as England Boss; Gerrard, Rooney and Lampard Have Shared Dream.

Steve McClaren has been fired from the England post and replaced with someone competent. This according to a freak dream shared by Steven Gerrard, Wayne Rooney and Frank Lampard.

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Breaks Leg in Lead up to Israel Clash, Fortunately Not His Own

Wayne Rooney Breaks Leg in Lead up to Israel Clash, Fortunately Not His Own

Wayne Rooney has broken a leg while training for England's Euro 2008 qualifier with Israel.

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Funny story: Liverpool and Aston Villa Waste Ninety Minutes of Fans Life.

Liverpool and Aston Villa Waste Ninety Minutes of Fans Life.

42,000 hardcore football fans wasted hard-earned-cash, and time they could have spent with loved ones, watching their heroes run around a bit this weekend.

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Funny story: Frank Lampard to Juventus, Wayne Rooney to Barcelona, Jose Mourinho to Real Madrid, Steven Gerrard to the moon.

Frank Lampard to Juventus, Wayne Rooney to Barcelona, Jose Mourinho to Real Madrid, Steven Gerrard to the moon.

Rumours are flying today, that a number of English Football's biggest names will soon be plying their trade elsewhere. Several sources are reporting that Frank Lampard, Wayne Rooney and Jose Mourinho will all be involved in big money moves to It...

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Funny story: Barcelona thrashed 2-2! Ronaldinho whinges, Gerrard rapt with technicality

Barcelona thrashed 2-2! Ronaldinho whinges, Gerrard rapt with technicality

Barcelona were knocked out of the Champions League today by beating Liverpool at home 0-1. Barcelona's Ronaldinho was heartbroken after winning the game, having to head back to Spain where only his millions of dollars, beautiful women, endorsemen...

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