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Funny story: Preacher Claims Bible Written About Other Earth-Like Planet

Preacher Claims Bible Written About Other Earth-Like Planet

A retired Methodist Minister claims that the Bible which supposedly depicts the history of our planet since the time God created it and everything in it was really written about another planet. He claims that astronomers have recently discovered a pl...

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Funny story: Florida Star Wars Fan Cancels Holy Star Trek Book Burning

Florida Star Wars Fan Cancels Holy Star Trek Book Burning

A universally-condemned fanatic of 'Star Wars' who gained world-wide negative attention for his plan to burn the holy book of 'Star Trek' on the show's anniversary of 9/8/10, has been cancelled. Published in 1997, and sporting 630 pages of facts...

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Funny story: Sir Captain Picard Ties One On

Sir Captain Picard Ties One On

In the wee hours Wednesday a man atop Big Ben was apprehended for disturbance of the peace and criminal trespass. As the man was rushed away by police he was heard shouting, "dammit Scotty beam me up". A reliable source, within the police ra...

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Funny story: Spock Retiring His Leonard Nimoy Ears: pointless ears a turn-off for gay partner Sulu

Spock Retiring His Leonard Nimoy Ears: pointless ears a turn-off for gay partner Sulu

Don't expect to see Spock in the 52nd Star Trek film sequel now in the works for 2012. The 79-year-old bisexual half-Vulcan tells the Toronto Sun he's retiring from all acting gigs, including appearances as Leonard Nimoy, "I've been doing this pr...

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Funny story: New Star Trek plot leaked to internet

New Star Trek plot leaked to internet

It's not so much red alert its spoiler alert as Star Trek bosses are fuming following a plot leak. Their new movie is not due out until 2013 but its story line is out and we can reveal it. The latest film will open with the mad as usual Klingons w...

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Funny story: The Tea Party Is Just A Republican 2.0 Reboot

The Tea Party Is Just A Republican 2.0 Reboot

Just as the new Star Trek movie breathed life into an old, sad, overdone franchise, so the Tea Party is to the Republican Party. No more older men in bad toupees and corsets. Now there are younger, more attractive versions of your favorite origina...

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Funny story: Fresco's the well known supermarket chain have banned Trekkies

Fresco's the well known supermarket chain have banned Trekkies

Fresco's the well known supermarket chain have banned Trekkies so any fans of Star Trek turning up at their stores wearing a Star Trek uniform are being stopped from shopping at Fresco's. A Trekkie dressed as Mr Spock has complained to Fresco's he...

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Funny story: Iris called me 'Captain', wanted me to dress up in Star Trek uniform says Kirk!

Iris called me 'Captain', wanted me to dress up in Star Trek uniform says Kirk!

Belfast - (The Final Frontier): Details have begun emerging about the sordid sex romps played by Northern Ireland MP Iris Robinson and her former helplessly enamoured toyboy 'Captain' Kirk McCambley. "She was mad about stripping off out of her Ent...

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Funny story: William Shatner Arrested By Bathroom Police

William Shatner Arrested By Bathroom Police

Popular actor William Shatner was arrested on two charges this morning at the Los Angeles Airport by the Bathroom Police after spending more than 45 minutes in there. "The Governor, Mr. Schwarzenegger, told us to arrest anybody who stayed in the b...

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Funny story: New Device Changes Cellphone Talk To Klingon

New Device Changes Cellphone Talk To Klingon

Tired of the cellphones going off at the theater, during church, during funerals, in the next stall while you're tying to see if you can make a fart ring really loud in there? You need Cellgone, the remarkable device invented by South Korean scien...

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Funny story: Kirk on chick planet shock

Kirk on chick planet shock

In his Starfleet blog this week Admiral James T. Kirk , better known to his colleagues as wiggy , has been complaining about his recent diplomatic mission to the all female planet of Lesbostonia. Having heard it was a chicks only planet old wiggy...

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Funny story: Star Trek Convention Chooses George Bush As Speaker

Star Trek Convention Chooses George Bush As Speaker

Thrilled at being asked to speak at the Star Trek convention in Metropolis, Illinois which has the world's biggest Superman collection, or anywhere else for that matter, George W. Bush brought the fans to their feet as he came on stage. Then, afte...

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Funny story: "Star Trek" costs humanity a few thousand years.

"Star Trek" costs humanity a few thousand years.

Proxima Centauri, Milky Way Galaxy - Sentient beings who discovered faster than light travel around the time Carthage was getting destroyed were investigating some phenomena in the region of Proxima Centauri, approximately four light years from us.

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Funny story: It's Star Trek, Jim, But Not As We Know It

It's Star Trek, Jim, But Not As We Know It

William Shatner thinks that he should be in Start Trek 2. I'm sorry, but Star Trek 2?! How many films have there been? Rather more than 2. And his character has been killed off. So what on earth (or not) is going on? Have the Klingons decided to send a boarding party and only James T Kirk can save us? "Beam me up Scotty", except he can't as he's already been beamed up himself. William Shatner?...

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Funny story: Admiral Haftel arrested

Admiral Haftel arrested

San Francisco, Earth - Admiral Anthony Haftel was arrested yesterday, upon his return from a visit to the U.S.S. Enterprise, the flagship of our Star Fleet. The charges are serious, and involve attempted kidnapping, violation of the Prime Directive...

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Funny story: Star Trek - The End

Star Trek - The End

The end is nigh. Hurtling towards a humungous black hole, Captain Buck Kirk proudly mans the bridge of the Enterprise, lantern jaw sticking out in a bold gesture of defiance, although he fully appreciates that the ship will shortly be vaporised. Spock places a gentle hand on Captain Buck Kirk's upper arm, but not in a gay way, and says: "It's over Captain. It's all over. There's nothing w...

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Funny story: UN Emergency Summit Meeting - Spoof Star Trek Saga May Never Be Completed

UN Emergency Summit Meeting - Spoof Star Trek Saga May Never Be Completed

Consternation tonight from New York City as the UN called an emergency meeting, suspecting that TheSpoof.com's hugely anticipated Star Trek collaboration may never be completed. "This news is devastating," President Barack Obama announced. "It's s...

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