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Funny story: DIY Chain Land NASA Contract

DIY Chain Land NASA Contract

DIY chain B&Q has been handed a contract believed to be worth $3.5bn to supply around 100 pots of their own brand tile grouting following problems with space shuttle insulation coming away on take-off. The next scheduled scheduled flight was t...

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Funny story: Astronaut lands shuttle in store parking lot

Astronaut lands shuttle in store parking lot

Des Moines, Iowa - A space shuttle returning from a recent visit to russian space station "Smirnoff", unexpectedly landed in a Wal-Mart parking lot in Iowa.

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Funny story: Don't Panic! Space crap 'poses no danger' say MIB, Captain Kirk, Doctor Who

Don't Panic! Space crap 'poses no danger' say MIB, Captain Kirk, Doctor Who

Astronauts on the US space shuttle Discovery have been told that the numerous huge hunks of floating radioactive debris and even an apparent fender-bender with the UFP Spaceship Enterprise pose no danger for scheduled re-entry.

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Funny story: A.I. "Dextre" decries "I am Robot" then goes HAL 2000 -- 911 calls to Mission Control report shots fired aboard the International Space Station

A.I. "Dextre" decries "I am Robot" then goes HAL 2000 -- 911 calls to Mission Control report shots fired aboard the International Space Station

Huston, Texas - Just after one day "Dextre" the Robot was activated by the shuttle crew of the Endeavour, NASA ordered him shutdown. The trouble began when Dextre was asked to deviate from its primary programming to get the crew a cup of co...

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Funny story: Space Shuttle Atlantis Gets Overhaul

Space Shuttle Atlantis Gets Overhaul

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IPP) - The Space Shuttle Atlantis has been moved into its huge hangar for an overhaul and the addition of new external features.

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Funny story: Space Shuttle Flight Diverted

Space Shuttle Flight Diverted

HOUSTON, TX (AP Newsliar) -- Federal air marshals charged an astronaut with groping a female payload specialist aboard space shuttle Atlantis.

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Funny story: Space Shuttle Repaired at Local Gas Station

Space Shuttle Repaired at Local Gas Station

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IPP) - Scientists at Cape Canaveral became frustrated with the problems they were having with the Space Shuttle's fuel guage. Rocket scientists with advanced engineering degrees were in tears over their inability to repa...

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Funny story: Space Shuttle Fleet Converted to Restaurants and Trailer Homes

Space Shuttle Fleet Converted to Restaurants and Trailer Homes

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - NASA has decided to call it quits with the Space Shuttles. They sold them for $15 at an auction.

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Funny story: A troubled ex-astronaut, Lisa Nowak, asks court to remove ankle monitor; requests dog leash instead

A troubled ex-astronaut, Lisa Nowak, asks court to remove ankle monitor; requests dog leash instead

Orlando, Florida - Former astronaut, Lisa Nowak, appeared in court today asking the judge to removed the court ordered electronic monitoring ankle bracelet, reportedly because it obstructs her ability to drive across county, sleep in underground park...

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Funny story: Illegally Parked Shuttle Impounded: Will be Auctioned on E-Bay

Illegally Parked Shuttle Impounded: Will be Auctioned on E-Bay

It seems another drunken astronaut has N.A.S.A. in the headlines after leaving a shuttle in a no parking zone. The shuttle,Kegger, was impounded by Florida state troupers who towed it away from The Starry Night Bar.

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Funny story: Space Shuttle Replacement Craft Ready to Go

Space Shuttle Replacement Craft Ready to Go

Pasadena, California (IP) - The Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) announced today that it will replace the aging Shuttle fleet with giant frisbees. The Frisbees are old 1970's technology with a proven track record.

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Funny story: NASA Will Replace Shuttle's Tiles

NASA Will Replace Shuttle's Tiles

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - NASA has announced it will replace the Shuttle's Reentry tile system. The space agency is strapped for money and they are sending scraphounds out to attend yard sales so they can buy scrap bathroom and kitchen tile...

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Funny story: Termites Threaten Shuttle Fleet

Termites Threaten Shuttle Fleet

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - Our investigative reporter was recently taking a tour of the Kennedy Space center. While he was in the men's room his tour bus left without him. He knew another bus would soon come along and so he began to wander...

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Funny story: Space Shuttle Makes Emergency Landing at Airport

Space Shuttle Makes Emergency Landing at Airport

Las Vegas, Nevada (IP) - The Space Shuttle made an emergency landing at Las Vegas International Airport this morning at 0300 hours UTC. The problem which precipitated the unscheduled landing was a lack of alcohol required by some of the members of...

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Funny story: New Space Shuttle Debris Found in Orbit

New Space Shuttle Debris Found in Orbit

More remains of the space shuttle Columbia have been found above the earth. A toilet seat that survived the blast is in a stationary orbit over Southern California.

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Funny story: Space Shuttle Discovery launches safely

Space Shuttle Discovery launches safely

STS-007 the space shuttle Discovery launched safely due to freak weather conditions which meant that nothing went wrong.

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Funny story: NASA Admits Some Astronauts Were Drunk

NASA Admits Some Astronauts Were Drunk

NASA (formerly the National Aeronautics and Space Administration) admitted today that several astronauts have been launched into space in a "less than sober condition." Though none of these astronuats died in their missions or caused damag...

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