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Funny story: Snow forecast shock

Snow forecast shock

Spoof's weather expert, Just Winter, has shocked the world with a weather forecast which has got the Meteorological Office into a flat spin. 'There won't be much snow' said Winter 'it won't be much colder than it usually is at this time of year.'...

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Funny story: Gritters asked not to take short cuts

Gritters asked not to take short cuts

As the weather in Britain worsens and turns freezing, the gritters are out in force. In one borough of East Manchester the gritters have been asked not to take short cuts this year. "We're not talking about only half filling the bucket, or failure...

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Funny story: Deadly snow forcast - Boffins confirm link with seasons

Deadly snow forcast - Boffins confirm link with seasons

Met office boffins today release an extreme weather warning as the nation readies its self for another battle with mother nature. Top met office scientist Prof Andrew Swanker said today "we now have enough data to prove there is a correlation betw...

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Funny story: Snow, and why it should be banned

Snow, and why it should be banned

If there's one thing that would have me praying for a global rise in temperature, it is snow. It's depressing. It's disruptive. I cannot conceive of a single good thing about it. Other people come out with lines like: "It makes everything look pretty." To which my answer is, why is a uniform colour pretty? I much prefer looking at a multifaceted multicolour landscape than WHITE! ev...

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Funny story: Shock Report: "Strikes Worse Than Snow"

Shock Report: "Strikes Worse Than Snow"

A shock report from a think tank,financed by someone in the Cayman Islands, has declared that the Public Service strikes are worse than last year's snow. 'The snow was cold but in the nature of things. The Public Service Strike, on the other hand,...

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Funny story: Occupy Wall St. On Recess Until The Snow Passes By

Occupy Wall St. On Recess Until The Snow Passes By

NEW YORK CITY - In an unprecedented gesture, protestors whom have been dedicating their time, treasure, and Twitter pages for the last several months to voicing their incoherent messages to Wall St. bankers, American politicians, and in-laws have dec...

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Funny story: Severe Weather Warnings - Rain And Snow Predicted

Severe Weather Warnings - Rain And Snow Predicted

The Met Office has issued a warning of "heavy and persistent rain" across many parts of the country. The alert covers south west Scotland, Lothian, the Scottish Borders, Central, Tayside, Fife and Strathclyde "and loads of other places - you just...

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Funny story: Georgia's Y'all-Ditarod Delayed Due to Snow

Georgia's Y'all-Ditarod Delayed Due to Snow

Georgia's annual dog sled event was delayed due to Atlanta's first white Christmas since 1882. "In the south, competitors customize their sleds with wheels, making it dangerous to compete in icy conditions" explains organizer Tim Downs. "This should...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - No casualties after Snow Plough Rampage

Isle of Wight News - No casualties after Snow Plough Rampage

The snow plough that was being taken from Newport to Ryde over the weekend fortunately saw no casualties during its eight hour rampage down the A3054. Witnesses doing a spot of late night shopping at Tesco say that they saw the fifteen ton bright...

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Funny story: 'Nouveau Homeless' Emerge as Travel to Super Bowl Sacked by Mother Nature

'Nouveau Homeless' Emerge as Travel to Super Bowl Sacked by Mother Nature

From all over America, thousands of Steelers and Packers fans found it almost impossible to get to Arlington, Texas for the Super Bowl game to be played on Sunday. Some are telling travel hell stories straight from the play books of the comedy film "...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News: Newby's snow shovel 'found'.

Isle of Wight News: Newby's snow shovel 'found'.

Good news for Newby villagers. The missing show shovel has been found. It was originally feared that the Danby Five had shovellednapped it but after 3 days, when no ransom note had been received, villagers realized that their initial suspspicio...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News: Panic as Newby village's snow shovel goes missing

Isle of Wight News: Panic as Newby village's snow shovel goes missing

Arthur Askme, still mayor of Newby village, is up in arms today as the village's snow shovel has disappeared. Village policeman, Constable Copper, held a press conference this morning. The snow shovel has a wide, orange, reinforced plastic blade...

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Funny story: GM Mandates Total Recall; Stops Production of Volt After Reports of Hundreds Frozen to Death in Snowbound Cars With Dead Batteries!

GM Mandates Total Recall; Stops Production of Volt After Reports of Hundreds Frozen to Death in Snowbound Cars With Dead Batteries!

There was a slight glitch in the President Obama's commitment to electric cars touted in his recent State of the Union address, as reports are coming in that hundreds of Hybrid car owners have been found frozen to death in massive traffic tie ups fr...

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Funny story: Snow Expected to Wallop Bermuda Wednesday

Snow Expected to Wallop Bermuda Wednesday

Hamilton, BERMUDA - Emergency relief supplies are headed to the island nation of Bermuda in the North Atlantic Ocean as a once-in-a-lifetime blizzard is quickly crossing the United States. The snow that is blanketing a third of the US is expected to...

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Funny story: Local Man Breaks Wind, Changes Town's Weather Pattern

Local Man Breaks Wind, Changes Town's Weather Pattern

Unintentionally saving the small town of Saugus, Massachusetts from the first blizzard of 2011, Barney Funderton, house bound 520 pound man with a love of sausages and cabbage and a propensity for methane production has apparently and single handedly...

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Funny story: Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert!

Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert!

London, England: Snow in January. It's going to snow, the polar bears will be wandering the streets of London again, having swam down the Thames from their thawing icebergs. Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert! Snow Alert! The wolves will be...

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Funny story: Georgia Residents Survive Apocalyptic Onslaught: "WTF? The Sky Is Falling!"

Georgia Residents Survive Apocalyptic Onslaught: "WTF? The Sky Is Falling!"

Georgia survivors are surveying the damage and counting their blessings, as an heretofore unseen white, cold powder fell from the sky in recent days, blanketing the area with up to 1 inch of the substance. "We have no idea what it is," said Georgi...

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