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Funny story: Hendry shocks Snooker World with break of 195

Hendry shocks Snooker World with break of 195

Stephen Hendry has hit a fantastic run of today in the Snooker World Championship as he shocked the snooker world by pocketing a record break of 195. Hendry, 40, who of course has won the annual tournament already 38 times, produced a stunning fra...

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Funny story: Snooker Loopy Nuts Are We?

Snooker Loopy Nuts Are We?

Snooker chiefs today unveiled their plans for making snooker a more popular sport. Viewing figures have fallen steadily over the years. When Dennis Spectacles beat Steve Boring in the 1985 World Final 500, 000, 000 tuned in. Recently the Exchange and...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell To Interfere In Snooker Demise

Simon Cowell To Interfere In Snooker Demise

Simon Cowell, the X-Factor judge, and of many other such trashy, throwaway talentless competitions, is tonight involved in consultations with Snooker's governing body, to thrash out a rescue plan for the dying sport. Yes, that's right, "a dying sp...

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Funny story: Snooker match-fixing scandal

Snooker match-fixing scandal

The normally staid and tedious world of snooker was shattered into its component parts last night when it was alleged that the world number 768, Jimmy J. "Jimmy" Jameson, deliberately threw his UK Championship match against world number 2, Stevie "Oh...

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Funny story: New severe Hurricane warning for Florida

New severe Hurricane warning for Florida

With Hurricane Ike hovering off the South East Coast of Florida, America has been told of an even more fierce hurricane following behind from Northern Ireland. This hurricane of Irish origin is currently blowing from Ireland across the Atlantic an...

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Funny story: Gay Snooker Player Refuses 'Easy Brown' For 'Loose Pink'

Gay Snooker Player Refuses 'Easy Brown' For 'Loose Pink'

The favourite, and world number 3, Crispin Poofe, caused controversy at the Gay World Snooker Championships today, when, during the players' interval, he astonished his fans by refusing to pot an easy brown in favour of a...

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Funny story: TV Sport In Shock After Snooker 'Filth' Ban

TV Sport In Shock After Snooker 'Filth' Ban

(Defecated News) Sports-lovers were on shock last night after the BBC, ITV, SKY and BNP joined forces to ban snooker from TV. The move would create an unusual scenario where only radio stations would be allowed to give live commentary.

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Funny story: Snooker: The Breaking of the Cherry Breaks Box Office Records

Snooker: The Breaking of the Cherry Breaks Box Office Records

From Rocky to Beerfest XVII, films have used sport as the inspirational vehicle for the myth of human accomplishment. The washed up Philly cheese steak rises to culinary delight, the beer gut becomes haute decor.

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Funny story: Snooker loopy

Snooker loopy

Ronnie O'Sullivan's 147 break has been heralded as the most boring piece of sporting perfection since Red Rum's third win at Aintree's Grand National.

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Funny story: Papa Panzer: Ordination in Vaticanation

Papa Panzer: Ordination in Vaticanation

Thespoof reporters who usually cover little league snooker in Scandinavia went to the Vatican to interview the Pope on complex theological matters pertaining to ordination.

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Funny story: Snooker Confusion As Player Scores 148 Break

Snooker Confusion As Player Scores 148 Break

Confusion reigned at the Snooker World Championships at the Crucible in Sheffield today, when Steve Tench, the Canadian, scored an unbelievable maximum+1 break of 148 in his enthralling first round match against Albert Fowlshotski of Poland. It wa...

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Funny story: Steve Davis Calls It Quits

Steve Davis Calls It Quits

Steve Davis, the interesting six-time winner of Snooker's World Championships, has finally decided to hang up his cue and call it quits after his humiliating first round 10-8 defeat at the hands of Stuart...

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com - Your Home For World Class Snooker!

TheSpoof.com - Your Home For World Class Snooker!

Snooker, a sport that nobody knows or cares about will be reported in meticulous detail on your spoof.com. Why? Who knows? Who cares? We're like snooker!...

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Funny story: Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

'Touching the pink', 'chalking the cue' and 'breaking the balls' are not cheeky aphorisms but legitimate terms in the world of professional snooker.

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Funny story: Snooker Legend Alex Higgins In Assault On Ref

Snooker Legend Alex Higgins In Assault On Ref

Irish snookerist Alex Higgins, 78, turned a charity snooker match into a charity boxing bout, and then a charity wrestling event, after he punched a referee in the stomach at the Spennymoor Leisure Centre

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Funny story: The changing face of snooker

The changing face of snooker

Many comments were made this year and in recent years about the World Snooker Championship being dull. We've had some great games, but still the punters complain.

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Funny story: Jimmy White wins World Snooker Championship

Jimmy White wins World Snooker Championship

Amazing comeback kid, Jimmy White, shocked the Wembley Arena last night after destroying John Virgo in a tough 19 frame battle. White, 17, found incredible form to see off the knowledgeable Virgo, 23, and win the World Championship title for the firs...

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