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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Found Sleeping In Liverpool Bus Shelter

Bill O'Reilly Found Sleeping In Liverpool Bus Shelter

A man thought to be the famous US broadcaster Bill O'Reilly was found sleeping in a bus shelter in Liverpool, England - home of the Beatles and the Grand National horse race - in the early hours of this morning. In a bizarre twist, the man who fou...

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Funny story: Siesta Fiesta! Save the Spanish Snooze!

Siesta Fiesta! Save the Spanish Snooze!

A Spanish lawyer has urged regional authorities to add the siesta to a list of items deemed to have "special cultural value". Miguel Don Quixote's application was the latest in a series of attempts to place long-established Spanish customs under t...

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Funny story: Local Man In Night Terror Horror

Local Man In Night Terror Horror

Local man Martin Shuttlecock couldn't understand why his loving wife was giving him the cold shoulder and the silent treatment this morning. Whilst it was true that he had consumed a vast quantity of alcohol the previous night, he had no recollection...

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Funny story: Men must sleep alone, sharing beds with partners causes brain damage!

Men must sleep alone, sharing beds with partners causes brain damage!

Austrian scientists have discovered that men are brain damaged if they sleep in the same bed as their partners! Also it doesn't matter if they are sexually active or not, sleeping with someone in the same bed is just mentally unhealthy (for men!).

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Funny story: Congress Suggests National Bedtime

Congress Suggests National Bedtime

In response to mostly unheard outrage in the environmental sector, the U.S. Congress proposed a method to reduce the nation's carbon footprint by more than 20% in the next 2 years. The plan is ingeniously simple, and has a 100% chance of success i...

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Funny story: People Who Want Sex At Bedtime Aren't Really All That Tired

People Who Want Sex At Bedtime Aren't Really All That Tired

The Society Of Sleepyheads today released the results of a five year survey into sex and bedtime. Results revealed that people go to bed at all hours of the day and night, primarily to have sex. But it also revealed that quite often, couples go to...

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Funny story: Wet Dreams - Do You Remember Them?

Wet Dreams - Do You Remember Them?

We all look back on our youth through rose-tinted spectacles, remembering our naive wide-eyed innocence and conveniently forgetting how we bullied other youths; weaker, uglier and less popular youths - often demanding money and cutting their faces with a scalpel if they didn't reciprocate, or a few days spent in the 'hot-box of hell' to give them time to think about it. They always paid up. Yes...

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Funny story: Jackson's Hyperbaric Chamber Failed, Say Engineers

Jackson's Hyperbaric Chamber Failed, Say Engineers

LOS ANGELES, CA - The tragic loss of the King of Pop has been blamed on the mechanical failure of a crucial valve used to regulate the pressure in Jackson's hyperbaric chamber, say hydro-mechanical engineers who inspected the equipment earlier today...

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Funny story: Why Sleep Is Better Than Sex

Why Sleep Is Better Than Sex

... You don't feel guilty about doing it alone. ... No one will start rumors about how much you sleep. ... You won't complain in the morning about not getting any. ... You don't have to pay for sleep. ... You don't need to sleep after sleeping. ... Sleep can last a good eight hours.... or even more! ... You can sleep in church. ... While sleeping, you can have sex with anyone...

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Funny story: Jade Dead: to the world

Jade Dead: to the world

On what many are banking on being her last night on this mortal coil, it has been reported that Jade Goody is "sleeping the sleep of the un-dead". In an undignified yet typical scene of domestic violence earlier this evening, sources close to Jade...

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Funny story: Narcoleptic BASE Jumper In Near Disaster

Narcoleptic BASE Jumper In Near Disaster

BASE jumper Eddie 'The Kestrel' Lyons-Bowe of Stranraer, Scotland almost came a cropper whilst executing a 2000 foot jump off the Burdenoshtiburden Cliffs into a Norwegian fjord. Eddie The Kestrel was filming an ad for a Japanese electronics corp...

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Funny story: Researchers Amazed At Subconscious Brainwaves

Researchers Amazed At Subconscious Brainwaves

Researchers from teams within the Neurology and Psychology departments at Liverpool's John Moose University have been conducting research on brainwaves while people were asleep and how this influenced their thoughts when they were awake. They were...

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Funny story: You Snooze...you win

You Snooze...you win

Following the success of such Internet based fripperies as Youtube, and other social networking programmes (that don't involve actually spending time with real people) a new channel is to be launched, called You Snooze.

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Funny story: I want to kill a Mockingbird!

I want to kill a Mockingbird!

You see, unlike other birds, the mockingbird comes out at night - when I'm trying to sleep! It usually waits until I have turned my light off. As soon as I lay my head down it begins it's cacophony!...

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Funny story: OH, I, ET McCrone Am Back!

OH, I, ET McCrone Am Back!

Sent to the mattresses as the Seecileeanns might say, after Sweet William's rejection (see Magazine, pointer, April 17, 2007) I, ET McCrone has emerged after a six month "Sleep" to rejoin the campaign which I practically and impractically began! First, a bit of history. . . Perhaps you remember 2007, January 22-23 when I first launched my campaign:...

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Funny story: My Workout Log

My Workout Log

6:00 AM - Awaken from a good night's sleep. I quickly put on my Nike Dri-fit pullover and my tights - the ones I run in, not the ones I wear when I patrol the city at night searching for evildoers.

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Funny story: Snooring Spouses Inspire Spoofers

Snooring Spouses Inspire Spoofers

Surprise, TheSpoof.com may owe its silly stories to sleeping spouses of spoof writers. Several spoofers say they spend sleepless nights spoofing while spouses snore. The sleepless spouses have to have something to do and less slee...

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