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Funny story: Security Personnel the World Over Get Boot in the Bum

Security Personnel the World Over Get Boot in the Bum

The attempt to blow up a plane at the "secure" Detroit airport was the last straw. Time to say bye-bye to so- called security that keeps no one secure. Lately there has been a string of security breaches. In the U. S., two uninvited guests mana...

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Funny story: Obama & Berlusconi Come to Climate Accord on HOT Topic of Amanda Knox!

Obama & Berlusconi Come to Climate Accord on HOT Topic of Amanda Knox!

PM Silvio Berlusconi, still smarting from getting his nose smashed for sticking it up the wrong underaged skirt, and President Barry 'let's make a deal' Obama, came to an 'historic' agreement on a 'hot topic' threatening the future of the embattled I...

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Funny story: Silvio Berlusconi Undergoes Surgery Following Assault

Silvio Berlusconi Undergoes Surgery Following Assault

(Defecated News) Troubled controversial Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi, yesterday underwent major reconstructive facial surgery following the horrific attack by a 'toy-church-wielding psychopath'. The 73 year old billionaire suffered fa...

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Funny story: Italian PM hit in face - and not before time!

Italian PM hit in face - and not before time!

At a rally in Milan Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berladultery was yesterday whacked in the face by some nut job, breaking his nose and losing him some teeth. Berladulterys ex wife and that teen nymph he was sniffing round a while back are said to...

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Funny story: Berlusconi's ratings helped by bloody PR job

Berlusconi's ratings helped by bloody PR job

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is today recovering in the polls after a carefully-arranged PR stunt left his face covered in blood, and left Italian newspapers and TV stations covered in publicity for him. He suffered a few cuts and poss...

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Funny story: Italians React to Amanda Knox Apologists, Pledge to Reopen Hearings into "American Justice!"

Italians React to Amanda Knox Apologists, Pledge to Reopen Hearings into "American Justice!"

Italian cocksman and media mogul Silvio Berlusconi, enraged at U.S. politicians and some media broadcasters calling the Knox Murder Trial 'flawed', vowed to reopen troubling investigations involving American Justice. According to Italian Minister...

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Funny story: Foxy Knoxy Makes Personal Cry For Help To Italian President Berlusconi

Foxy Knoxy Makes Personal Cry For Help To Italian President Berlusconi

Convicted killer, Amanda Knox, today made a personal appeal to Italian President Silvio Berlusconi (Who once got out of a car within yards of this reporter in Rome and totally ignored him). The response to the appeal from media mogul and AC Milan...

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Funny story: World's Most Interesting Woman Talks About Sex With Silvio Berlusconi In Rome

World's Most Interesting Woman Talks About Sex With Silvio Berlusconi In Rome

The World's Most Interesting Woman, Wendy Beckett touched down at the Eternal City's Fiumicino Airport this afternoon to talk about sex with Italian Premier, media mogul, and AC Milan owner, Silvio Berlusconi. Upon touchdown, Ms Beckett was whiske...

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Funny story: Silvio Berlusconi can now face trial as long as he has bribed the judge!

Silvio Berlusconi can now face trial as long as he has bribed the judge!

Silvio Berlusconi alias Mussolini, can now be put on trial for corruption, scandals, sex scandals, jumping into bed with the Mafia, jumping into bed with under aged Lolitas, in fact any of the abuses of his position! Only one problem exists, most...

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Funny story: Berlusconi to become monk

Berlusconi to become monk

Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi is to become a monk. A spokesperson said that he would be entering a monastery before the coming weekend. The monastery is on the Isola Piccolo Deserta, a barren isle of 109 inhabitants off the coast of...

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Funny story: Italy's Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's Says The Obamas Are Suntanned

Italy's Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's Says The Obamas Are Suntanned

MILAN, Italy - Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi told a crowd of supporters in Milan that President Obama and his wife go sunbathing together and that each has a great tan. Prime Minister Berlusconi who at the age of 72, kind of resembles a...

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Funny story: Silvio Berlusconi Donates Penis To Vatican Museum

Silvio Berlusconi Donates Penis To Vatican Museum

The embattled, embittered Italian President, Silvio Berlusconi is to hang up his spurs. No longer will the Presidential Palazzo in Rome reverberate to the sound of shagging, fellatio and sado-masochistic ritual. No longer will knowing businessm...

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Funny story: Berlusconi Loses Italy In Card Game To Susan Boyle

Berlusconi Loses Italy In Card Game To Susan Boyle

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is in hiding after losing big in a game of high stakes poker. The flamboyant head of state lost out in what he called a "freak of nature" - after putting the deeds to Italy in the pot. Gambling experts s...

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Funny story: Berlusconi: I'm The Man Behind the Obama Presidency!

Berlusconi: I'm The Man Behind the Obama Presidency!

Rome, Italy/ Entertainment News - Italy's Renaissance man, 73 year old Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi modestly announced today that he was the straw that stirred the Obama Political Cocktail that has been responsible for America's rise in VUI ( vot...

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Funny story: Silvio Berlusconi is Carla Bruni's father

Silvio Berlusconi is Carla Bruni's father

L'Aquila - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Another massive Opus Dei whopper was laid bare today with the news that sordid Italian mobster PM Silvio Berlusconi is Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's biological father. An FBI paper trail found millions of $$$s from B...

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Funny story: Berlusconi Seduces Michelle Obama

Berlusconi Seduces Michelle Obama

Serial womaniser and part time Italian President Silvio Berlusconi has scored with Michelle Obama. He was seated beside her at the welcome dinner for the world leaders attending the G8 summit. There was some chat, many smiles and some very obvi...

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Funny story: Berlusconi rants against press intrusion into model life but Blair challenges Berlusconi for Magic Roundabout love child custody.

Berlusconi rants against press intrusion into model life but Blair challenges Berlusconi for Magic Roundabout love child custody.

Silvio Berlusconi has lashed out at Italian newspapers for publishing details of his lingerie property portfolio. However, it seems minors' details have got even more complicated as Blair, now a confirmed devout Roman Catholic, having introduced a va...

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