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Funny story: Miley Cyrus In High School Shooter Wipe Out

Miley Cyrus In High School Shooter Wipe Out

Teen idol Miley Cyrus today became the unwitting victim of a High School shooter during a PR visit to Drunckenpratz High School in One-eye Kentucky Things were by all accounts going smoothly until the arrival of disenfranchised former student Howa...

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Funny story: Missouri Man Shoots His Television

Missouri Man Shoots His Television

JOPLIN, Missouri - A 70-year-old man has been arrested and charged with unlawful discharge of a firearm after he shot his television. His wife, who was shaking like a leaf in the wind, said that her husband became upset because he could not get hi...

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Funny story: Lovable Barney gunned down in cold blood

Lovable Barney gunned down in cold blood

Compton, CA - Barney, the lovable, iconic, purple dinosaur of the popular PBS television show loved the world over, has been assassinated. Taking credit for the hit just hours ago was a group calling itself, "Two To The Head Club" led by the noto...

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Funny story: CEO's And Economists Shot - Stock Markets Soar

CEO's And Economists Shot - Stock Markets Soar

The world side recession surprisingly ended abruptly today after the CEO's, Investors and Economists responsible for causing the downturn by bilking investors, gouging company finances and lying to the public were taken out and shot. Borrowing fr...

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Funny story: Fatal shooting rocks world

Fatal shooting rocks world

News of a fatal shooting has rocked Smurf village. Architect Smurf was found slumped over his draft board early yesterday. Detective Smurf was called to the scene by Woodland Smurf who had visited Architect Smurf in order to design his new mushroom h...

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Funny story: Police Support Worker to Sue for Shooting

Police Support Worker to Sue for Shooting

A civilian support worker who was shot during a police firearms 'Double-Tap the Terrorist' training session is to sue the force over the incident. The unnamed civilian employee (Mikas Konstipatus) was injured last May at the Smegmadale-on-Sea Extr...

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Funny story: Man Charged After Shooting Neighbour's Dog

Man Charged After Shooting Neighbour's Dog

A man has been sentenced to 240 hours community service by Swindon Magistrates Court for shooting a neighbours dog with a pellet-gun, after it repeatedly "defecated itself inside out" on his lawn. "I was going to clear it up of course, but by the...

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Funny story: Musharraf to live in London and coach 2012 Olympics UK shooting team

Musharraf to live in London and coach 2012 Olympics UK shooting team

ANYWHERE-ISTAN: Recently-resigned, unwelcome in his own country and shunned by his once-loyal King's Party, ex-Pakistani "President-for-life" Pervez Musharraf has made the UK "an offer it can't refuse". "In exchange for political asylum General M...

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Funny story: Man Shot Whilst Flossing Teeth

Man Shot Whilst Flossing Teeth

A Texas man is today fighting for his life after being shot by his best friend whilst flossing his teeth.

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Funny story: Adolescent Writers To Be Shot

Adolescent Writers To Be Shot

Adolescent writers, who only write about sex and, well, sex, because they never have any, are to be banned, and in fact are to be shot.

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Funny story: Cheney Shoots Self in Face. Face Will Not Press Charges.

Cheney Shoots Self in Face. Face Will Not Press Charges.

Cheyenne, WY - Vice President Cheney shot himself in the face today while hunting pheasant southeast of Cheyenne. The injury is not life threatening, doctors say, but will result in facial scaring and the need to wear an eye-patch, which, according t...

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Funny story: Man Shot At For Mowing His Lawn Too Loudly In Dumfries

Man Shot At For Mowing His Lawn Too Loudly In Dumfries

A man was shot at yesterday for mowing his lawn too loudly, in the Scottish backwater of Dumfries.

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Funny story: Woman Arrested in Fatal Shooting Shooting Shooting Shooting

Woman Arrested in Fatal Shooting Shooting Shooting Shooting

Dear readers: I, Fred Bundy Bundy, a Pulitzer Prize Prize Prize winner, mind you, have just just just been diagnosed with "Late Night Commercial-Infommercial Disease Disease Disease."...

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Funny story: Fish in Barrel Surprisingly Difficult to Shoot

Fish in Barrel Surprisingly Difficult to Shoot

Little Rock, Arkansas-- What began as an innocent day of jests and jokes between unemployed rednecks ended in disgrace for the state of Arkansas and Rex-Bobby Ray, a Little Rock native and local redneck. Ray, along with a group of friends, were drink...

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Funny story: Drive By Shooting is One Millionth in Chattanooga

Drive By Shooting is One Millionth in Chattanooga

Chattanooga Shootshoot, Tennessee (IP) - The City's public relation specialist called our office to announce a milestone set in his beautiful water front city. A drive by shooting there became the One Millionth shooting this year.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Accidentally Shoots Britney Spears

Dick Cheney Accidentally Shoots Britney Spears

(Washington, D.C.) Dick Cheney seems to have his eye on bigger game than long time Republican supporters like Harry Whittington, an alleged 911 call from the Cheney household late last evening claimed that the Vice President, while Tivo-ing a Britney...

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Funny story: Liverpool Cabbies Fight Council Over "Twenty's Plenty"

Liverpool Cabbies Fight Council Over "Twenty's Plenty"

Local Government officials today clashed with taxi drivers over the imposition of a 20mph speed limit on an estate in Liverpool.

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