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Funny story: The Celebrity Apprentice: Muggles and Wizards, Fuggles and Gizzards, Gov. Blagojevich Goes Poof!

The Celebrity Apprentice: Muggles and Wizards, Fuggles and Gizzards, Gov. Blagojevich Goes Poof!

NEW YORK CITY - And with a poof and puff puff of some magic Harry Potter dust, Celebrity Apprentice contestant and former governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich got his political butt sent back to the Windy City of Chicago. The gov was chosen to be...

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Funny story: Sharon Osbourne Gets New Dog - Ozzy Goes Ballistic!

Sharon Osbourne Gets New Dog - Ozzy Goes Ballistic!

Sharon Osbourne - that woman out of 'Somebody's Got Talent' - bought a new dog today on a trip out to Venice Beach. We're told that Sharon spotted the mutt in a pet store window and decided there and then that she just had to take it home with her.

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Funny story: David Hasselhoff Says He's Gone A Whole Week Without Acting Stupid

David Hasselhoff Says He's Gone A Whole Week Without Acting Stupid

LOS ANGELES - David Hasselhoff the former star of Baywatch and one of the three judges on the reality show America's Got Talent proudly boasted to his hairstylist, KiKiWiWi, that he actually went one whole week without getting drunk and making a fool...

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Funny story: Sharon Osbourne Apologizes For Calling Susan Boyle A "Slapped Ass"

Sharon Osbourne Apologizes For Calling Susan Boyle A "Slapped Ass"

Sharon Osbourne has told Susan Boyle, the one she called "A Hairy Asshole" on the Opie and Anthony show, that she was sorry and that she just got carried away with the guys. The apology came on Facebook: "Susan Boyle is a lovely gracious woman and...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Mya Has Tutti Fruiti In Her Booty

Dancing With The Stars: Mya Has Tutti Fruiti In Her Booty

HOLLYWOOD - Mya and her partner Dmitry Chaplin danced a salsa to Madonna's "La Isla Bonita" which totally thrilled the studio audience as well as the three judges. Bruno Tonioli said that the Island had never looked so pretty. Carrie Ann Inaba sai...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Appears On Dancing With The Stars And Sings In Spanish

Susan Boyle Appears On Dancing With The Stars And Sings In Spanish

HOLLYWOOD - Susan Boyle the singing sensation from Scotland and runner-up in England's Britain's Got Talent wowed the California crowd as well as the home viewers with her stirring rendition of "I Dreamed A Dream" which she sang partially in Spanish.

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Aaron Carter Booted Off The Show

Dancing With The Stars Aaron Carter Booted Off The Show

HOLLYWOOD - Former teen idol Aaron Carter is the latest Dancing With The Stars contestant to be eliminated from the show. Carter who many felt early on was the odds-on-favorite to win did not cry this time like he has in the past when he has been...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Mya Receives Season's First Perfect Score (10-10-10)

Dancing With The Stars' Mya Receives Season's First Perfect Score (10-10-10)

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron, who is one of the few people on the show who has not come down with the flu, remarked that if judge Bruno Tonioli keeps dancing on top of the judge's desk the shows producers are going to get him...

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Funny story: Kelly Osbourne of Dancing With The Stars Burns Her Armpits

Kelly Osbourne of Dancing With The Stars Burns Her Armpits

HOLLYWOOD - Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne's little girl, Kelly has admitted to Dancing With The Stars executives that she has burned her armpits. The British lass said that a day before the show she sprayed on some deodorant spray and it had some kind...

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Funny story: Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's Little Girl Kelly Sizzles On Dancing With The Stars

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's Little Girl Kelly Sizzles On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Osbourne, the 24-year-old daughter of rock and roller Ozzy Osbourne and America's Got Talent judge Sharon Osbourne won the Dancing With The Stars audience over as well as the three judges. Kelly agreed to do the show after OctuMo...

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Funny story: Grandma Lee Livid, Says She's Quitting Show Business

Grandma Lee Livid, Says She's Quitting Show Business

HOLLYWOOD - Less than 24 hours after Grandma Lee lost to Kevin Skinner and Barbara Padilla on America's Got Talent, the Jacksonville, Florida grandmother has said that she is quitting show business. Speaking from her room at The Sisters of St. Cel...

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Funny story: Grandma Lee Rushed To The Hospital

Grandma Lee Rushed To The Hospital

HOLLYWOOD - Grandma Lee one of the America's Got Talent finalists was suddenly rushed to L.A.'s Zsa Zsa Gabor Accentuated Hospital complaining of a bellyache. The 75-year old Jacksonville, Florida grandmother was eating a bowl of diet pablum when...

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Funny story: America Votes Grandma Lee To The America's Got Talent Finals

America Votes Grandma Lee To The America's Got Talent Finals

HOLLYWOOD - Grandma Lee, the 75-year-old Jacksonville Jokester is headed into the America's Got Talent Finals. The AGT viewers voted to keep Florida's most famous senior citizen going on, which at her age those two words do definitely have a dual...

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Funny story: "Kentucky" Kevn Skinner Makes Piers Morgan Cry!

"Kentucky" Kevn Skinner Makes Piers Morgan Cry!

HOLLYWOOD - One of the toughest males in show business, Piers Morgan was reduced to tears on the latest edition of America's Got Talent. Morgan, who is in the same league as fellow Englishmen Simon Cowell, when it comes to being downright mean, ca...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent's Grandma Lee Gets A Standing O

America's Got Talent's Grandma Lee Gets A Standing O

HOLLYWOOD - The feisty 75-year-old Jacksonville, Florida grandmother Grandma Lee brought the America's Got Talent house down with her comedy routine. She said that her fantasy is still to go out on a date with either Piers Morgan or David Hasselho...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent Shocker: Kari Callen and 9-Year-Old Guitarist Sent Home

America's Got Talent Shocker: Kari Callen and 9-Year-Old Guitarist Sent Home

HOLLYWOOD - Two of the America's Got Talent contestants who many felt would at least make it into the Top Ten have been eliminated. The middle-aged Seattle singer Kari Callen who was born with a bio-lateral lip cleft and palate has fallen by the w...

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Funny story: Wow! Kari Callen - America's Got Talent's Answer To Susan Boyle

Wow! Kari Callen - America's Got Talent's Answer To Susan Boyle

LOS ANGELES - Her name is Kari Callen. She wore a red sweater, blue jeans, and flip flops, but the 43-year-old lady from Seattle literally knocked every one's socks off. And she quickly showed that she is the American version of England's Susan Bo...

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