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Funny story: Rafael Nadal Reveals Four Things He Loves About Shakira

Rafael Nadal Reveals Four Things He Loves About Shakira

HONOLULU - Shakira and her new Spanish 'Boy Toy' Rafael Nadal were enjoying a much-needed vacation in the nation's 50th state Nadal was quite tired from his play in the Australian Open and Shakira was quite tired from her 124 mph hour dancing, wig...

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Funny story: Shakira and Rafael Nadal To Star In "The Colombian-Spanish Connection"

Shakira and Rafael Nadal To Star In "The Colombian-Spanish Connection"

BARRANQUILLA, Colombia - Shakira, the exotic belly dancing singer who can shake her hips at 124-miles per hour, has revealed that she and her BFF have signed to star in the Chula Vista Motion Picture film The Colombian-Spanish Connection. The moti...

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Funny story: Nadal turns down $2 million to appear in nude Cheryl Cole single video

Nadal turns down $2 million to appear in nude Cheryl Cole single video

London - (Hawkeye): "Ain't pimping my suntanned grand slam ass for no midget-sized talent like Mrs Ashley Cole," Rafa told reporters today. The macho Spanish athlete was responding to reports that Cheryl flaccid solo career could get a shot in the...

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Funny story: Grand Slam Thank You M'am as Nadal texts Shakira?

Grand Slam Thank You M'am as Nadal texts Shakira?

Blushing Meadows - (Love-All): The "Roses are red but my balls are blue; Haven't slept a wink since I last *****ed you!" SMS text was intercepted by Chinese cyberhackers this morning. Up to a dozen Nadal-at-home pictures were also wiretapped showi...

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Funny story: Shakira and Rafael Nadal Heat Up The Australian Open

Shakira and Rafael Nadal Heat Up The Australian Open

MELBOURNE, Australia - The number two seeded tennis player Rafael Nadal was photographed in a very cozy clutch with Colombian-born singer Shakira. A friend of Nadal's said that the 23-year-old has fallen in love with the South American firecracker...

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Funny story: Is Shakira shagging Rafael Nadal?

Is Shakira shagging Rafael Nadal?

Barcelona - (Hot Ass Mess): She's 33, he's 23 and they're virtually shagging on her latest vid Gypsy. And what's more they're both in serious love relationships - with other people - when not mesmerised by eachother's heady pheromones. On a scr...

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Funny story: Sharapova scorn at semi-nude Shakira/Nadal video

Sharapova scorn at semi-nude Shakira/Nadal video

Blushing Meadows - (Hawkeye): Just weeks after revealing to Spoof reporter queen mudder her nocturnal torment at the imaginary hands of grand slam ace Rafael Nadal, the Russian tennis star has spoken about her contempt at his steamy video with blond...

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Funny story: X-Factor Miming. First Cheryl Cole, And Now Shakira. When Will The Great Talent Show Swindle End?

X-Factor Miming. First Cheryl Cole, And Now Shakira. When Will The Great Talent Show Swindle End?

The TV show X-Factor plumbed new and ever greater depths yesterday as 'guest artiste' Shakira appeared to be miming, following in the Cheryl Cole tradition. We contacted top mime artiste Marcel Marinado, who comes from France, and is French and as...

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Funny story: MTV Europe Music Awards - No One Took Anyone's Microphone Away

MTV Europe Music Awards - No One Took Anyone's Microphone Away

BERLIN - The MTV Europe Music Awards were held in Berlin, Germany at The Stalag 93 Commemorative Auditorium, in honor of the 20th year anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall. The host of the event was Russell Brand's girlfriend, Katy "I Kissed...

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Funny story: Shakira's Hips Have Been Banned In Delaware, Vermont, and Utah

Shakira's Hips Have Been Banned In Delaware, Vermont, and Utah

DOVER, Delaware - TV Guideline Magazine is reporting that due to the extremely erotic, sensuous, and sexy-as-hell hip gyrations by Shakira which she performed on Dancing With The Stars, the Colombian-born little firecracker's hips have been banned in...

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Funny story: Shakira Performs At The White House

Shakira Performs At The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The hip-swiveling, Colombia singer Shakira performed at a White House dinner in honor of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. The erotically sensual Shakira performed her hits including "Whenever Wherever," "Ready For The Good Time...

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Funny story: Shakira Steals Susan Boyle's Dance Move

Shakira Steals Susan Boyle's Dance Move

LOS ANGELES, CA - "And that's just one side of me," said the crossover Columbian crooner as she first shifted then swiveled her pelvis, left hand on her hip, microphone in her right. Then, she gave her head a sharp forward thrust as if to say, "Hmmp...

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Funny story: Argentina elects hot babe

Argentina elects hot babe

Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, the wife of Argentina's marginally corrupt president, Néstor Kirchner, looks set to become the first woman to be elected president of the country.

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Funny story: Shakira stage show banned

Shakira stage show banned

Colombian warbler Shakira has had to cancel her performance at the New Orleans Shitterdome.

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Funny story: Hollywood Celebrates Hayden Panettierre On Her 18th Birthday and Entry Into Skankdom

Hollywood Celebrates Hayden Panettierre On Her 18th Birthday and Entry Into Skankdom

Hayden Panettierre, the young cheerleader from the cast of Heroes, turns eighteen years old this week. For her official entry into the world of Hollywood sleaze, other media personalities are throwing her a "skanking out" party. Each of several fam...

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Funny story: Kate sends William Beyonce & Shakira's 'Beautiful Liar' CD

Kate sends William Beyonce & Shakira's 'Beautiful Liar' CD

London - (Ass Mess): Prince William has received a CD of Beyonce and Shakira's Number One hit single Beautiful Liar.

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Funny story: Shakira dislocates her entire body

Shakira dislocates her entire body

Hollywood Ca. Shakira was admitted to Cedar Sinai Hospital this afternoon complaining of body pains that resulted from over rehearsal.

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