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Funny story: 12 Top Sexy Lyrics Pulled From Free Kid's Meal CD

12 Top Sexy Lyrics Pulled From Free Kid's Meal CD

Racy lyrics has led Wendy's Hamburgers to pull a CD from their kid meals. The kid's can send in for a free CD, postage paid. Among the different version were these Top 12. 12. I Want Your Sex 11. Glory Box 10. Let's Spend The Night Together 9. Lay Lady Lay 8. Sexual Healing 7. Love You Inside Out 6. Afternoon Delight 5. Do You Think I'm Sexy 4. Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta L...

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Funny story: Paul Daniels - Britain's Sexiest Man!

Paul Daniels - Britain's Sexiest Man!

Following revelations that the diminutive magician has entertained over 300 lovers in his largely hairless life, Paul Daniels has been confirmed, nay cemented as 'Britain's Sexiest Man' So says Ivy Oakenleaf of North Shields, Tyne and Wear, the 76...

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Funny story: Shakira - Hotly Tipped To Become The Spoof's Numero Uno

Shakira - Hotly Tipped To Become The Spoof's Numero Uno

As a result of chronic over-exposure and the subsequent decline in popularity of its staple sex symbols, Cheryl Cole, Miley Cyrus, Katie Price etc etc satirical website TheSpoof.com has been looking further afield for a new sex symbol to take over th...

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Funny story: Shakira Not Really A Gypsy

Shakira Not Really A Gypsy

We can exclusively reveal today, right here, that the sexy Shakira, contrary to what her latest song title may say, is NOT a Gypsy. She is, in fact, Colombian. The 33 year old diva was actually born and bred in the home of drug cartels, coca pl...

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Funny story: Nigella Lawson Gives Her Breasts A Rest - The Delicious Miss Dahl Steps In

Nigella Lawson Gives Her Breasts A Rest - The Delicious Miss Dahl Steps In

Whilst nobody could sensibly argue that the BBC got it wrong in combining sex appeal and cooking, it could be argued that the BBC are struggling to maintain the standards they set so efficiently. Nigella Lawson became the first sex cook, and a jol...

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Funny story: Mr Kipling's "Exceedingly Sexy Wife"

Mr Kipling's "Exceedingly Sexy Wife"

Britain's favourite cake character Mr Kipling is to unveil his wife to TV viewers for the first time in a controversial new advertising campaign. Viewers have never seen Mr Kipling. His existence has only been known through the words of his friend...

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Funny story: 'SEXY' Kebab Introduced By Entrepreneur

'SEXY' Kebab Introduced By Entrepreneur

History making purveyor of fine kebabs, pizzas, fried chicken and fish and chips, Ali Bullo today turned the fast food world right on its head with the introduction of the 'SEXY' kebab, which according to analysts will propel the Ali Bullo Organisati...

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Funny story: Sex Symbols Demand HD TV Ban

Sex Symbols Demand HD TV Ban

Sex symbol stars of TV and movies from Hollywood to Bollywood, and Elstree to Ealing staged a mass protest in Tokyo today over what they consider to be the evils of HD TV. It seems that HD TV highlights flaws such as zits, scars, hairiness, and bl...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Admits Strong Sexual Feelings for Satire Writer Bargis Tryhole

Kim Kardashian Admits Strong Sexual Feelings for Satire Writer Bargis Tryhole

Incredibly alluring and sexy fragrance queen Kim Kardashian admitted today that she has overwhelming urges to have sex with a man she has never met, Spoof writer Bargis Tryhole. "I read his stories on that red spoof site (www.thespoof.com) and the...

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Funny story: Jackman, Clooney Voted Sexiest Men in the World

Jackman, Clooney Voted Sexiest Men in the World

Following typical US focused voting and tally procedures by People Magazine and others, a new format "sexiest man" competition has been expanded to include votes from across the globe. Recently announced 2010 winners will include Hugh Jackman and Ge...

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Funny story: Sexy Kim Kardashian Struts Her Funky Stuff In LA Fancy Dress Extravaganza

Sexy Kim Kardashian Struts Her Funky Stuff In LA Fancy Dress Extravaganza

Sexy Kim Kardashian wowed crowds of onlookers in a Hollywood costume hire store on Saturday when she tried on several outfits for a family Halloween fancy dress bash. The busty former reality TV star posed for paparazzi in a series of revealing ou...

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Funny story: Sexy Wife Proposals By Hubbies, Top 11

Sexy Wife Proposals By Hubbies, Top 11

11> "What do you mean, talk to the hand?" 10> "Just pretend it's a 1979 Atari joystick and the game is "The Invasion Of The Giant Lips!" 9. "If I eat a lot of honey first, it'll be just like those creamy center long johns that you like so much." 8> "Sugar Tongue..uh, Plum, I was thinking: you know how you relish footlong hot dogs?" 7> "So, a new sofa it is!" 6> "No S...

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Funny story: Spoiled Children Fund forms to help the rich and sexy

Spoiled Children Fund forms to help the rich and sexy

Beverly Hills, California - We've all seen them on the campuses of America. The young, vibrantly beautiful men and women in the top of their classes with high goals and the means to achieve them. The ones who soar through college like a rocket throug...

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Funny story: Scant Tongue Action Concerns Shenae Grimes Fans

Scant Tongue Action Concerns Shenae Grimes Fans

LOS ANGELES, CA - Paparazzi caught up with 90210 star Shenae Grimes yesterday, capturing several images of the lovely actress leaving yoga class - none of them featuring her tongue! Grimes, who plays "Annie" on the popular series about popular peo...

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Funny story: Attractive person - actually not that attractive!

Attractive person - actually not that attractive!

Controversy today in the world of showbiz, as an attractive person was found to be, actually, not that attractive after all!?!?! The supposedly gorgeous, famous person was snapped by pap's rushing out of her house and jumping into her car, appeari...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie's Juicy Workout DVD

Angelina Jolie's Juicy Workout DVD

LOS ANGELES - Brad Pitt's significant other, Angelina Jolie has just joined the long list of celebrities who have put out workout DVD's. Jolie is in good company with well known individuals like Britney Spears, Jane Fonda, Kathy Nijimy, Elton John...

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Funny story: Why is it so hard to find a good-looking virgin these days?

Why is it so hard to find a good-looking virgin these days?

I like to think I'm a pretty easy-going guy. I know that I'm not perfect, and I don't expect any future girlfriend of mine to be, either. As long as she is super attractive and still a virgin, nothing else really matters. I don't understand why it's been so hard to find a chick like that. I mean, it's not like I am saying she needs to have an IQ of 150, or know the stats of every player on the...

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